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100 Books in One Year: Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer

Cannonball Read / Julie

Book Reviews | November 17, 2008 | Comments (53)


Distraction can prove to be such a cruel bitch while I’m reading a novel. I’m a pretty fast reader, but I go through periods where almost anything can keep me from turning the page … people-watching on the trolley, current anxieties, imagining what life would be like as a piece of fruit (for the record? DELICIOUS). It took me a month to get through this one, despite my enjoyment …but I found myself actually distracted by the story itself. I couldn’t stop imagining Foer’s writing process. What made him name a character after himself, how did he get into the mind of Alex so well, did he research life in shtetls, etc etc. Foer has a knack for diving head first into his characterizations with a self assurance and buoyancy that is admirable in a writer so young. I read Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close a few months ago and was blown away by little Oscar and his heavy boots, so I was more than thrilled to finally read this, his debut novel.

Alex Perchov is a young Ukrainian translator hired by Jonathan Safron Foer to assist him in his journey to find the woman who saved his grandfather from the Nazis. Searching the desolate regions of the country for a place called Trachimbrod, they’re accompanied by Perchov’s grandfather, an old man tortured by his personal experiences of the war and the loss of his wife, and Sammy Davis Jr Jr, their equally beloved and reviled vodka-drinking dog. The book is a story within a story within a story, but Foer manages to avoid alienating his readers by writing with a fluidity that effectively binds the different narratives.

The journey of the four travellers is recounted by Alex, while the rest of the book is written as excerpts of Jonathan’s novel that conveys the life of his ancestors in the small shtetl. Tying these together are Alex’s letters to Jonathan that act as a sort of Greek chorus, commenting and sometimes reproaching him for his writing style. Alex is a desperate-to-be-loved young man whose dialogue is a hilarious and often affecting mix of broken English and malapropisms. He was undeniably my favorite character; his honesty (which often bordered on lack of modesty) is punctuated with a sense of humor and an unfortunate grasp of the language that provides the novel’s funniest moments. Declarations such as:


“If you want to know why so many girls want to be with me, it is because I am a very premium person to be with. I am homely, and also severely funny, and these are winning things.”

and

“I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. The women I know who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year.”

had me choking with laughter on the subway. What was greatest about Alex is that through his letters you can witness him growing … as his language improves his innocence wears away. Best of all is his personal investment in the story of both Jonathan’s great-great-I-forget-how-many-greats Grandmother Brod and his Grandfather Safran. It gives the book its heart and nearly echoed my own feelings toward the story. Everything is Illuminated is so rich with colorful characters and written with such grace and poetry that I was moved to tears more than once. Extremely Loud is still my favorite, but this book cements my belief that Foer is one of the most talented and exciting authors in recent memory. I can not wait to see what he does next.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. Details are here and the growing number of participants and their blogs are here. And check here for more of Julie’s reviews, including her latest for Twilight. Hahahahaha.


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Comments

I confess I haven't read the book, but I did see the movie because I'm a huge Elijah Wood fan. However, it was the character of Alex who blew me away. And who could not love Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr. I'll have to give this a read.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 17, 2008 8:18 AM

Blerg.
You need to start saying books are bad so I won't want to buy them.
I'm in class right now and bored out of my skull. Arglebargle. I will never need this in my life. I should've gone to a trade school. Like a Clown College.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2008 8:19 AM

You're killin' me, Smalls! I need content to comment on. I am so out of it this morning and I'm wearing a tie. Give me a reason not to murder someone. Just one little reason. (Also, the girl who lives next door owns every episode of Buffy and I think I love her a little. I plan to court her real classy-like. Any tips?)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2008 8:32 AM

WTF! Julie gets a column but Pookie doesn't? Pajiba should at lest acknowledge that I bring something to the table. My contributions should be taken seriously, I'm not here for comic relief. Maybe I should pull up my stakes and find a place that will appreciate what I have to offer?

Posted by: Pookie at November 17, 2008 9:10 AM

I loved this book so much, and I am terrified of watching the movie since a friend told me what the Jonathan character is like in it. Anyone out there who has both watched and read this? Is the movie a shock or a nice addition?

Posted by: hb at November 17, 2008 9:15 AM

I just wanted to pop in and say hello, since I was pretty absent last week. I feel detached. Nice review, J.

Posted by: Sean at November 17, 2008 9:19 AM

Pookie refers to Pookie in the Third Person now? I think I'm going to start posting in the 2nd Person. You are bored in class. You wonder why Pajiba is lifeless right now. You become slightly less enthused about this form of communication.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2008 9:23 AM

Dammit, Optimus, I'm not buying you the Firefly Blu-ray, I've told my family to buy it for me.

However, keep the tie on if you're going for classy. Girls like ties. Really, they've told me. Fortunately I already did too. So I've got that going for me.

It's one thing, but I've GOT IT.

Plus, do you know what a pain in the ass it is to find a PLAIN black suit and a PLAIN black tie like Mr. Wood's got up there without getting all bespoke 'n shit? Well, it is. I could do the vaguest Halloween costume ever by putting on my suit and carrying around little plastic bags. Accurate but pointless! That's my MO. Jeez, we almost have the same frames too. So basically I'm just being told how angular my face isn't. Thanks for the depressing reminder, Julie!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 9:54 AM

Dammit, Optimus, I'm not buying you the Firefly Blu-ray, I've told my family to buy it for me.

However, keep the tie on if you're going for classy. Girls like ties. Really, they've told me. Fortunately I already did too. So I've got that going for me.

It's one thing, but I've GOT IT.

Plus, do you know what a pain in the ass it is to find a PLAIN black suit and a PLAIN black tie like Mr. Wood's got up there without getting all bespoke 'n shit? Well, it is. I could do the vaguest Halloween costume ever by putting on my suit and carrying around little plastic bags. Accurate but pointless! That's my MO. Jeez, we almost have the same frames too. So basically I'm just being told how angular my face isn't. Thanks for the depressing reminder, Julie!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 9:55 AM

Optimus,

if you do a good spike impression, I'd say you're in. Of course, falling short on that means coming off as a wannabe Billy Idol, and nobody wins with Billy Idol.

Ever.

Posted by: nikky at November 17, 2008 9:58 AM

I did not hit that fucking button twice. I did NOT.

THE HATCH JUST BLEW!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 9:59 AM

Rhymes my only contention is that I should be afforded some opportunities to express my thoughts and ideas as a visiting columnist. I think since my arrival at pajiba I've made pajiba a more prominent player in the movie review business. I'm certainly not asking for a stipend to help me out with any financial conundrums that I find myself in periodically, no, I choose to help pajiba no matter how much it may cost me from a financial standpoint. I believe wholeheartedly in pajiba and it's product.

Posted by: Pookie at November 17, 2008 9:59 AM

I did not hit that fucking button twice. I did NOT.

THE HATCH JUST BLEW!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 10:00 AM

And I suppose at the end of this little comedy sketch Stevie crashes into a tree. HA HA VERY FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER! STOP DOUBLING ME!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 10:09 AM

Also, the girl who lives next door owns every episode of Buffy and I think I love her a little. I plan to court her real classy-like. Any tips?

posted by: Optimus Rhyme

You should hit her with the "Spike tells Buffy he loves her in that hot accent" speech, you fucking cheater.

The tie thing is hot, though.

Posted by: SofĂ­a at November 17, 2008 10:11 AM

Rhymes when it comes to dating the ladies I've got three letters for you, GHB.

Posted by: Pookie at November 17, 2008 10:19 AM

hb, I saw the movie before I read the book. Honestly, I really liked the movie, but then again I didn't go in with high expectations from the book. I thought Elijah Wood was terrific in it.

Hard to say what the reaction would have been had I done things the other way around, but I suspect I still would have enjoyed it. I'd lean toward the movie being a nice addition rather than a disappointing shock. As I recall, a lot of the historic storyline was left out, which suited me, as it wasn't my favourite part about the book.

Jay, honey, I don't think Monday morning is working out for you! Maybe you should go back to bed for a few hours.

Posted by: meaux at November 17, 2008 10:20 AM

Pookie's time is now, Dustin. Get the man the guest column that he so richly deserves.

Yes We Are Able!

Posted by: branded at November 17, 2008 10:21 AM

Well I usually work Monday night, not morning, so it's injury-to-injury-plus-insult here.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 10:25 AM

Aww Optimus, it's adorable that you continue to seek dating advice from Pajiba knowing you'll get advice from people like Pookie. Who, now upon reflection, gave some ok advice last time when you had that clingy-girl problem...

Anyway, for a classy woo-ing try not to stalk her, but don't be too aloof. Sweet little love notes are nice and always get a girl's attention. But you should really gauge what she'd like based on her interests and whether or not she may be into you. If she never speaks to you little notes could be creepy. If you two hang out all the time and she flirts go ahead and ask her out. And I mean out to dinner. I don't mean at the school cafeteria and I don't mean out to the bar. I mean like dinner. If you can't drive or walk to a nice restaurant a picnic is usually sweet but up where you are you'd probably freeze your ass off. Flowers are good. Unless she's allergic.

Rhyme, start feeling her out and see what she's into. Girls love it when you notice the little things. You may even ask if she'd be up for a Buffy mini-marathon, ya know, just to spend a few hours alone with her to laugh and talk over a shared interest.

Hope this helps!

Posted by: Kayanne at November 17, 2008 10:36 AM

Rhyme, just make sure that she overhears you singing some songs from "Once More With Feeling," or "Stop the World" from Dr. Horrible. Then, you won't have to pursue her, she'll be all up on your junk.

Posted by: Brook at November 17, 2008 10:46 AM

Optimus: I second or third the tie thing. My hubby wore a tie and a jacket on our first date and it really made a good impression on me. Made me feel like he really wanted to impress me. What a change from the guys who showed up looking like they just washed the car and couldn't be bothered to change before taking me out.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 17, 2008 11:09 AM

Optimus: I second or third the tie thing. My hubby wore a tie and a jacket on our first date and it really made a good impression on me. Made me feel like he really wanted to impress me. What a change from the guys who showed up looking like they just washed the car and couldn't be bothered to change before taking me out.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 17, 2008 11:10 AM

"Start feeling her out ..."

Grab and go has always worked for me.

Posted by: bucdaddy at November 17, 2008 11:11 AM

I adored "Everything is Illuminated" - I thought it was brilliant, hilarious, and tragic. Highly recommend it.

Posted by: samantha t at November 17, 2008 11:36 AM

hb,
I read the book before seeing the movie. The movie is pretty useless, but it didn't ruin the book for me at all. I hated watching Elijah Wood's interpretation of Jonathan, but the guy playing Alex was awesome. And the guy who played Alex has a Ukranian punk band, and they supplied some of the songs for the soundtrack. The songs were a nice addition, but again, the movie was useless.

Posted by: ERM at November 17, 2008 11:47 AM

OH My God. I should Rock the cardigan. I wore it when I had a presentation and it really works. It's kinda casual but solid elements of class. It's funny you mentioned that, Brook. We actually did randomly break into a rendition of "I've Got A Theory". It's impossible to mention Bunnies without.
I'll see where this goes, Pajibans. And as usual I'll keep you in touch.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2008 12:58 PM

Love this review. Way better than mine ;)

I really want to watch the movie now. The review on here says it's pretty good!

Posted by: figgy at November 17, 2008 1:08 PM

This is one of my favourite books, it just knocked me sideways. I think I'm gonna get it down now and read it again...

hb - I read the book before the film, and I'm with ERM, the film is pretty useless, but didn't ruin the book. It probably says something that all I can remember about it is the guy who played Alex (who was excellent). Personally, I'd recommend just giving the film a miss. It was disappointing, but at least forgettable. Shame, really.

Posted by: Gumble at November 17, 2008 1:37 PM

Is anyone else trying to open the review of the film and just getting this page?

Posted by: Gumble at November 17, 2008 1:42 PM

Alright ladies, Would You Rather:

Safran's hand or Torgo's hand?

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at November 17, 2008 1:42 PM

This is one of my favourite books, it just knocked me sideways. I think I'm gonna get it down now and read it again...

hb - I read the book before the film, and I'm with ERM, the film is pretty useless, but didn't ruin the book. It probably says something that all I can remember about it is the guy who played Alex (who was excellent). Personally, I'd recommend just giving the film a miss. It was disappointing, but at least forgettable. Shame, really.

Is anyone else trying to open the review of the film and just getting this page?

Posted by: Gumble at November 17, 2008 1:43 PM

But if it was another Pajiban, would you supply Ms. Marie's commanded reportage? (yes, I said that with the Frawnch...you know, in my head)

What if you didn't know she was, or she's a lurker or something?

What would you do then?


Unfortunately there'd be no way to frustrate her demands without telling her about it. Damn she's dash cunning!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 1:43 PM

This is one of my favourite books, it just knocked me sideways. I think I'm gonna get it down now and read it again...

hb - I read the book before the film, and I'm with ERM, the film is pretty useless, but didn't ruin the book. It probably says something that all I can remember about it is the guy who played Alex (who was excellent). Personally, I'd recommend just giving the film a miss. It was disappointing, but at least forgettable. Shame, really.

Is anyone else trying to open the review of the film and just getting this page?

Posted by: Gumble at November 17, 2008 1:47 PM

Safran's hand or Torgo's hand?

Eww! ...Safran.

And check here for more of Julie's reviews, including her latest for Twilight. Hahahahaha.

Grrrrr. Fuck you up the diamond encrusted ass, Edward.

Posted by: Julie at November 17, 2008 1:49 PM

I've seen the movie but haven't read the book yet. An ideal order, because if it was the other way around I wouldn't enjoy the movie at all.

By the way, I heard a girl on the shuttle at my school yesterday say "I wish there was a place I could get books the way I get movies from Netflix. But free."

The world really is going to hell.

Posted by: Sharon at November 17, 2008 1:51 PM

Manservant Torgo's Master-charred hand, Ms. Reckson?

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 1:53 PM

Someone said that here once, Sharon.

I have allowed myself to forget who it was.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 1:56 PM

In the words of Harry Potter: fuck this.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 2:01 PM

In the words of Harry Potter: fuck this.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 2:07 PM

Jay,

Does that mean this stupidity is that widespread? Fuck me.

This is the same shuttle, incidentally, where the following conversation happened:

Girl 1: (talking loudly) Can you even imaginate that?
Girl 2: Umm, no. No one can. It's not a fucking word.
1: Sure it is! You use your imagination to imaginate things.
2: You really don't.

Posted by: Sharon at November 17, 2008 2:08 PM

Ha! The gods are fucking with you Jay.

Posted by: Julie at November 17, 2008 2:09 PM

Manservant Torgo's Master-charred hand, Ms. Reckson?

Not the charred hand on the staff...His clumsy chubby hand which he uses to fondle women's hair with. Mmm...Classy!

Posted by: Renee at November 17, 2008 2:38 PM

Manservant Torgo's Master-charred hand, Ms. Reckson?

Not the charred hand on the staff...His clumsy chubby hand which he uses to fondle women's hair with. Mmm...Classy!

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at November 17, 2008 2:40 PM

Okay, I'll break my commenting embargo since I need to say:


When Carnies Flirt


Now, are you both women?? Are you actually every Pajiba woman in Atlanta??

Do you all just really like it when I'm sent into fits of rage? What in the fuck is going ON here today??? I don't even know who I am at this point!

TK fuckin leaves me to fend off the Heaton haters alone and Rowles abandons us to the fuckin hydra comment engine??!?


BLEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 2:55 PM

I saw the movie before reading the book, and honestly I don't think it matters which order you decide to consume them, as they are significantly different in key areas.

For what it's worth, the book is a much more complete story that hits emotional depths the movie could only dream of.

I know there are some haters out there who criticize Safran-Foer for using too many literary gimmicks, but his writing speaks to me like hardly any other author.

FYI, the actor Alex in the movie is played by Eugene Hutz of Gogol Bordello. He is awesome.

Posted by: Alon at November 17, 2008 2:55 PM

I saw the movie before reading the book, and honestly I don't think it matters which order you decide to consume them, as they are significantly different in key areas.

For what it's worth, the book is a much more complete story that hits emotional depths the movie could only dream of.

I know there are some haters out there who criticize Safran-Foer for using too many literary gimmicks, but his writing speaks to me like hardly any other author.

FYI, the actor Alex in the movie is played by Eugene Hutz of Gogol Bordello. He is awesome.

Posted by: Alon at November 17, 2008 3:01 PM

(it's like it thinks it's failing to publish the comment, and it tries again, and it tries again and it tries again. and then they all come out five minutes later. unplug it, dave, the mind is going)

Posted by: jay at November 17, 2008 3:05 PM

I'll be watching the movie, I'm too curious to see how on EARTH they could adapt that story into film not to. Plus the idea of seeing a real live Alex makes me unbelievably happy.

Posted by: Julie at November 17, 2008 3:07 PM

I loved this book and ditto for the review. You did justice to the author.

If I see the movie it will have to be alone--can't imagine my husband, lovely man that he is, digging the storyline as did I.

Posted by: NeoCleo at November 17, 2008 4:23 PM

This book is great and so much more powerful then the movie it almost seems a shame to compare the two.

Seriously, I know it is always hip to say that, but they completely changed the ending in this case. Man that was lame.

Eugene Hutz did, however, play that part exactly as I imagined it. He was fantastic.

Posted by: imk at November 17, 2008 8:17 PM

Sharon and Jay: I feel your pain. Someone at work was talking about wanting to do some research for a project, wondering if we have materials at work, etc. I point out that we have a very well-stocked library - why don't you try there? Gaping mouth. Then onto databases - how to access periodicals. Again, gaping mouth after my suggestion of, you know, THE LIBRARY. I wonder if they are teasing me because they know I am on the library board...

In any case, I actually really enjoyed this movie, and thought Elijah Wood was ok in this role. I think I appreciate how awkward he seemed the whole time. Also, the scene with the house in the field of sunflowers reminds me a little of Pushing Daisies. I found the book a little contrived - maybe I am just not hip enough to enjoy it. I will try the other novel Julie referred in the review.

Posted by: llp at November 18, 2008 12:19 AM

Gumble,
The movie review is gone for me too. Looks like some mistake ended up replacing the link with this one. Brokenz0red :[

It's too bad; the movie review for this was fairly good.

Posted by: Anon at November 18, 2008 2:18 AM