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100 Books in One Year: Every Dead Thing by John Connolly

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (16)



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Upon recommendation of Meister TK, I decided to peruse Connolly’s works. Almost all of TK’s recs have been disposable, pulpy action/thriller/mystery novels, so I tend to enjoy them. As much as I love biting into the heady dense literature of some of the deeper authors, there’s something to be said for some popcorn face smashers.

Connolly’s Charlie “Bird” Parker makes for an interesting hero. I’ve been reading a lot of detective series as of late, and as Dan Carlson and I have discovered, it is possible to fly for at least four hours while always watching an episode of “Law and Order,” so I’ve got sort of a taste for the macabre. Connolly delivers, if with a few grease spots on the paper bag. He reminds me of his homophonic contemporary Michael Connelly’s Harry Bosch series, except with a lot more gruesome violence — sort of Peter Straub-y. He has this strange tendency to fuck with his timeline, fracturing events and leaping all over the place with his story. It’s painfully distracting, but once you acclimate yourself to the jarring events, it’s pretty easy to sink your teeth into.

And Connolly doesn’t fuck around with plot. It’s a goddamn punt-your-nuts-into-your-stomach story. Parker sits on the porch of his home, where he came home drunk after a fight with his wife, only to find his daughter and wife butchered and layed out in a horrific tableau, with their faces cut from their corpses. It’s a hell of a way to open, but Connolly delivers it in almost dry scientific delivery as if he were also in shock. The story then goes from there with Parker leaving the force to become a detective who hunts down his family’s killer. Parker isn’t a very likable character, so when the love angle gets played, it’s less than believable. Also, the story is a bit choppy. It’s almost like watching two different cross-over cop shows back to back. It’s a pretty large unwieldy story, and it does get a little sloppy at times. But it’s still like watching the lesser non-Orbach “Law and Orders.” It’s not great, but it’s still damn good. And I will certainly be following this series further.

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Comments

goddamn I need to catch up.

Posted by: lizzieborden at March 24, 2009 9:09 AM

"Almost all of TK’s recs have been disposable, pulpy action/thriller/mystery novels"

You calling me stupid?

Actually, it's true. I read mostly crap. Though this particular series of crap I really enjoyed.

Posted by: TK at March 24, 2009 9:32 AM

TK, I mostly read crap too. Only, the girl version of crap. But this does sound like a rather good series.

Posted by: lizzieborden at March 24, 2009 10:05 AM

I've read quite a few of the Charlie Parker books and stories and while they're excellently written, I lost the passion for them a few books in. I dont think its because of any reduction in quality, It's probably just, but just to warn readers who do get involved, these books...almost swing into the supernatural, I could never be certain, especially since I didnt read those last few books.


Conolly's a great writer but sometimes I wonder if he knows what genre he wants to be working within

Posted by: Nadine at March 24, 2009 10:13 AM

I really love good detective fiction but I am getting rather tired of the "driven by the murder of his wife and child" narrative. I know these things are supposed to be formulaic to a degree, but we need a few new character backgrounds in the genre. That's why I love Jasper Fforde's Jack Spratt. No-one at the department takes him seriously as a detective because he is happily married.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 24, 2009 10:16 AM

PaddyDog, I know what you mean, I know it's a staple of noir, and having the personal touch to the story is often interesting in character development, but yeah, how many detectives who's wife and kid got chopped up can there be??

Even in film its driving me fucking insane.

If you want a good noir series, and dont MIND the supernatural edge(I dont mind it in Conolly I just didnt expect it/am not sure if its actually there) Mike Carey's Felix Castor series are fantastic, witty, sharp, funny, very noir but without a lot of the soppy shit.
Castor is a freelance Excorcist(sp) in a London overrun with ghosts, Loup-garous(lycanthrope types) and zombies. He's ballsy, cocky, funny, painfully aware of his own flaws and damaged without being soppy about it.
Plus its Carey. Who rocks.

Posted by: Nadine at March 24, 2009 10:28 AM

Thanks Nadine:

I have no problem at all with the supernatural edge. After all, Jack Spratt is a PDR (person of dubious reality). If you read as much detective fiction as I do (I am on planes all the time and one can only read so much heavy serious stuff before needing a lighter diversion), you just start wishing for a little more variation in the characters' backgrounds. Hence, one of my major points of disappointment with Castle.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 24, 2009 10:46 AM

Will someone be doing a Cannonball Read of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 24, 2009 11:07 AM

I used to read a lot of detective fiction- primarily the Prey novels by John Sanford. The first couple were very gripping, but the utterly vile bad guys got old after a while. Charlotte MacLeod's Peter Shandy mysteries were pretty good for the first few books, then became formulaic. I rather quickly got tired of Robert B. Parker's Spenser for the same reason.

Then I read Dashiel Hammet, and most modern mysteries lost their appeal.

A good suggested read for the quirk-lovers out there would be The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump by Harry Turtledove. Turtledove excels at the slightly-warped-version-of-Earth story, and this one is a beauty.

Posted by: Archvillain at March 24, 2009 11:26 AM

You know how in every Law and Order episode there would be a murder, the detectives would show up and then Lenny would crack some pun right as the credits launched? Well the Mrs. and I watched way too many Law and Orders on TNT a few summers ago and I started shaking my head and saying "Oh that Lenny" every time. Then I started doing it for the non-Lenny Law and Orders (still saying "Lenny" of course). Then I started doing it anytime any TV show happens to have a smart comment and then a cut.

I may in fact be insane.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at March 24, 2009 12:18 PM

@ Paddy Dog

I loved that Jack Spratt books. I read those before I got around to the Thursday Next novels which just pale in comparison. Fforde straddles the line between "intelligent" and "look at me! Aren't I witty!".

However, the nail in the coffin for me was in the latest Thursday Next novel when Harry Potter--which is the name that they had been using, so it's not intentional--was misspelled as "Harry Pooter". While I am a man open to all styles of genital haircare, I will not read books that couldn't at least run a spell check.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at March 24, 2009 12:37 PM

JAE:

I'm not sure you can blame the auhtor for a bad copy editor. But yeah, Thursday Next started to stretch thinly after a while. I have a theory that Fforde went through all of his favourite books in the first few and then had to deal with books he didn't love as much, making the plots a lot less entertaining because they were not as solidly grounded in the book background. I am looking forward to more from Jack Spratt.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 24, 2009 12:48 PM

Charlie "Bird" Parker? Really? I mean, I can see the conceit of naming your protagonist after a famous musician, sure, but giving him the same nickname even? That just seems lazy. And a bit creepy. Unless he got the nickname for chasing someone's chicken around so he could make dinner out of it. Then I'll allow it.

Posted by: s. pisaster at March 24, 2009 2:44 PM

I try my best to avoid giving out advice, especially when I’m not asked for my advice advice. I told Rowles long ago to give up this book club nonsense. People come to the P for enjoyment, not for homework assignments. I’ve read all the classic from “Iceberg Slim” to “ If I killed her” by Orenthal Simpson and it was something that wasn’t part of an acceptance into some sort of secret society. People don’t like to be told what books to read, if this experiment is going to succeed it must first realize that people don’t react well to being forced to do something.

Posted by: Pookie at March 24, 2009 4:46 PM

*The title of Orenthal Simpson's book is "If I did it," my apologies to those of you that went searching for "If I killed her."

Posted by: Pookie at March 24, 2009 4:50 PM

I just love that you came back to clarify that, Pookie. You *ahem* slay me sometimes...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at March 24, 2009 8:02 PM


















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