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A Cannonball Read Status Update and A Few Reviews

Cannonball Read / The Cannonball Leaders

Book Reviews | January 30, 2009 | Comments (32)


Publishers Note: Because the Cannonball Read is tightening up dramatically (or at least as dramatic as a book reading competition can be), today I give you three reviews from, currently, the three leaders in the Cannonball Read: Prisco (40 books read), Sophia (40 books read) and Marra Alane, who has 37 books reviewed, but may actually have more read).

The Witching Hour, by Anne Rice. Reviewed by Marra Alane.

Topping out at over 1000 pages, Anne Rice’s The Witching Hour has the distinction of being the longest book I’ve read so far, and also the book that I could least get into. Seriously, the next five or so books I’m about to land a review on I didn’t remotely enjoy, which sucks when you consider that over the last two weeks I’ve read over 3000 pages, and enjoyed approximately 17 of them.

Oh, and the sex. My god, the sex. There’s a lot of it. None particularly bizarre (although my definition of bizarre may differ from yours, as most of the dirty parts are with a ghost), but still, Jesus Christ. It’s enough to make me blush. I’m also always worried that someone is reading over my shoulder on the train during these parts, and is going to think I’m a freak or a degenerate.

Anypeeninvag, the Mayfair witches are some badass occulty types haunted by the spirit Lasher, who haunts with the women of the family for four generations by getting it on with them. Rowan Mayfair and her sexy boyfriend/husband are left with the task of solving the mystery of Lasher, and thus the mystery of her family, which includes a cast of characters both fascinatingly written and fascinatingly dull.

Apparently, this is one of Anne Rice’s best novels. Which I can understand, because it’s epic and far-reaching, covering a couple of continents and several generations, and its got some really great prose, even if it never captured my interest. For my own enjoyment, though, I have to say that maybe Rice isn’t my cup of tea. I never really understood what gothic novels were all about, and after this, I still don’t really get it. OK, so a bunch of people fuck ghosts and shit. That’s not really interesting.

For more of Marra Alane’s reviews, check out her blog.

The Reader, by Bernhard Schlink. Reviewed by Sophia.

I picked up The Reader by Bernhard Schlink after seeing another Cannonball Reader review of the novel. German is technically my second language, so if I had been truly ambitious, I would have read it in German. Fortunately for me, I’m not that motivated and the English version was just fine. And now that I read it, I’m not quite sure what I thought of it. The Reader is definitely a thought-provoking and powerful story that touches on questions of morality, blame, and atonement. I appreciated that it was well-written, and I was glad I read it, but it doesn’t quite make my favorites list.

The story is told from the point of view of Michael Berg and begins when he is a fifteen-year-old boy living in Germany. When he is sick on his way home from school, Hanna Schmitz, a thirty-six year old woman, helps him. Once Michael has recovered he returns to Hanna to thank her for her help, and from there a sexual relationship develops. Later in Michael Berg’s life he finds himself a spectator to her trial for murder. This book is pretty short and it’s probably best that you know as little as possible before reading it, so you can view the characters without any preconceptions, but the relationship and the trial constitute pretty much the whole plot.

I appreciated how Schlink managed to tell such a straight, simple story with so many layers of gray and questions of morality. Although it might be easy to simply condemn Hanna for sexually preying on a fifteen-year-old, I could sense there was a story and force behind her actions that did not excuse her behavior but might have explained it. This is even more explicit during the trial, in what I thought was the strongest section of the book. Hanna is on trial for a horrible crime and she is probably guilty. But at the same time she is weak and naive and losing because she was a part of a system that she couldn’t avoid. And now that the system has changed she doesn’t know how to work within it, and she’s become a scapegoat despite the real guilt of many others. You can’t help but feel sorry for her. Some of Hanna’s worst actions were her failure to act, and what makes this book even more intriguing is that Michael Berg, the other defendants, the other witnesses, and a large section of society in this novel, are also guilty of failing to act.

The third section of the book I did not find quite as powerful as the second section. Maybe I just didn’t connect enough with the characters to really care about them, but it’s probably the third section that keeps this book from being one of my top favorites even though it is so well-written. I’d definitely recommend it, though, and I hope the movie does it justice.

For more of Sophia’s reviews, check out her blog.

A Clash of Kings, by George R.R. Martin. Reviewed by Brian Prisco.

My God, this series just keeps getting better. It’s a wonderful blend of political and fantasy, and this part of the series leans a little harder on the fantasy aspect. It’s such an epic story, spanning a vast cast of characters scattered throughout. Brothers and sisters scattered by a war, allegiances forged and broken. It’s pretty outstanding stuff.

(This might get a tad spoilery from this point on, and I cannot recommend highly enough this series and think that everyone ought to just go out and snatch up book 1 right now, A Game of Thrones. They’re in the works to make it into a series for HBO, and frankly, it’s the only thing I can see potentially filling the hole in our hearts left by the departure of “Battlestar Galactica” and “The Wire.” It’s that fucking epic and entertaining. And even if stories of dungeons and dragons and dorks give you the howling fantods, I think this might have enough steel and intrigue to perk your interest. So skip the rest of this review, and realize that Book 2 keeps the story as fierce as Book 1. Go on now. Get thee to the bookstore.)

After the events of the first novel, and the death of the King, four different factions have declared themselves the rightful heir to the empire: Stannis Baratheon and his new found god, the Lord of Light; Renly, his younger and more charismatic brother, allied with the Knight of Flowers, champion of the kingdom; Robb Stark, the son of the slain Eddard Stark, and more likely than not the hero we’re supposed to root for; and the sinister Malfoyesque Joffrey Lannister, a shit in one of the finest families of sheer villainy ever to grace the written page. Seriously, I’ve never wished an entire family such heinous demise since the O’Doyles.

The four forces waging the epic game of Risk with each other would be enough meat to satisfy the most voracious reader, but there’s more. We’ve got Daenerys, who is the Mother of Dragons — who’s storyline gets the most insane and fantasyish. She has three dragons that she cares for, traveling among nomad horselords. She wishes to overtake the Seven Kingdoms as the rightful heir to the throne, so she’s amassing an army and her dragons. Plus, we’ve got yet another sniveling shit trying to gain honor and become a king himself. Not to mention the fact that barbarian wildlings living in the frozen north are apparently gathering a secret magic to lay siege to the lands below the Wall and destroy everything.

Each storyline is phenomenal, and the characters, good and bad alike, are so much fucking fun to follow. What works so well is the infighting: particularly amongst the villains. The Lannisters are a soap opera Springerfest, and watching the chess match play out in King’s Landing is easily the best part of the novel. Cersei versus Tyrion is why you read novels. Each of the Stark children have a serious thread to play out, though some get more short shrift than others.

Martin has promised seven or eight novels, but there are only two more written, so I’m taking my time, savoring each hearty 1000 page tome. The saddest part, though is truly with each one of the Song of Ice and Fire novels I read, the worse the Robert Jordan novels seem.


This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. Details are here and the growing number of participants and their blogs are here.









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Comments

And there's me with my measly five.

I am intrigued by The Reader, I think I'll have to add it to my list.

Posted by: Carrie at January 30, 2009 9:31 AM

It's ITALICS DAY!!!

Anyway, I'm nearly done #16 and I need to head to the library this weekend to check out some mindless fluff books, the last few I've read have been kind of dense. Congrats to all of you who are better at this contest than me.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 30, 2009 9:35 AM

Anypeeninvag

This is easily the best word I've ever seen that's not actually part of the English language.

Posted by: Sean at January 30, 2009 9:36 AM

Any idea when we'll have details on the 5K? I'd like to buy the proper jogging attire before I get involved.

Posted by: Dr. Controversy at January 30, 2009 9:36 AM

I can not promote A Song of Ice and Fire enough. It is the best series I have ever read, and I am absolutely dying for him to finish book five. I don't even want to think about the wait between books five and six. I think my kids will be in school by then (they're 2 and -2 months) and even then I'm being generous.

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 9:36 AM

The crap is with the italics?

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 9:37 AM

I'm at 18 books and holding, there is no way I can reach 40 books like Prisco and Sophia.

Posted by: Pookie at January 30, 2009 9:55 AM

This weekend, I have about five or six reviews to write up (possibly seven depending on how tonight goes). And no, I haven't added any since the last time I admitted I was behind on write-ups.

Once April hits, I'm free to bang out 1-2 a day.

Posted by: Robert at January 30, 2009 9:55 AM

Good Robert, I was wondering why you haven't posted lately, I just hope when April comes you can get back on track.

Posted by: Pookie at January 30, 2009 10:06 AM

I'm also always worried that someone is reading over my shoulder on the train during these parts, and is going to think I'm a freak or a degenerate.

Ha! I always think that. I was blusing on the trolley last week while reading Allison Bechdal's graphic novel/memoir Fun Home, there was a panel of her going down on her girlfriend, and I could only imagine what the lady next to me thought. :)

Posted by: Julie at January 30, 2009 11:19 AM

Sweet God, I am so glad someone favorably reviewed A Clash of Kings. I discovered these books a couple of weeks ago, and I haven't put them down since. They are, in a couple of words, FUCKING EPIC. I've never been much of one for dungeons and dragons, but so far there is a complete dearth of elves, so I've had no problem enjoying these wholeheartedly. There is some twisted, stomach-roiling shit in here, and Martin has no qualms about killing off a narrating character or a favorite character or the last vestige of hope that seems to be lingering in the entirety of a war-ravaged continent.
And fun! Mother Mary on a pogo stick, are these fun. As mentioned above, it's true that the villainous Lannister family is soapier than Dynasty, but even if Dynasty hopped on the Casual Incest Train, took a stop at the Kin-Killer Depot, and took on a few hobos named High Treason, Rape, and Slaughter of So Very Many Innocents, it couldn't begin to touch the stratospheric levels of evil the Lannisters can boast. Like I said, fucking epic.
I also have to agree that -- in the right hands, of course -- these books are grade A material for a TV show of the BSG ilk. By switching the narrating voice every chapter and keeping the action rushing forward at the small, personal level and at a blistering smolder at the national level, each book is nearly a perfect season arc already. The dialogue is smashing, the thousands of characterizations distinct and memorable ... really, it's like a DIY kit. Just add actors! (Please, please, let them be the right actors ...Mark Strong=Stannis Baratheon, all I'm sayin'.)

Posted by: cerain at January 30, 2009 11:46 AM

Wow ... that ... I got a little wordy there. Huh.

Posted by: cerain at January 30, 2009 11:47 AM

Ok Cerain...between you and Prisco and everyone else, now I HAVE to check out those books. A Game of Thrones it is, I'm heading to half.com as we speak.

Posted by: Julie at January 30, 2009 11:56 AM

Julie, I had the exact same experience with that book except I was on a plane at the time, and the middle-aged woman next to me couldn't seem to decide if she was appalled or fascinated.

As an added note, Mr. Siege is obsessed with those George R.R. Martin books, and is really angry that the release of the next one has been delayed or something. He's afraid the author will die before the series is complete.

Posted by: Siege at January 30, 2009 12:08 PM

I actually picked up A Game of Thrones because of someone's review here, and I was excited for intrigue and magic and shit. Then... I read one page of the prologue. And encountered the names Gared, Ser Waymar Royce, the words "wildling" and "lordling," and the sentence "Never believe anything you hear at a woman's tit."

Goddamn fantasy...

Posted by: Sabrina at January 30, 2009 12:28 PM

I don't know, Sabrina. I think I would be really disappointed if I picked up a fantasy novel and the heroes were named Timmy, Frank, Steve, or Dave.

"Oh sir Frank! Your sword sings so sweetly! You have slain the evil wizard Timmy in combat most glorious!"

It just doesn't work.

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 12:58 PM

Well, I'm still stuck at one, although I've got two more almost ready to go. Good thing I ain't in it to win it....

Posted by: sansho1 at January 30, 2009 1:14 PM

Or heroes named, let's say, Harry or Ron? My mental block is with more than just names, it's with the whole writing style. I wouldn't like that line even if it went "Oh sir Gared! Your sword sings so sweetly! You have slain the evil wizard Waymar in combat most gloriously!" I like my fantasy modern and without the usual fantasy trappings, I guess.

Posted by: Sabrina at January 30, 2009 1:19 PM

Because of Pajiba, I became intrigued with this series a few months ago. I ordered all 4 online, recieved them around the middle of October, promptly read them back to back, finished the 4th during Christmas break. 4 monster sized books in 2 1/2 months, not too bad.
Fantastic stuff.

Posted by: SilverDeb at January 30, 2009 1:19 PM

I wouldn't read fantasy that was written that way either, Sabrina. I have (barely) too much respect for myself. It was more to prove a point. It's all about the context and the universe, which is why names like Harry and Ron will work for the Potter series, but in a "traditional" fantasy novel, most of the time they wouldn't fly. I understand it's not for everyone so I'm not knocking what you enjoy or trying to convert you.

That being said, there are some names in the Ice and Fire novels that would fit in a "modern" novel. Robert, Jon, Andrew, Alan, Humphrey, Joanna, Luke, etc. Just a few, though, the vast majority are normal "fantasy" names.

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 2:03 PM

Yeah, I see your point about context, Snath. And I'm not knocking anything either, it just does not work for me at all.

Posted by: Sabrina at January 30, 2009 2:45 PM

I see your point Sabrina, but how about "oh Pookie your pipe is magical and without equal! Come and knock down my love walls!" I'm also more into the modern aspects of story telling.

Posted by: Pookie at January 30, 2009 3:05 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat ...

Posted by: stipe42 at January 30, 2009 3:13 PM

I cast level 3 Eroticism...

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 3:34 PM

I summon an epic one eyed trouser snake...

Posted by: stipe42 at January 30, 2009 3:41 PM

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness...

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 4:01 PM

Crap. My rectum is out of hitpoints. I'll need to roll a new character, one with a high saving throw against rectal violation.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 30, 2009 4:44 PM

If you thought The Witching Hour was bad, try reading one of Rice's Sleeping Beauty books while in line at the DMV smack dab in the middle of the Redneck Riviera. Or not. It's a mildly disturbing experience.

Posted by: Az at January 30, 2009 4:53 PM

Blackwood Farm is my favorite Anne Rice novel. It's got the witches and the vampires. Wheee!

Posted by: Snath at January 30, 2009 5:02 PM

Unfortunately, The Witching Hour IS one of Rice's best novels. The reason being is because of all the witches and the sex. But now that I think about it, it's because it's like a fucking soap opera, and I probably wouldn't get into it as much as I did when I was 19. As for the vampires, oh man they were 100 times more interesting than the witches. Anypeeninvag?! Are you reading dlisted or what....?!

Posted by: ph at January 30, 2009 7:35 PM

I liked "The Witching Hour," but it was an epic read. Of course, I read the follow-ups "Taltos" and "Lasher." "Witching Hour" was the best of the three. I couldn't get into "Blackwood Farm," but I had read most of the vampire books by then, as well as the witches, and I think I was burned out on all things Rice. I couldn't see Quinn Blackwood as a sympathetic character. He just annoyed me. The Sleeping Beauty trilogy, however, I could read over and over again, just probably not in public.

Posted by: rlr260 at January 30, 2009 9:27 PM

I could not agree more with the review of Clash of Kings. The more I read, the more Jordan just feels like an amateur.

I'm on book 4, Feast for Crows. It just gets better and better. And HBO might make it a mini series!!!? I'm in 100%. It's not just the best fantasy series I've read, it's in my top five literature category, period.

Posted by: savy at February 2, 2009 1:25 PM


















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