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Born Standing Up by Steve Martin / Dustin Rowles

Book Reviews | February 5, 2008 | Comments (100)


I suspect this is going to be hard for some of our readers to understand, but there are real live people under the age of 30 who — inexplicably — have never seen The Jerk (probably the same people who hate Catcher in the Rye). I don’t know what kind of family these people grew up in, but I can only assume they were the mildly abusive kind. Going through life with no knowledge of The Jerk seems like a life hardly worth living. It’s a movie that inspired a whole comedy niche: Smart dumb — the smarter the joke, the dumber it felt. Steve Martin is and always will be the master of intellectual buffoonery, and I pity the soul who only knows Steve Martin from his post Father’s Bride oeuvre.

It was Steve Martin’s 10-year career as a stand-up comedian that eventually led to and inspired The Jerk, and it’s that early career that Martin explores in the thin, fast-paced autobiography, Born Standing Up: A Comic’s Life, which Martin describes more appropriately as a “biography, because I’m writing about someone I used to know.” Martin’s career began in 1965, as a banjo-playing magician at open mike night in San Francisco’s Coffee and Confusion, where he began each show with this line, “Hello. My name is Steve Martin, and I’ll be out here in a minute.” It was there, in fact, where he developed his most famous prop — playing a serious banjo tune, he accidentally left his arrow-through-the-head on, and every “earnest thing [he] said was contradicted and deflated by this silly novelty.”

But before the Coffee and Confusion, Martin grew up in Los Angeles (he was born in Waco, Texas, but moved when he was five), about 20 miles away from Disneyland. His father was a sullen, disapproving man, a realtor who resented his family for disrupting his own acting aspirations. Steve got his first job selling guidebooks at Disneyland, eventually graduating to the magic shop as a teenager, where he discovered his love of performing. Later, he enrolled in college as a philosophy major to impress a girl with whom he was in love and gave his stand-up routine an avant garde bent. During college, he fell in love with another woman, Mitzi Trumbo (daughter of Dalton, who wrote Spartacus, Exodus, and Deerslayer, among others), but she eventually left him for John Frankenheimer (the director of The Manchurian Candidate) who, two decades later, also tried to steal Martin’s then wife, Victoria Tennant. “Incidentally,” Martins writes, “Frankenheimer died a few years ago, but it was not I who killed him.”

Martin got his first big break writing for “The Smothers Brothers” (where he also received an Emmy), which led to gigs writing for a couple of other television shows, but he eventually quit to pursue stand-up comedy full stop. At the time, there weren’t any comedy clubs, so Martin had a tough time making ends meet; travel often costs nearly as much as he was being paid to perform. Nevertheless, over a ten-year period he honed his act, and after countless appearances on “The Tonight Show,” a couple of hosting stints on “Saturday Night Live” ultimately launched Martin’s stand-up career into the stratosphere. In the late 70s, he had become the most popular stand-up comedian, ever, booked solid for two years and selling out venues with capacity upwards of 40,000 people, audience sizes that weren’t ideal for his small little act. It was during that period when the backlash began, “I received a bad review in a local newspaper before I even performed,” he wrote. He developed acute anxiety, suffered panic attacks, and began experiencing the “dark side” of fame: “Almost every ordinary action that took place in public had a freakish celebrity aura around it,” he writes. “I would get laughs at innocuous things I said, such as ‘What time does the movie start?’ or ‘Hello.’”

Martin — who most know now is a exceptionally private man with a moodier, more contemplative and intellectual interior life than his early career portended — dealt with fame poorly, though he understood the nature of the business. “Oh yes,” Martin writes. “I have heard that celebrities want fame when it’s useful and don’t when it’s not. That argument is absolutely true.” Determined to parlay his stand-up success into a film career, he developed an idea for a film that came from a line in his stand-up act, “It wasn’t always easy for me; I was born a poor black child.” And the rest … well, most of you know how the his story goes from there, and based on the his first autobiography, I’d gladly read the sequel, especially one that shed light on his decision making process these last ten years, a period that has been his most creative literary-wise, but his most creatively bankrupt on the big screen.

Born Standing Up is notable for being the rare celebrity autobiography that intelligently explores the creative process. Martin is refreshingly modest and, at times, amusingly self-deprecating. It’s far from a tell-all; there’s no gossip inBorn Standing Up, nor is there a lot of name dropping — Martin never attempts to impress his readers. In fact, for the most part, it feels as though Martin is re-living his early experiences right along with us. Indeed, for those of us with a huge appreciation for Steve Martin, but were too young to experience his stand-up years, Born Standing Up is most remarkable for the bits from the various iterations of his routine that he includes in the book (many of which appear later in his movies), which often read as hilariously as they must have looked on stage, including this gag, from midway through his stand-up career: “‘Oh, gosh! My shoelace is untied.’ I would bend down, see that my shoelace was untied, stand up, and say, ‘Oh, I love playing jokes on myself!’”

See: Smart dumb.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife and son in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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Comments

I will be picking this up today. Steve Martin is awesome.

Posted by: Andre at February 5, 2008 12:55 PM

Steve Martin. Funniest. Man. Ever.
I still remember skits from his first TV Special (c. 1979-80?)...including a silent Western, starring him and a bunch of chimps, acting out the lyrics to Marty Robbin's song "El Paso". he rode in on a huge tortoise and had a gunfight with a chimp over a "lovely Mexican girl" (chimp).

I mourn his current movie choices, because damn he was a genius in the day...

Posted by: lil_amish at February 5, 2008 12:58 PM

"but he eventually quit to pursue stand-up comedy full stop."

This is the most unintentionally hilarious sentence ever, especially if you know much about the stand-up circuit. But if it was intentional, I salute your shorts!

Also, I love love love The Jerk; my mom showed it to me when I was 3, and I would tell everyone I met that I "was born a poor, black child." (See, the joke there is that I'm not black! ha ha! except in my heart.)

Thusly I have concluded: I will read this.

Posted by: boo at February 5, 2008 12:59 PM

That's just too funny, I JUST received notice yesterday that my copy of this book finally reached my branch of the library. I can't wait to read this, I read Shopgirl about a month ago and was so entranced by Martin's writing that I immediately put a hold on this book. His writing is so damned intelligent and SEXY.

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 1:00 PM

Ditto to Andre's comment. Martin is awesome...

And goddam, is that photo of him kick-ass or what? Seriously - he looks like... fuck, I dunno - he just looks bad-ass awesome... Like when dudes used to be proud of the hair their bodies were capable of growing... And everyone smoked and ate raw meat and chased it with room-temperature whiskey and make stinky love on a bearskin rug and could wear jewelry and just be bad-asses.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 1:07 PM

Most of the people I encounter are not familiar with The Jerk, and I agree; sucks to be them. That is one of the funniest goddamn movies ever made.

Spare some love, though, for The Man With Two Brains, which, while not on the same lofty plane as The Jerk, is still hysterically funny. These movies are forgotten treasures.

Posted by: Jerce at February 5, 2008 1:08 PM

"And everyone smoked and ate raw meat and chased it with room-temperature whiskey and make stinky love on a bearskin rug and could wear jewelry and just be bad-asses."

That is EXACTLY what he looks like, good call!

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 1:14 PM

Wow, I'm really psyched about this. And it saddens me that people don't know about The Jerk, or another FAVORITE MOVIE EVER of mine, "The Man With Two Brains".

Martin was a manic genius back then, and while he's mellowed quite a bit recently, I still love him (can we all agree the Bringing Down the House never happened? We can? Oustanding!).

Posted by: TK at February 5, 2008 1:26 PM

Whoops, commented too quick - props to Jerce for beating me to the "Brains" love.

That sentence came out weird.

Anyway. As you were.

Posted by: TK at February 5, 2008 1:28 PM

I will have you know that I have seen The Jerk several times, thank yew very much. As I have posited before, my family was quie well-adjusted and loved me very much, which is probably why I hated that fucking book.

Steve Martin is proof of what David Cross has been saying: cred doesn't pay the bills. Even comedic superheroes have to have a shitty day job. The fact that he is still able to show his true sense of humor in his writing isn't surprising.

Posted by: Vermillion at February 5, 2008 1:30 PM

But... do you ever find the answer to the eternal question: when did Steve Martin's hair turn white? Please, I need to know.

Posted by: Ciji at February 5, 2008 1:34 PM

I have never seen The Man with Two Brains, and it is now my life's mission.

Though I only saw it once in college, I love love love The Jerk, but I must admit that my favorite movie of Martin's is Roxanne.

"Dear Roxanne, how is it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 1:37 PM

'Pure Drivel' is a fantastic little gem of his. I ignore all the work he has to do for the true art he does do. I can't wait to read this one.

Posted by: twig at February 5, 2008 1:48 PM

Didn't everyone's parents let them watch movies and shows that they should never have been watching, like mine did with The Jerk and The Man with Two Brains, and old school SNL? How could you not have seen The Jerk! I'm leaving, I don't need any of you. Except TK. Just TK..and boo. Just TK and boo...that's all I need. And Vermillion....

Posted by: Dangle McGee at February 5, 2008 1:49 PM

Nice, Dangle.

Just Vermillion, and boo, and TK, and Dangle, and I don't need one other thing. Except the dog.

Bark!

I don't need the dog.
...

HE HATES THESE CANS!

Posted by: TK at February 5, 2008 1:54 PM

I don't need ANY of you. Except TK. And Vermillion. I'll just take TK and Vermillion, and this chair. That's all I need! And Alex. And my Special Purpose!

Posted by: Jerce at February 5, 2008 2:05 PM

TK, Dustin, Vermillion, and Boo:
this one's for you:

I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too.

I love this movie..

Posted by: legib at February 5, 2008 2:06 PM

Oh man, I can't believe I've been spouting lines from The Jerk for going on 30 years now. The new phone book's here...he hates these cans...I've got all I need...and my personal fave, "Roll the ugliness!"

Posted by: sansho1 at February 5, 2008 2:07 PM

We've been on a bit of a Steve Martin kick at the Kolby house lately, and I didn't even realize it until now. We've sort of just stumbled across The Jerk the other night, and we had to drop everything to watch it. And two nights ago I forced Mr. Kolby to watch Parenthood (anything filmed in Gainesville is alright by me). And I don't care if this means I have to, yes, turn in my Pajiba membership card, but Father of the Bride is one of my all-time favorite movies. I like both versions, but Steve Martin's always brings a tear to my eye and makes me happy. So there.

And I also want to know when exactly his hair turned white. Both he and Emmylou Harris have been grey for years and years, but they both look so young. It's odd.

Posted by: Kolby at February 5, 2008 2:11 PM

I still think this movie is one of the most quotable ever made (aside from Airplane!).

"Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book."

Posted by: legib at February 5, 2008 2:12 PM

I just put The Jerk at the top of my queue so it will ship out tomorrow, after reading all of these quotes I need to reacquaint myself with this movie...it's been like 8 years since I've seen it.

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 2:13 PM

Damn you TK, damn you straight to gosh diddly, heck I was gonna use that can bit. So I guess I'll have to go with "I'm picking out a thermos for you...."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 5, 2008 2:15 PM

I would say you can't be a kid of the 80's and not know "The Jerk", but unfortunately it's not quite the case. I remember being like 4 or 5 and watching The Jerk and Roxanne with my mom. Ahhh great childhood memories. Coincidentally, The Jerk was on TV about a month or so ago. I forced my friend to watch it with me, Another kid of the 80's, but more the later years. She had never even heard of this movie! She thoroughly enjoyed it, but how can you not?

And seriously, I've often wondered as well. When did his hair go white?

Posted by: Jax at February 5, 2008 2:15 PM

Stay away from the cans...he hates the cans!

I still have "King Tut" memorized word for word...and spontaneously sing it whenever the subject of pharoahs and/or pyramids comes up. I love, love, love old Steve Martin (TK, that movie never, ever happened. Ever.)

Damnit...looks like yet another book to add to the pile next to my nightstand.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 5, 2008 2:15 PM

He hates these cans!!

That is deep fried gold.

Posted by: Grrargh at February 5, 2008 2:16 PM

Steve Martin was my comedy god as a kid of 10-11. Hell, I can still recite most of the LET'S GET SMALL album, which was recorded in a fairly small venue which definitely played to his act's strengths. By his second stand-up album, WILD & CRAZY GUY, not more than a year or two later, the entire dynamic changed because of those arena-sized crowds (thanks to his appearances on SNL as anything else), and already on that album, one got the sense that the whole shebang was getting away from him. Not as focused, not as commanding, and not quite as funny.

In any event, I think what Martin was doing in his act early on was unconventional, and even unheard of in stand-up at that time - he was a true innovator, something I think is lost to younger people who mostly only know him through his fairly tepid and toothless film career of the past 10-15 years.

Also of note is his book CRUEL SHOES, which was essentially a collection of extremely absurd short stories that made great use of that philosophy degree of his. I dunno if it's still in print, but it may be worth a look for those who are big enough fans of his. Otherwise, it's more of a curio, and may not meet the entertainment needs of today's young sophisticates.

I've just started reading this book, and it's been great to get some insights into a comedian and his art that I absolutely adored in my youth.

Posted by: Mohaski at February 5, 2008 2:17 PM

Love, love, love Steve Martin. He is permanatly on the top of my list of "famous people, living or dead, to invite to a dinner party." The Jerk is genius. I love his writing too, Shopgirl is so amazing, as is Picasso at the Lapin Agile.

Posted by: Beth at February 5, 2008 2:20 PM

Ooh, not familiar with The Man With Two Brains. Is it about zombies? (heehee) Sorry, I've had zombies on the brain from reading this site lately. (oh stop it, you're killin' me!)

I did see and greatly enjoy The Jerk, despite my ever-so-slightly under-30 status, so many thanks: I now have a book and a film to look forward to!

Posted by: MO at February 5, 2008 2:20 PM

I know many people absolutely hate it, but I find L.A. Story to be a very watchable film.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 5, 2008 2:22 PM

B-Slim, I actually love L.A. Story too!

"What's that clanging sound?"
"It's a nuisance. It's my damn testicles."

Posted by: TK at February 5, 2008 2:30 PM

Bless my folks...lots of SNL...although daddy was more Chevy-like and I'm passionate about Dan to this day. He can do very little wrong (except the whole Blues Bros 2 stuff, can we redact that?).

My all time favorite Steve though was Three Amigos. I still sing the little cowboy song to my kids. No poo jokes, just earnest-ness which kills me every time. Parenthood, Bowfinger, etc. He's keeping the notion of respect for a career alive, I'll grant. Missteps are allowable if you've shown there's something worthy to begin with. Not like the entire careers of almost everyone else.

He's hot hot hot too...what a fine looking man!

Posted by: Rebeccah at February 5, 2008 2:32 PM

You said it Babado - "L.A. Story" is highly watchable, especially the opening scene(s).

I read "Shopgirl", loved it, but never saw the film. Any good? I have an uber-crush on Claire Danes and I'm thinking it might distract me from actually seeing the movie...

Disgusting side note: d'ya think his pubes are white (jesuschristimsorrybutihadtoask).

I'll never post again... My apologies for even asking...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 2:34 PM

I can still remember Steve Martin in a white suit, with that white hair, on Saturday Night Live saying, "I believe . . . that the Battle of the Network Stars . . . should be fought with guns." Now THAT would make a great reality show.

I also remember when King Tut first aired. What a hit! Now it's stuck in my head. "King Tut, buried with a donkey. King Tut, he's my favorite honky."

Posted by: BWeaves at February 5, 2008 2:36 PM

I mean - "Barbado"...

I'm a douche... Sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 2:39 PM

People hate L.A. Story? How is that even possible?

"You think with a financial statement like zis, you can have ze duck?!"

Posted by: Todd at February 5, 2008 2:39 PM

I used to love Steve Martin and you will never hear a negative word about The Jerk from me, but I lost a lot of respect for him when he went around bad-mouthing Victoria Tennant saying he never loved her and it was a useless relationship and then mooning over some 20-year old he developed a crush on at the same time. I mean for a guy who is notoriously private, why choose those few things to go public about?

Clearly, there is an exclusive Legacy Destruction club in Hollywood (board members include Robert DeNiro, Steve Martin and Diane Keaton). They obviously have a secret ceremony in which they worship Christopher Walken and there are days when I fear Meryl Streep is about to submit an application to join.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 5, 2008 2:40 PM

Skittimus: I watched Shopgirl right after reading the book and thought it was a decent adaptation, but I liked the novella a whoooole lot better.

As for his pubes...I could only figure that they WOULD be white. Ew.

...

I'd still do him.

Paddydog, if Meryl Streep joins that club I will be so enraged that I'd be forced to beat up the nearest old lady.

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 2:45 PM

Kolby:

I can't speak to the hair, but I had the opportunity to meet Emmy Lou up close about 10 years ago and there had been a LOT of work done on that face even then.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 5, 2008 2:46 PM

It's easy to come down hard on people for taking bad roles, but sometimes you do what you have to do to pay the bills. I've worked my share of shit jobs, and would do it again if I had to. Just in this case, Steve Martin gets paid very large sums of money to do shit jobs... Can't say I'd do any different, especially when he still does work like this.

Then again, the man has cred built up with me to last him through at least another 10 years worth of Cheaper by the Dozen bullshit. I love "The Jerk", and "The Man With Two Brains" is one of my all-time favorite movies. "L.A. Story" is one of my favorite romantic comedies (not a genre I generally hold much stock in). And the absolute perfection of "Planes Trains & Automobiles". Not to mention his standup, writing, and everything else that's been mentioned here... I'll be picking this up very soon.

"Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?"

Posted by: Spiny at February 5, 2008 2:55 PM

No love for "All of Me" with Lily Tomlin? I feel old.
Physically "All of Me" was his funniest. The scenes in the courthouse bathroom and walking down the street are comic genius. Nobody has been possessed more convincingly. Ever.

Of course The Jerk is more quotable. LA Story and Three Amigo more popular.

Just thought I'd chime in, A

Posted by: Amanda47 at February 5, 2008 2:57 PM

Damn, y'all made me laugh out loud. Loudly out loud.

Thank you SO much.

Love,

boo

Posted by: boo at February 5, 2008 2:58 PM

Julie and Skitt....THANK GOD! I thought I was the only person in the would who could rationally contemplate the hue of Steve Martin's cock jungle. I've even imagined the beauty in the contrast that would be a couple stray short and curlies strewn about a set of black satin sheets next to some young, supple maiden, while a child dances in the corner playing the pan flute and owls carry ribbons around the room. See? White hair can be beautiful.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 5, 2008 3:14 PM

I have quite the soft spot for Steve Martin. The Jerk; Three Amigos; and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles are some of my favorites!

And so quotable...

"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us."

"I damn thee."

And of course..."He hates these cans!"

That picture of him is awesome. Grrr, baby.

Posted by: tt_marie at February 5, 2008 3:17 PM

Oh, god, All of Me. I'd forgotten about it. There was a time in my childhood when I could watch that movie over and over and over and over. Nick at Night was the best thing that ever happened to my TV. Laugh-In, old SNL, the Monkees. Hee!

Posted by: idgiepug at February 5, 2008 3:20 PM

Pissboy, that image makes me shudder. But it is stunning nonetheless... Owls, an alabaster-skinned fawn-child playing the soothing sounds of the Moody Blues via pan-flute, a crackling wood fire, suppleness... Wow.

And imagine, you'd never have to frantically clean the short 'n curlies off the toilet seat when company comes unexpected... Hmm, I might be doing a little dangerous bleaching this weekend...

FYI, this is the second time I've mentioned a pan-flute today. I gotta watch myself...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 3:23 PM

One of my friends had Steve Martin's albums Let's Get Small and Comedy Is Not Pretty. We used to listen to them during slumber parties and laugh like crazy. (Comedy LPs - anybody remember those?) The Jerk is a fantastic movie, but I'm partial to Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - another homage to LA, Raymond Chandler style.

Posted by: M. at February 5, 2008 3:28 PM

Holy shit, it's the "owls carrying ribbons around the room" that makes that genius. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Skittimus...what IS it with pan flutes today? I suddenly have the urge to go home and hump a stuffed sheep masked with a cutout of James McAvoy's face while singing "I Am Your Dentist" on black satin sheets.

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 3:30 PM

Man, I lose power and internet access for a couple of hours, and I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

Steve Martin's memoir review devolves into a poetic discussion of pubic hair.

Rock on you crazy fuckers.

While it may not be as beloved as "The Jerk", Mr. Pink and I adore "Bowfinger". It's one of the few movies featuring Eddie Murphy where he does not make me want to claw my eyes out. And Martin totally rips on The Crazy that is Anne Heche.

"You're gonna be a STAR..."

Posted by: Alabamapink at February 5, 2008 3:34 PM

I have to saddly admit that I've never seen The Jerk. Sorry!! But, what about DEad Men Don't Wear Plaid? I love that movie soooo much. And I agree with someone waaay up there, All of Me was absolutely brilliant physical comedy, and a great movie all around.

Posted by: pinkcheese at February 5, 2008 3:37 PM

Not entirely sure, but apparently I've got a LOT of drinking to do tonight - between you and Pissboy's graphic descriptions, I'm afraid I'm in store for some pretty strange dreams. "Wash the sheets" kinda dreams...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 3:38 PM

"These cans are defective, they're springing leaks!"

I'll agree with the LA Story love, and if we're loving Carl Reiner/Steve Martin films we have to add "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" to the list.

Posted by: Chris at February 5, 2008 3:39 PM

Just like Celine and Riefenstahl will be always remembered for their Nazi connections instead of their great artistic endeavors Martin will be remembered for Pink Panther, Father of the Bride, Cheaper by the Dozen, Bringing down the House and Sgt. Bilko. That's just how history works. Shakespeare realized it and nothing has changed since.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 5, 2008 3:40 PM

I'm pretty sure any dreams I have tonight will feature an entirely too literal interpretation of Pissboy's phrase "cock jungle."

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 3:41 PM

Could be worse dude...you could have 'Scrub the Walls' kinda dreams. I mean...how the hell did you manage to get it on the crown molding?! Looks like someone plays for distance!

Posted by: PissBoy at February 5, 2008 3:41 PM

Any love here for My Blue Heaven?

Posted by: LZ at February 5, 2008 3:43 PM

I have to saddly admit that I've never seen The Jerk. Sorry!! But, what about DEad Men Don't Wear Plaid? I love that movie soooo much. And I agree with someone waaay up there, All of Me was absolutely brilliant physical comedy, and a great movie all around.

Posted by: pinkcheese at February 5, 2008 3:46 PM

Hell yes LZ!

"What I really want is Arugula?"

"What's that?"

"It's a veg-et-a-ble."

Posted by: PissBoy at February 5, 2008 3:47 PM

Any love here for My Blue Heaven?

Posted by: LZ at February 5, 2008 3:49 PM

Just like Celine and Riefenstahl will be always remembered for their Nazi connections instead of their great artistic endeavors Martin will be remembered for Pink Panther, Father of the Bride, Cheaper by the Dozen, Bringing down the House and Sgt. Bilko. That's just how history works. Shakespeare realized it and nothing has changed since.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 5, 2008 3:49 PM

LZ: Here! Love!

"Youuuu dirty rat!"

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 3:49 PM

Wow, not only do I double post, they're full of errors, too. Sorry about that guys.

Posted by: pinkcheese at February 5, 2008 3:51 PM

Any love here for My Blue Heaven?

Posted by: LZ at February 5, 2008 3:52 PM

Even my 5-year old son has seen
The Jerk. Is that too young? He goes around saying "I don't need my dog" and cracking up.

So much fun tinkering with the minds of the next generation.

Posted by: Lainie at February 5, 2008 3:55 PM

Hey....I liked Sgt. Bilko. Not his best work of course...but was still kinda funny.

I have to admit that my absolute favorite Steve Martin movie is not a comedy at all. Has anyone seen The Spanish Prisoner? You'd never think that would be a role he would be capable of playing, but he does it perfectly.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 5, 2008 3:56 PM

Pissboy: hee, I was going to post the same quote.

"You know, it's dangerous for you to be standing in the frozen food aisle."
"Why?"
"Cause you could melt all this stuff."

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 3:56 PM

Sorry for the multiple posts, my computer is evil.

Posted by: LZ at February 5, 2008 3:57 PM

I know my parents love me because they took me to see the Jerk when I was in 8th grade. I remember laughing so hard that I was crying.

I have always had a school-girl crush on Steve Martin. But that picture has turned into a mad, hot, sweaty, whorish, womanly lusty thing. yum.

The Man w/2 Brains is one of my all time faves. I always tell my girls "Into the mud Scum-Queen!" as we get into the van. And they begged me for years to stop it. But it's cute when your 3 yr. old tells you "I not a Scum Queen!"

I asked for this book for my birthday and sadly my request was ignored. (But hello Bose speaker!) I'll pick it up for myself now.

Posted by: wsapnin at February 5, 2008 3:58 PM

Even my 5-year old son has seen
The Jerk. Is that too young? He goes around saying "I don't need my dog" and cracking up.

So much fun tinkering with the minds of the next generation.

Posted by: Lainie at February 5, 2008 4:02 PM

I know my parents love me because they took me to see the Jerk when I was in 8th grade. I remember laughing so hard that I was crying.

I have always had a school-girl crush on Steve Martin. But that picture has turned into a mad, hot, sweaty, whorish, womanly lusty thing. yum.

The Man w/2 Brains is one of my all time faves. I always tell my girls "Into the mud Scum-Queen!" as we get into the van. And they begged me for years to stop it. But it's cute when your 3 yr. old tells you "I not a Scum Queen!"

I asked for this book for my birthday and sadly my request was ignored. (But hello Bose speaker!) I'll pick it up for myself now.

Posted by: wsapnin at February 5, 2008 4:04 PM

I saw The Jerk in 8th grade, too. I wish I still had my copy of Cruel Shoes.

Pointy birds
A pointy, pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy, nointy

Posted by: M at February 5, 2008 4:07 PM

I'm SO naming my next dog Shithead.

Posted by: boo at February 5, 2008 4:10 PM

"My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist"

Am I the only one who remembers Little Shop o' Horrors with fondness...mostly because of Steve Martin?

Posted by: TIL at February 5, 2008 4:39 PM

TIL: that's one of my favorite movies/plays and one of the reasons why Rick Moranis (wherever did he go?) is one of my favorite humans.

"When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shootin puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done...
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head!"

Posted by: Julie at February 5, 2008 4:46 PM

And goddam, is that photo of him kick-ass or what? Seriously - he looks like... fuck, I dunno - he just looks bad-ass awesome... Like when dudes used to be proud of the hair their bodies were capable of growing... And everyone smoked and ate raw meat and chased it with room-temperature whiskey and make stinky love on a bearskin rug and could wear jewelry and just be bad-asses.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 5, 2008 1:07 PM

My first thought on reading this was complete agreement. Also kinda harkens Allman Brothers-ish or something.

Then, on 2nd reflection, I thought oh no. no No NO! It's the Geico Caveman.

Posted by: GinKirk at February 5, 2008 4:54 PM

Call me ignorant or lacking good taste but I hated Catcher in the Rye. I opted for Siddhartha whose title was constantly being butchered/referred to as Siddharther which drove me nuts. There is an "a" on the end people... what is the deal?

I do however like The Jerk so I'm hoping to be redeemed for my Catcher-hate.

Posted by: awesome_awesomeness at February 5, 2008 5:32 PM

i remember getting two(!) steve martin albums for xmas back in the 70s--we listened to them and laughed all xmas day!
when i was a kid, my dad bought 'the jerk' on laser disc and me and my sisters must have watched it a thousand times.
i also still have 'the jerk' on vhs which i watch every now and then...but got 'the man with two brains' on dvd.
i love steve martin and even have him on the horrible (but i love it) 'sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band' vhs...yes, the one with george burns, peter frampton and the bee gees.

Posted by: maxpurr9 at February 5, 2008 5:48 PM

I lost a lot of respect for him when he went around bad-mouthing Victoria Tennant saying he never loved her and it was a useless relationship

Paddy: My recollection is that she boned him over pretty badly -- I'm struggling with the particulars because I haven't thought about it in a long time, but I'm pretty sure there were some affairs by her on some of her projects, and the relationship basically imploded. Not to excuse what he did, but it would be a pretty natural reaction to use one's fame to hurt the other person. My sense was the he truly loved her, probably his only true love in his life, and she ball-punched him.

His serious acting has never been fully appreciated, mainly because a lot of it happened in some relatively poor films like A Simple Twist of Fate.

My favorite of all time is still The Absent-Minded Waiter: "Pigs must have been here." And Teri Garr!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at February 5, 2008 5:52 PM

Steve Martin is awesome. I haven't yet let my kid watch The Jerk, but to prove my love we'll just have to bust it out this weekend!

Thank you SoD, Spanish Prisoner is one of my faves, too.

Posted by: demondoll at February 5, 2008 6:01 PM

Socalled: Okay, I'll understand he might have been bitter, I just hate the whole using the media to wash your dirty laundry approach.

And yeah to Spanish Prisoner: that was a great movie despite the noxious presence of Rebecca Pidgeon who cannot act and only ever gets parts in her hubby's films.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 5, 2008 6:08 PM

Thanks for that first sentence. Both not having seen The Jerk, and disliking Catcher In The Rye can only be explained by each other in a circular argument that is lost on me.

Posted by: katy at February 5, 2008 6:58 PM

Get it from Audible.com, having him read (and sing) the book to you is just that much better. I "read" it last week, just under 5 hours over a period of two days, I couldn't stop my iPod.

Posted by: Enarra at February 5, 2008 7:47 PM

Catcher in the Rye is the most overrated book of all time.

But I do love me some Steve Martin and The Jerk is sheer genius.

Posted by: Azraelle at February 5, 2008 9:11 PM

I'm saying that the hair went white in between his first and second albums.

On 'Let's Get Small' (which I had committed to memory, as a child), the pictures show his hair to be black-ish still, but two years later at 'Wild and Crazy Guy', the nervousness (or coke or something) has taken its toll.

That second album is kinda tragic because you can hear exactly what is going to happen to him. He ain't arena rock, but that's what the arena came to hear.

Posted by: richbachelor at February 5, 2008 9:39 PM

Ditto on the Little Shop love!


"Somewhere, somewhere up in heaven above me,
I know my mama's proud of me...


Oooooh, mama!"


And I definitely want to read more of his books. Shopgirl has to be one of the smartest, sweetest, and (yes!) sexiest novels I've read in a very long time.


P.S. I also love Roxanne~ "Can I fluff your pillows?" hee.

Posted by: ShinyKate at February 5, 2008 10:09 PM

Damn, Dustin, stop being omniscient. Yup, I'm under 30, haven't seen The Jerk, have a mildly abusive family (hey! my shrink says so!), and Holden Caulfield gets on my damn nerves.

...guess that means I'll have to go back to lurking.

Posted by: Heqit at February 5, 2008 11:24 PM

I read this book over Christmas and I loved it. If I didn't already love Steve Martin, this book would have been enough to convince me I should.

Since many of the good movies have already been discussed and quoted, I must share my love of All of Me (as mentioned earlier) but I must confess that I also love Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?

Not mother?

You want me to spend money on wine you can't drink, on a garden that frankly looks like a mowing headache. That's a sculpture of a naked woman and I appreciate that.

She is the one who taught me it is better to be truthful and good than to not.

Posted by: Carrie at February 6, 2008 6:05 AM

I love The Jerk! "You mean I'm going to stay this color?!"

Posted by: MuffinAMaxx at February 6, 2008 8:34 AM

I hate "Catcher in the Rye" and love "The Jerk", and with that I shatter your flawed literary/cinematic corollary. My kid, who hasn't seen "The Jerk" yet, thinks I'm nuts every time we get a phone book and I dance around it with joy.

Favorite line is actually Bernadette Peters saying, "Oh, baby, I don't mind losing all the money. I mind losing all the STUFF." Her delivery is so perfect.

Posted by: Wednesday at February 6, 2008 10:41 AM

Steve Martin is the antidote to modern sledgehammer humor; he never underestimated his audience's ability to get the joke. One of my favorite movies of all time (not mentioned here yet) is "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." Even though I know how it ends, I laugh every time.

Posted by: zh at February 6, 2008 4:50 PM

Pardon; was mentioned a couple posts above. Solidarity with Carrie! :)

Posted by: zh at February 6, 2008 4:52 PM

@Carrie: yes! "I've got culture coming out of my ass."

My first exposure to SM was his appearance on The Muppet Show, which I now have on DVD. And - I don't know if this is cool here- but I totally dug Novocaine.

Posted by: her? at February 6, 2008 7:04 PM

Though it sucks to be old, there are some advantages to having been born in the early 60s. As a teenager I had the immense pleasure of seeing Steve perform in a medium-sized venue (Birmingham Jefferson Civic Center Concert Hall, February 1978). By the end of the evening, my face hurt from laughing and grinning so much. Within six months or so he would be playing arenas exclusively and spending the rest of his stand-up career (as he puts it in the book) hosting a party instead of performing comedy.

"King of Hearts, come down and dance!"

Posted by: Perry at February 7, 2008 3:08 AM

It doesn't suck to be old, Perry. It sucks to have never enjoyed seeing "The Jerk" or "All of Me" in a real live movie theater. Or laughing till your face hurts the first time you hear one of the greats like Steve Martin and Richard Pryor (before the world went all pc) on and album or an eight track with a group 'cause there was no such thing as burning a copy. Never having experienced that would suck.

Posted by: Phat girl at February 7, 2008 11:26 AM

I'm now about 1/3 through the book, and it is completely charming and so well written.

Posted by: Julie at February 7, 2008 12:11 PM

All of Me is one of my very favourite movies. It also got me through final exams when I was a high school senior. Oddly enough, I would eat breakfast while watching that movie every morning, and then go off and kick exam ass. It was the equivalent of having lucky underwear.

And Dustin, I don't want to be that person, but it's AN exceptionally private man, not A exceptionally private man. Pet peeve, bygones.

Posted by: Loob at February 8, 2008 12:26 AM

Does anyone remember "don't drink and drive steamrollers"?

Posted by: Jonathan at February 8, 2008 10:26 PM

"Tonight You Belong To Me" was a highlight in The Jerk.
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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Damn your drunk tests are hard.
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Look up Steve Martin playing "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on Letterman. Amazing talent. I can't stand his films from the past 10 years, unfortunately.

Posted by: ed at February 10, 2008 4:44 PM

The recent New Yorker excerpt made me want to read this. Guess I'll have to get around to it sooner than later.

This thread makes me feel old. I first saw his stand-up act live, no idea who he was, nearly 35 years ago.

He played the banjo with the arrow through his head, opening for the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. I slid out of my seat laughing--Gawd, he was funny.

His act evolved fast back then. Next time I saw him a few months later, he was doing balloon animals, and it kept going. I thought he must not have slept for months to move so fast.

His physical grace and intelligence are what stick in my mind. He made the hammiest bits his own, and you knew he knew you knew....

Posted by: Goldrush at February 23, 2008 2:45 AM

I remember seeing The Jerk when I was kid (maybe 10 or 11 years old) and thinking that it was the funniest movie I had ever seen.
After that, I didn't see the movie again until 26 years later when it was on TV the other night. I missed the first 20 minutes of the film and as I was watching it I realized,
"Wow. This is so not funny. It's actually really lame and irritating."
Back when I was a kid, yes, it was funny to watch the stupid man jump around because we had never seen someone stupid like that before. Seeing it again now, 26 years later, the joke's stale. Lame. Embarrassing.
Then I thought to myself, "Steve Martin was so funny before. I thought he was hilarious."
Then I thought of the movies he's been in:
- Bowfinger -> he was so lame in that. I knew he had a hand in creating the title of that action movie, "Chubby Rain". I'll bet he thought to himself, "Y'know, in my SNL days, using the word 'chubby' was so funny! We should use it here."
- Pink Panther -> how totally fuckin' gay. His accent; his acting; the story. God, he was just plain embarrassing. For him to even think he could compare to Peter Sellers...puh-leeze! I think he tried to pay an homage to Sellers by taking a pratfall down the subway stairs. Hahahah! Hohohoho! High-larious, Mr. "Wild & Crazy" Martin!
- Cheaper by the Dozen 1 & 2 -> Jesus Christ! He had absolutely no guilt torturing the movie-going public with the first piece of unfunny shit, but he had to resurrect the shiteousness with a second! (He's also making a SECOND Pink Panther! Can't wait for that!)
- Bringin' Down the House -> in this one, Steve Martin wants to get in on the "ghetto, gangsta-black" vibe that's so popular with the kids nowadays so he stars in a comedy with Hollywood's token big, black, stereotypical sass-talkin', no-shit-takin' ghetto girl (I think you can picture the head swaying side-to-side, goin' "Ummmmm-hmmmm"), Ms. "I am not a lesbian but I am when I'm eating out my girlfriend" Queen Latifah. Steve Martin is CRINGE-INDUCING in this. Absolutely, positively, hide-behind-your-hands embarrassing. In the one scene where he's all "gangsta", wearing the bandana on his head and the baggy clothes with a basketball jersey, and he starts dancing.... Genius.
The list goes on and on and on. Anyone ever see Sgt. Bilko? Leap of Faith? Housesitter? Those all sucked so hard!
I guess you're all wondering why I continued watching his movies? Well, because I remember him in his two greatest comedies:

- Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Those were the PINNACLE of his career. He should've stopped right there but he kept on trying to remain relevant.
Now I see him on the screen and I know I'm going to see a piece of shit. But there's that little piece of hope that maybe his movie will be watchable and he'll be funny again.
WRONG. I'm disappointed every, single fucking time.
You suck, Steve Martin!

Posted by: Big Junos at May 13, 2008 2:14 PM

I remember seeing The Jerk when I was kid (maybe 10 or 11 years old) and thinking that it was the funniest movie I had ever seen.
After that, I didn't see the movie again until 26 years later when it was on TV the other night. I missed the first 20 minutes of the film and as I was watching it I realized,
"Wow. This is so not funny. It's actually really lame and irritating."
Back when I was a kid, yes, it was funny to watch the stupid man jump around because we had never seen someone stupid like that before. Seeing it again now, 26 years later, the joke's stale. Lame. Embarrassing.
Then I thought to myself, "Steve Martin was so funny before. I thought he was hilarious."
Then I thought of the movies he's been in:
- Bowfinger -> he was so lame in that. I knew he had a hand in creating the title of that action movie, "Chubby Rain". I'll bet he thought to himself, "Y'know, in my SNL days, using the word 'chubby' was so funny! We should use it here."
- Pink Panther -> how totally fuckin' gay. His accent; his acting; the story. God, he was just plain embarrassing. For him to even think he could compare to Peter Sellers...puh-leeze! I think he tried to pay an homage to Sellers by taking a pratfall down the subway stairs. Hahahah! Hohohoho! High-larious, Mr. "Wild & Crazy" Martin!
- Cheaper by the Dozen 1 & 2 -> Jesus Christ! He had absolutely no guilt torturing the movie-going public with the first piece of unfunny shit, but he had to resurrect the shiteousness with a second! (He's also making a SECOND Pink Panther! Can't wait for that!)
- Bringin' Down the House -> in this one, Steve Martin wants to get in on the "ghetto, gangsta-black" vibe that's so popular with the kids nowadays so he stars in a comedy with Hollywood's token big, black, stereotypical sass-talkin', no-shit-takin' ghetto girl (I think you can picture the head swaying side-to-side, goin' "Ummmmm-hmmmm"), Ms. "I am not a lesbian but I am when I'm eating out my girlfriend" Queen Latifah. Steve Martin is CRINGE-INDUCING in this. Absolutely, positively, hide-behind-your-hands embarrassing. In the one scene where he's all "gangsta", wearing the bandana on his head and the baggy clothes with a basketball jersey, and he starts dancing.... Genius.
The list goes on and on and on. Anyone ever see Sgt. Bilko? Leap of Faith? Housesitter? Those all sucked so hard!
I guess you're all wondering why I continued watching his movies? Well, because I remember him in his two greatest comedies:

- Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Those were the PINNACLE of his career. He should've stopped right there but he kept on trying to remain relevant.
Now I see him on the screen and I know I'm going to see a piece of shit. But there's that little piece of hope that maybe his movie will be watchable and he'll be funny again.
WRONG. I'm disappointed every, single fucking time.
You suck, Steve Martin!
(And I used to like Pajiba. I thought it was so "alternative"; "real"; and "cool". But the films/people/issues that you guys like are actually really lame.) I ain't reading your shit anymore. This whole Steve Martin thing is the last straw. Watch The Jerk again. It really is lame. I think your nostalgia is clouding your judgement.)

Posted by: Big Junos at May 13, 2008 2:16 PM