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Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb


Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | May 19, 2009 | Comments (15)


Amazon offered five fantasy novels for free on the Kindle, most of which were in a series. Among them were two that were on my list, the first Temeraire novel — which as you well know I adored enough to include two in the Cannonball — and the second being the first in the Farseer trilogy. Usually, they don’t give away free shit unless they’re convinced you’ll buy more, so it boded well. Also, I think it was a brilliant marketing ploy. If you read the first few chapters — as Amazon allows you to do for free with most of the Kindle books — you might not bother to continue. But if you stick with this series, it becomes pretty incredibly solid by the close.

My brother and I share booklists on the Kindle, so most of the time when I just up and pop something there to read, I usually have to give him a little explanation on what I picked. And thus I realized that fantasy tends to be broken down in three facets: magic, monsters, and maturity. Is there magic, who can do it, and how is it flavored? Are there monsters, are they among the folks, and are they the bad guys? And how much blood and swearing exists? You can explain almost all series this way.

The Wheel of Time: magic — channeling, some can do it some can’t; monsters — Trollocs/Halfmen which are a little Lord of the Ring-a-dingy, but also Ogiers who are good guys; and lots of blood and guts, but no bad words.

Song of Ice and Fire: magic — not really; monsters — dragons, but only late in the game; and tons of blood and swearing and killing.

Codex Alera: magic — like Avatar, almost everyone controls elemental-based furies; monsters — tons of weird creatures both bad and good; and lots of blood but more or less PG on the swearing.

And so on. Assassin’s Apprentice basically is a yes, no, no, series. The magic comes in the form of Skilling — which is more like psychic powers and akin to channeling than anything else. The monsters aren’t the critter kind, but instead come in the form of soulless humans called The Forged, who are like living zombies without compassion or basic human affinity. And there are fights, but relatively tame on the violence for now. Which is funny, because with a title like Assassin, you’d think there’d be people dying all up in the place.

Instead, it falls into the same category as the Kingkiller trilogy, as in it’s another one of those recounting all your glories tales, only less sharply written. And just like that, I feel like the flashback is a crutch that weakens the effect of the story. Take it out, and it’d be much better.

Essentially, it tells the story of a prince’s bastard named Fitz, who trains to become an assassin. I’m completely simplifying this, and practically dashing ahead 2/3 of the book. And that’s part of the problem. It’s become another orphan training for greatness, who secretly will end up being one of the most powerful (wizard, barbarian, godlings) in creation. Hobb feels like she’s holding back a little, which is frustrating, because she’s a strong enough writer that if she slacked a little on the reins, she’d be tearing ass all over the place. It lingers when it should be forceful. And having read so much fantasy over the course of the Cannonball, I think I wouldn’t notice the weakness if it weren’t up against such stronger series.

But the thing is, if you like fantasy, you’ll like Hobb. And I’ll definitely read the other two in the series. It won’t be as fervent a desire as some of the others, but I’ll get around to capping off the series.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it over on Prisco’s blog.


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Comments

It gets better, trust me. Frustrating at times but overall (combined with the Tawny Man trilogy) this is one of the best series I've ever read.

Do NOT read the Soldier Son trilogy, though.

Posted by: S.K. at May 19, 2009 9:18 AM

Thanks for the warning S.K. The Farseer trilogy does get better. Hobb is one of the better writers, and I'm going to jump back on my hater horse and ask: Why is the Wheel of Time Trilogy considered so wonderful?

I read it and it's highly over rated. Jordan hit his peak at book 3.

Hobb is a better read and essentially more fulfilling. Especially since it's a damned TRILOGY!
There appear to be others that go beyond the 3 but you can leave it at the Trilogy and you won't feel guilty or bereft.

Posted by: Four Eyes at May 19, 2009 9:55 AM

If you're looking for more reading in that epic fantasy vein, I just recently finished Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn trilogy and Brent Weeks' Night Angel trilogy and would highly suggest checking those out.

Posted by: Kikkoman at May 19, 2009 10:03 AM

I really, really enjoyed Hobb's Liveship Traders trilogy, but haven't delved into much more of her work yet. I will probably eventually get to this.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom's Cat at May 19, 2009 10:42 AM

Dammit, dammit, dammit, I didn't check my log in info, saw who I was posting as, and now I'm crying again. I've got to get a grip on myself. And start paying attention to stuff.

And more on topic, Robin Hobb was the guest of honor at the last con I went to, and I had several friends who dropped all kinds of plans to go and see her. These are people with really good taste (or at least tastes I can agree with, which probably isn't the same thing), so even with a somewhat weak launch into a trilogy, I'd trust Hobb to deliver through the other two.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at May 19, 2009 10:45 AM

Listen. If you've read Liveship you have to read this. Like now. It's fan-fucking-tastic. Really good. Really, really good. Plus they tie in together. Eventually.

Starts off okay. Becomes good. Then great. Then unstoppable. One of the best books I have ever read.

My only gripe is how fucking awful the American version of the bookcovers are.

Posted by: cj at May 19, 2009 12:29 PM

I'm with cj. Probably the best fantasy series of the last decade. Liveship and Tawney Man are better in some ways, but nothing can stop my deep, true love for these books, and for Fitz. Poor, tortured Fitz.

Posted by: Lizbet at May 19, 2009 1:39 PM

I just have to chime in here and say that you absolutely have to read all three Assassin books before you judge. I too had mixed feelings about the first one and nearly stopped there -- luckily I was urged on by some friends, because now that series is easily one of my favorite. Let's just say the overall plot arc is not what you are expecting...

Posted by: hhhiryuu at May 19, 2009 1:43 PM

Do NOT read the Soldier Son trilogy, though.

Agreed to the nth degree. Hobb is one of my all time favorite fantasy authors. Her Assassin, Liveship, and Tawny Man trilogies are gripping, stunning novels. I made it through the first two books of her Soldier Son trilogy convinced that Hobb wouldn't, couldn't possibly be responsible for a series so achingly dull and anticlimatic. Something had to happen. I held on to this deluded belief to the very last page and then threw the drivel across the room. Terrible 2/3 of a trilogy. I love ya Robin, but there's no way I'm sitting through another 500 pages of the protagonist getting shit on with every step he takes. Absolutely awful.

Posted by: Leigh at May 19, 2009 1:55 PM

While not my "best" fantasy series, it's up there.

If I were to say anything about Robin Hobb, it's that she hates her characters. It shows up most in Soldier Son - but I've never seen any fantasy author take the "chase your character up a tree then throw rocks at them" approach with such gusto.

Leigh. The third book is 490 pages of him getting shit on, and ten pages of "oh, that's okay then". And typifies the author.

Posted by: bathoz at May 19, 2009 3:03 PM

Robin Hobb? HATE!! Tried to read the trilogy three times, finally made it and found not the least bit of satisfaction. Cannot read Liveship - cannot make it past three or so pages of that immensely irritating and self-important female character. I don't care if she gets better later, I'm not suffering through the interim. And that type of character can be written in a tolerable way (see: Tia in the Second Suns Trilogy).

Posted by: Liana at May 19, 2009 7:31 PM

read this when I was 9 and it remains one of my all time favourits. hated the ending though. i was overjoyed when she wrote the tawny man. typing on a phone screen sucks.

Posted by: chugga at May 19, 2009 8:09 PM

Liana, you're not supposed to like the character at the beginning of Liveships.

Posted by: Lindsay at May 19, 2009 8:42 PM

It's been a long time since I read the Assassin series, so I'm pretty much left only with a vague impression: above average fantasy that was good enough to get me to read her other stuff, but nothing that stands out or that I would recommend off the top of my head.

The Liveship Trilogy, however, was EXTREMELY enjoyable for me. I wanted more, and I feel that the Liveship trilog is truly original (whereas Assassin feels kind of like paint-by-the-numbers fantasy to me)

So it has always surprised me a little that her readers generally prefer Assassin.

By the way, if you like assassins, I definitely second the recommendation above for Brent Week's Night Angel Trilogy. Magic - yes, Violence - oh yes, Maturity - oddles of it. And it reads super-quick. The author is not self-indulgent; he keeps the pace zipping along and only tells you what you need to know, nothing more.

Posted by: Leaf at May 20, 2009 7:50 AM

I read two of the Assassin books, and if they're supposed to be typical of Miss Hobbs abilities, I have to say she's incredible overrated as a writer.

How can anyone like this poorly written, infuriating series? Plus, the protagonist is disappointingly idiotic. She might as well have him constantly walking into walls and off of cliffs for all the times he stumbles stupidly into danger, only to be saved because of his acute case of protagonitis. The writing in this series is, quite simply, pat. There, I said it.

Posted by: Julian at May 21, 2009 8:26 AM