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Cannonball Read / Brian Prisco

Book Reviews | September 30, 2008 | Comments (54)


Well, holeeeeee sheeeee-it. I feel like fantasy tends to be a genre like country music. Most people just turn their nose up and sniff, “NEEERRRRRDDS!” while others absorb it with an obsessive compulsion. There are so many different flavors to fantasy, and it’s really important to set your world within the first couple of pages. I mean, within the realm of fantasy, alone you must decide if there are going to be otherworldly creatures and how dominant they will be (dragons, pixies, elves, trolls, orcs) and you need to decide if there’s going to be magic, and how it will be done (elementalists, lightning bolts and none-shall-pass fireballs, healing spells, witches and whatnot). Most fantasy is within the realms of your average ren-faire/night out at Medieval Times: sword fights, jousting, crowns and lords.

I’ve been reading a shitload of fantasy lately, and it has truly run the gamut, from Robert Jordan’s godling of destiny Wheel of Time series to Jim Butcher’s Codex Alera with the Avatar-esque furies, which help people control the elements. Most of the fantasy you read tends to be of the Sword in the Stone school, which is to say a commoner suddenly finds themselves becoming lord of the realm through mysterious powers and the such. They rely heavily on the wizarding powers and delve into a world of mythic beasts and fantastic powers.

Then we’ve got The Song of Ice and Fire series, which is on a plain of greatness unto itself. From the first jarring utterances of the words “fuck” and “shit” to the non-stop fucking about, both in the biblical and sociopolitical stance, this was not the kiddie fantasy series I had grown accustomed to. Most of the fantastical beasts are reserved for the periphery, or stuff of legends. It’s a story of the game of medieval politics, lords battling lords, friendships and backstabbing, and warfare worthy of Aaron Sorkin. I takes a damn long time to get into the actual story, because there are just so many fucking characters to introduce.

There are so many threads to be woven, and Martin manages it ably. It’s a bear of a book, coming it at just over 800 pages, but once you’ve gotten far enough into the story, it’s off and running. Essentially it’s the story of a kingdom battling against itself, and we are focusing on the family of the Starks, a hardscrabble winterlands nobility where each member of the family is coping with a different strain. And I mean each family member, as we get a taste for all eight of the Starks, from the father Lord Eddard to the youngest boy, Rickon. But while we start with the Starks, quickly we spread through the entire kingdom, with the king and his devious in-laws, The Lannisters.

The closest thing I can compare this to is “The Wire,” in that there are so many camps, and we’re given story perspective from everyone, where there are no clear cut good guys or bad guys. Some the bad guys are good, but not really, and some of the good guys are horrible. It’s a major cast of perhaps 20 or 25 characters, but at no point are you questioning or confused by the plot progression. And the ending of the first book has totally changed all the rules of the universe. There are supposedly going to seven books in the series, and four have been written.

It’s fantasy that I would highly recommend to people who might have been turned off by the hobbitosity of the rest of the genre. This is more political than anything, and while names like Daenerys and Joffrey might be off-putting, the non-stop head and limb chopping, swindling and backdooring will more than make up for it.

I won’t say this is so much better than Robert Jordan, because they are very different series. The Wheel of Time is more of a Christ allegory, the reluctant heroes having to fight fate, whereas The Song of Ice and Fire is a complex chess game of crowns and swords. Truth be told, I’m enjoying the Codex Alera best of all, because I just love Jim Butcher’s writing style, and the main character of Tavi has proven to be lots of fun.

I’m starting to get a little bloated on fantasy right now, truth be told, as I’m also reading His Majesty’s Dragon. But honestly, that series is less straight fantasy as it is almost historical fiction. It’s set during the Napoleonic Wars, but with the French and English using an air corps comprised of dragon riders. Yeah.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. You can read more about it, here.


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Comments

I couldn't agree with this review more. This series is the only fantasy series in which I was disappointed when magic appeared - the human side is just that compelling that magic seemed to distract from it. Fortunately, that has been kept to a minimum. More importantly, the series has gone a long ways towards destroying the archetypes that have been plaguing fantasy since the days of Tolkein - characters being resolutely black or white, and the pauper to prince story which has been done to death. I couldn't stop reading this once I started.

Posted by: Kenshiro at September 30, 2008 8:28 AM

You summed it up beautifully. I've long been a fan of the fantasy genre but Martin transcends it, hands down. The best part is that he's not a bit formulaic--you read something and put the book down and think, Holy shit, did that just really happen?!

Try it. You'll be hooked.

Posted by: sherry at September 30, 2008 8:31 AM

If only he'd just *FINISH BOOK FIVE*...

This series is up there with The Wire and Arrested Development for me, creative works that run under the radar for many but instantly hook anyone you introduce them to. I haven't yet known anyone who hasn't become obsessed with these books after reading the first 100-200 pages.

Posted by: S.K. at September 30, 2008 9:29 AM

As an aside to anyone who's read these books: the Red Wedding scene in Book 3 made me take a break from the series for a few days because I was so distraught. What scenes had a stomach-punch affect on you?

Posted by: S.K. at September 30, 2008 9:33 AM

I used to read a ton of SciFi and Fantasy, until I got burned out on the standard plotlines of the genres. Which, as you stated, were mostly, along the lines of "unlikely hero saves the world from EVIL!" Then I read the "Song of Fire and Ice" books, and honestly, my jaw has dropped more than once by some of the things that have happened in the books. When was the last time a book made you do a spit-take? It is all blood and gore and sex and backstabbing and political maneuvering, and not a single character is exempt from any of it.

Unfortunately...Martin's not exactly burning up the word processor with the next installment. If you're tempted to read his other books, be warned that they are not nearly as good. I read Fevre Dream and it outright sucked, and I wasn't impressed with anything else he's written outside of this setting.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 30, 2008 9:35 AM

I agree with all of the above and the review. I never quite thought of it in terms of "The Wire", but I think that's spot on. Just like "The Wire" has sort of ruined television for me, so has this series ruined fantasy. They are just so much better than almost everything else in their respective genres. The worlds are so rich and complex and I so enjoy spending time in them and with those characters that it makes it difficult to sort of "engage" in new worlds.

I started the "Song of Ice and Fire" series about 10 years ago. I've read through all four books twice and listened to each of them on the iPod at least once each. I never get tired of them. Each time I "read" them, I pick up on some small detail that I never quite got before.

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 9:40 AM

Does the picture have anything to do with the book, because she's wearing a bra made of clouds and has starlight exploding from her hootie-hoo?

Posted by: BWeaves at September 30, 2008 9:48 AM

Does the picture have anything to do with the book, because she's wearing a bra made of clouds and has starlight exploding from her hootie-hoo?

No. But I'm glad you asked, simply because I enjoy saying the word "hootie-hoo".

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 9:52 AM

I love this series! Can't wait for the next book.

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2008 9:53 AM

SPOILER TAGS, people (S.K.), please; if you're going to insist on blurting-out details.

It is a pretty decent series. I got almost a third of the way into Book Three, before deciding to put it down for awhile; needed a break.

Posted by: Rykker at September 30, 2008 10:15 AM

The words "Red Wedding" shouldn't mean anything to anyone, don't worry - the scene isn't referred to as such until after it takes place.

Posted by: S.K. at September 30, 2008 10:31 AM

Wednesday -- I haven't read Fevre Dream, but the short story "Sandkings" was great (and absolutely nothing like the sucky TV version of it that was made). And I enjoyed Martin's "Wild Cards" stories a lot more than anything else in that series.

I won't say this is so much better than Robert Jordan

I will.

What scenes had a stomach-punch affect on you?

I had a little trouble getting through Book 2 because of Sansa's... unpleasant situation. (But I was so fascinated by Arya's adventures I couldn't put it down.) And the stuff that happens to Brienne at the end of Book 4 is, honestly, a little too much for me (moreso than even the rest of the series, which is saying something).

Posted by: Todd at September 30, 2008 11:04 AM

Sansa? Arya? Brienne? Does everyone in these books have Soap Opera names?

Posted by: BWeaves at September 30, 2008 11:08 AM

Sansa? Arya? Brienne? Does everyone in these books have Soap Opera names?

It is a fantasy book, so, yep, pretty much. It sort of comes with the territory. There's a Gregor, a Sandor, a Cersei, a Renly, etc. But if those kind of things intimidate a hipster like yourself, there is also a Ned, a Jon, a Robert, so, you know, some good old fashioned American names.

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 11:13 AM

S.K., any of the scenes that made me say "Holy shit, did that just really happen?!?" have that stomach-punch effect on me. But maybe I'm just easy that way.

And yeah... not to speak ill of the dead, but heads, shoulders, and every other body part above Jordan, mayherestinpeace.

I've actually almost given up on the next installment ever coming out, though. I wonder if he's burned out on the series, or if it's the pressure to maintain his own level of excellence, but all he seems to be doing are writing side (not as good, as noted) stories or speaking at conventions. Le sigh.

Posted by: sherry at September 30, 2008 11:43 AM

I rarely comment, but I was so excited to see you'd reviewed this book. One of the best I'd ever read. If you like it, check out Joe Abercrombie's The Blade Itself. Similar style and also quite good...

Posted by: Pajibalurker at September 30, 2008 11:50 AM

i just started this series--i'm reading A Clash of Kings right now--because i like to read a series all the way through. i ran out of patience--i can't wait another 10 years for the next books--and i'm glad that i did. i'm a huge fantasy dork, so the names seem really tame to me, but the story is above and beyond most series that i've read. most of my friends are total snobs when it comes to fantasy, but i think i could sneak this one by them because once they get sucked in they won't be able to stop reading.

yesterday there was talk on one of the threads about HBO doing a series based on the books. i would love it if they could pull it off, but we shall see.

Posted by: pq at September 30, 2008 11:51 AM

Favorite character? Least favorite character? Mini-diversion, GO!

Posted by: Snath at September 30, 2008 11:55 AM

Mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm. MMmm.

This book was so good!

I worry, though, that he'll get hit by a van or a turkey sandwich and die and then never finish the series. Maybe he could just get winged by a van, a la Stephen King, and have some teenagers taunt him about never finishing his magnum opus.

But then again, the last three Dark Tower books were good, but not as great as some of the earlier ones.

Posted by: noah at September 30, 2008 12:01 PM

Oh and I forgot this, but Dabel Brothers is selling a 2009 Ice and Fire calendar starting in December. Art by Michael Komarck, who is amazing. Mmmm, Jaime.

Posted by: Snath at September 30, 2008 12:02 PM

Ooh, ooh, I'll play! Favorite character: Tyrion, hands-down. (So to speak.) Least favorite: Sansa.

Who else?

Posted by: sherry at September 30, 2008 12:08 PM

Favourite: Jaime/ the Hound

Least favourite: Catelyn. Waiting for her to die, but that's not gonna happen any time soon, due to certain circumstances.

Posted by: AbFab at September 30, 2008 12:19 PM

Favorite Character: It's really a tie between Ned Stark and Jaime Lannister

Least Favorite: Caitlyn Stark

Poor Sansa. She really gets a bad rap. Granted, she did some very stupid things and was pretty easily manipulated, but she was what 11 or 12 at the time? She was really put in a very bad situation. I feel bad for her.

As for Book 5. I do fear for Martin's health. The man turned 60 a few days ago and isn't exactly in peak physical condition.

I think there are a few things contributing to the delay of this next book. First, I think it's pretty clear that Martin is having a hard time tying all of his threads together and getting things moving again. "Storm" was a natural breaking point for a lot of what the first three books had set up. While there were still dozens of threads hanging, many significant ones were tied up.

He struggle mightily with "Feast" and since "Dance" is pretty much 1/2 of "Feast", I can see where he's having similar problems. "Feast" was all about setting up the pieces all over again. I imagine "Dance" will be more of the same, but zeroing in on the characters who were left out of "Feast".

Second, I think he had to go back and re-write a lot of what he thought he'd done. Remember, his initial plan following "Storm" was to have the next book start 4-5 years later. I'd imagine his decision to pick things up right after "Storm" changed things considerably. He may be in a bit of jam with some of the characters. I think he has a pretty clear idea of where they will eventually be, but not necessarily how they will get there. Many of the characters who are still around are still pretty young.

So, based on that, I am really hoping that the reason he's had so much difficulty with these last two books is because they constitute a significant shift in the story arc and direction. If that's true then, hopefully, the last two (I actually expect there will be more than two despite his statements to the contrary) should come a bit more swiftly. I think that's more wishful thinking than anything else.

Third, I think the delay is also in large part due to the fact that this has become difficult (for many of the reasons noted above). If I'm at work and have a long, difficult project that I know will take a lot of energy and time to finish, I much more apt to turn to smaller, less important and less difficult things in an effort to remain productive while putting off the challenge.

Martin has never had anything near this big. This is his magnum opus. He knows this. The pressure has to be intense

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 12:38 PM

fav char: Breanne of Tarth or Samwell
least: Daenerys

It's a great series but I agree, getting through the first few hundred pages is almost work due to the sheer flood of information.

Posted by: ponch at September 30, 2008 12:44 PM

I gotta say, I am so glad you picked this as one of your hundred books. I love the series; I actually get my post name from there. And Snath, you just made my night. Thanks for the calendar tip!


I'd have to agree with the spoiler request: I've had well-meaning but ill-advised friends ruin sections for me well in advance.It IS hard, because the books hold a lot of those knock-the-breath-out-of-you I-didn't-see-that-coming moments. But let's not even give HINTS to spoil somebody else's chance to read the books clean for the first time.


Favorite characters? I don't have a problem with admitting that my first one is the one everybody calls the too-obvious choice, Jon Snow. I've grown to love Tyrion, and I'll always, always love Eddard.

Posted by: karstark at September 30, 2008 1:06 PM

I consistently gorge myself on books, and about 90% of them are fantasy/sci-fi. Doing this for 20+ years has made me a downright snob. There are three kinds of people where fantasy is concerned. Those that turn up their noses to it. Those that only go in as far as, oh, Jordan, Lackey, Goodkind, etc. And those who, well, read it all...enough to start to avoid the above authors after a while because they want something original and juicy.

George R.R. Martin is probably the one author that all sides can agree on and see the genius of. He is sufficiently not-too-fantasy for the first, entertaining and hook-y enough for the second, and fresh and intelligent enough for the last.

Posted by: Foxeye at September 30, 2008 1:41 PM

After a long time of sitting in my book stack, and constant urging from my boyfriend, I've made it into book two of this series. Couldn't agree more with this review. I'm really enjoying it. Love the Wire comparison also. This is one of the more adult fantasy series I've read. Good stuff all around.

Posted by: savy at September 30, 2008 1:42 PM

My favorites and least favorites have changed quite a bit over the course of the series. That's a good, no, a great, thing.

Right now, favorite would have to be Cersei. It seems impossible to sympathize with her...but you fucking can! You can see exactly why she is what she is.

Least favorite is Lyanna. Too obvious. Close runner up is Daenerys. Just don't get the vibe that her character could really do those things.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 30, 2008 1:50 PM

This book sounds like a good read; perhaps a more in-depth political analysis than is the norm, but comparable to The Codex Alera series for it's passion for politics? Good times. I'm waiting for a Butcher review though because I feel like that man exemplifies all that is pajiba- sheer awesoneness layered between a nerdy outside and a geeky core lol.

Posted by: Rorny at September 30, 2008 2:38 PM

Least favorite is Lyanna. Too obvious.

Lyanna Stark? Really?

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 2:55 PM

Fuck yeah, it's about time.

After the drudgery and stringing of Robert Jordan (and the bastard had the audacity to fucking die before completing his last superfluous book which I felt an obligation to read just cause), Martin is a god. I read all in the series thus far in one go when I got my wisdom teeth out.

Posted by: Lady Whiskers at September 30, 2008 3:09 PM

Oh yeah, Tyrion is definitely my favorite character.

Posted by: Lady Whiskers at September 30, 2008 3:11 PM

OK, I'm an idiot. No, I didn't mean Lyanna Stark. Too many characters to keep them all straight without a dance card. I meant Lysa (Tully Arryn).

Posted by: Wednesday at September 30, 2008 3:15 PM

Jaime and Tyrion are great - but I'm waiting for something big from Jon.

And I don't like the Daenerys storyline as much, although I am hoping there will be a showdown between her and Jon in the end.

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2008 3:17 PM

I meant Lysa (Tully Arryn).

Lysa. Yes. She is horrible, horrible, horrible. Horrible. Other than Brynden (the Black Fish), pretty much all the Tullies suck.

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 3:27 PM

So is Jaime pronounced Jay-mee or Hy-mee? It makes a difference whether I find the name sexy or not.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 30, 2008 3:30 PM

It's JAY-mee in my head, bweaves...

just like it's TYH-reeon, not TIE-reeon.

How do you pronounce Cersei's name? I can't see it as anything but Sir-see.

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2008 3:33 PM

I have a tie for favorite character: Arya because she's such a badass, and Loras just because he's one of the few instances of gay characters done right in sci-fi or fantasy. Not quite at Samuel Delany's level, but still impressive.

Least favorite: Sansa. I feel sorry for her up to a point, but she's about the most passive character in any book I've ever read. Not that I expect her to be a medieval Ellen Ripley or anything, but for Maiden's sake, girl, take some initiative!

And I've always thought of Cersei as being pronounced "Sir-say," kindasorta like it's Italian.

Posted by: Pisco Sours at September 30, 2008 3:44 PM

Sansa, while definitely too passive to be a true heroine, is still probably a more 'realistic' character in tune with the times. I mean, it's not like she was raised to be anything but a pretty witless girl-child. Although, as a Stark, I had higher hopes.

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2008 3:47 PM

Favorite: Gotta go with Jaime. The way his character was presented (POSSIBLE SPOILERS), as such a total asshole, for almost two whole books, until you really start to learn what makes him tick... that was genius.

Least favorite: I'll say the Mountain. (AGAIN, SPOILERS) There was that little Darry boy at the end of Game, swearing he would never make peace with the Lannisters, not even really knowing what he was doing... and Gregor fucking kills him. That's even besides Elia and her kids. What a total fucking bastard.

As for Sansa (AGAIN...), somebody somewhere else said, "I can't wait until Petyr teaches her the game of thrones so well she beats him at it and gets the revenge the Starks deserve." I don't know for sure that's what will happen, but I like imagining it.

Posted by: Todd at September 30, 2008 4:09 PM

I never used to read fantasy at all. Until my friend at work recommended ASOFAI. Needless to say I was hooked. Since the next book is taking so long, I decided to try out other fantasy series;

The Malazan Book of the Fallen Series by Steven Erikson: If your thought Martin was Wire-like in it's plotting and give the first two books a try. This is how much I love these books, I will order them from the UK because the books come out there first, at a higher price than they would be if i waited a couple of months for the US release.

The First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie: Funny, dark, brutal. Turns all the typical fantasy stereotypes on their head (the wizened wizard here is less Gandalf and more Cheney).

The Prince of Nothing series by R. Scott Bakker: Kind of like the Crusades but with shape shifting sex crazed aliens.


Posted by: Coltaine at September 30, 2008 5:21 PM

Am I the only person who didn't like these? [waits for curses, sprites and towels to be thrown] I read that Martin wrote for TV, and these books read like TV scripts. I read the first book and a half before I gave up--there were no characters I really liked, and the story was just meh.

Coltaine: Toggs teats, but that's a bold tag name. Couldn't agree with you more; in fact you beat me to it because I took too long explaining my Martin dislike. Steven Erikson is to me the apex of fantasy writing; there is no one better. I too order his books from the UK to get them asap(and partially because I'm a typography geek and can't stand the font and leading of the US releases). Ian Cameron Esslemont is also doing a fair job of expanding the Malazan Empire, but no one writes of battle and the (in)human condition as intimately and heartwrenchingly as Erikson.

Posted by: ohgrl at September 30, 2008 5:50 PM

You're not the only who didn't like them. I know some people who don't like them. I really don't know of any work (movie, book, TV show, piece of music, etc.) that everyone likes.

It's what makes all special parts of the miraculous rainbow of humanity.

I will have to give these Erikson books a try. Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: ajax19 at September 30, 2008 6:19 PM

cheers, ajax19. You may also like Joe Abercrombie's books if you enjoy a bit of dark humor and unconventional fantasy.

Posted by: ohgrl at September 30, 2008 6:48 PM

For what it's worth, I also enjoyed the Sunrunner series from Melanie Rawn (I think?) ... she also did the political intrigue bit - and no one was safe from her death pen.

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2008 6:54 PM

ohgrl, I just finished The Return of the Crimson Guard by ICE and it was good, but he kind aped Erikson's style too much for my taste. have you checked out the subterranean press version for Gardens of the Moon?

Oh, and to all the Martin fans out there, Erikson is doing a 10 book series, and has been releasing them at a pace of one book a year, with no drop in quality.

P.S. My favorite MBOTF curse word would be "Hood's Ball's!"

Posted by: Coltaine at September 30, 2008 8:11 PM

Joining in with the love! I was hooked from the first horror shock of the first book, just stunned that Martin would be so historical (for want of a better word) with his charatcers; this series reads like English history.

Also joining in with the Naomi Novik love. I know it's fluff but it's such good fluff.

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at September 30, 2008 8:19 PM

I find myself uttering "Gods Below!" under my breath at times, Coltaine, with odd looks ever being the result. I have Subterranean's GOTM version on order, though I'm critical of illustrations of characters that have become like family. Haven't started RotCG yet; no spoilers!!

Posted by: ohgrl at September 30, 2008 8:27 PM

I really, really love this series. I agree with everything Prisco said; the strength of the stories lies not in the magic or fantasy world, but in the "realistic" human portrayals within. I can see many of the events, wonderful and terrible, that occur in the book happening in our world (though I hope to high heaven it never does). It's been a while, but the part that disturbed me the very most was Caitlyn's fate. That whole mess was wrong (I have my fingers crossed for Brienne tho). Also, the stuff with the Others and the Wall gives me the heebie jeebies. I have been waiting for a new book for nigh on 4 years now. Until then, I will reread the 4 books I have....
Snath:
Favorite Character: Jon Snow...though Arya Stark is a close second
Least Favorite Character: Cersei Lannister. She's actually a great character - evil and complex - but boy does she need a good, bloody killing. Here's hoping that Jaime's the one to dispatch her (it'd be beyond beautiful and poetic in my opinion...)

Posted by: maylai at September 30, 2008 9:35 PM

*Quoth Homer Simpson*
NERD! Hey, did you get a load of that nerd?

(And the priceless reaction)Excuse Me?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 1, 2008 9:35 AM

As a fan of well-written fantasy, I feel compelled to mention Greg Keyes' "The Kingdoms of Thorn and Bone" series. It doesn't stray too far from the fantasy archetypes, but it's characterization, pacing, and weaving plot-lines make it a stand-out.

Posted by: unstablepuffin at October 1, 2008 11:12 AM

Honestly? "I won't say this is so much better than Robert Jordan"? It's like saying Christopher Nolan isn't so much better than Michael Bay. The Wheel of Time may not be entirely pure crap and it has its moments, but its weaknesses can only be forgiven, if you've read no other fantasy books.

Try Robin Hobb, she's the best there is. Start with The Farseer Trilogy, you'll have no choice but to love it obsessively!

As for The Song of Ice and Fire: awesome, but...

(SPOILER)...I hate how he kills off (my favorite) characters. Poor Ned!(/SPOILER)

Also, I just wish I could kill Cersei. Pure evil, that woman.

Posted by: roo at October 1, 2008 4:20 PM

Ooh, I forgot to mention Robin Hobb - I started reading her based on a recommendation from Martin's blog, actually. The Farseer and Tawny Man trilogies are amazing - I'd place them behind only Martin. The Soldier Son trilogy drove me nuts, though, I wouldn't recommend that one.

Posted by: S.K. at October 2, 2008 10:14 AM

As much as I love ASOIAF (and I have read all of them), waiting for the next installment makes me jittery for a whole another reason:
Robert Jordan spent a shitload of time creating The Wheel Of Time. He got the good old fantasy author syndrome of falling so in love with his characters and the wonderful world he created that he just couldn't stop jabbering on about them. I am all fine with Mat and Rand and other main characters, but especially in the last few books, you suddenly find yourself having just read a hundred pages or so about characters you don't particularly know or care about. You think, fine, with those 11 volumes, what's a couple hundred pages or so, he'll get us there eventually - and then the guy goes and dies on us. Thanks for that.

Now, last I looked, George Martin wasn't exactly in his twenties. Terry Pratchett already got Alzheimer's. Be afraid, folks. It'll be the fifth book followed by a stroke followed by the outlines of the sixth book, to be finished by whatever male relative is available.

Posted by: AbFab at October 2, 2008 12:35 PM