Damn You to Hell, Mouse!
I know this has been floating around for a bit, but it deserves mention. Yes, Bolt comes from the evil studio juggernaut that is Disney. Yes, it stars crazypants Xenu-lover John Travolta and Tween Antichrist Miley Cyrus. But… goddamn if that friggin’ hamster doesn’t have me rolling every. single. time.
Judge for yourselves.
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I have to agree...everytime I hear him say, "LET IT BEGIN", I lose it. I'm going to have to begrudgingly see this.
Posted by: Mike R. at September 4, 2008 9:11 AM
Damn my irrational love of dogs, I might just have to go see this and put up with Hannah fuckin' Montana's irritating smoker's voice.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 4, 2008 9:13 AM
Has Pajiba gone psychic too?
A Stephenie Meyer discussion begins on one page and a review of her new book shows up an hour later? I bemoan "Bolt" being the "best" movie opening for my birthday and this shows up?
Creepy, man.
No way I'm seeing this either. Besides, I'm hoping to get back to Disney World in a few months. I'm not gonna waste vacation money like that.
Posted by: Jay at September 4, 2008 9:18 AM
I'm a little... I dunno, seeing as they took the 'Lilo and Stitch' guy off the project, and that's one of my favorite movies ever of all time for multiple reasons... The trailer doesn't do it for me, I'll wait for the review.
Posted by: twig at September 4, 2008 9:28 AM
Is it me or the hamster is a nod to Travolta's charater in "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble"?
"All around me... plastic!"
...anyone?
Posted by: Sofía at September 4, 2008 9:36 AM
They also got Malcolm McDowell and James Lipton? Interesting voice lineup, anyhow. What a shame relief that my kids are past the Disney movie stage...
Posted by: Che Grovera at September 4, 2008 9:39 AM
Hmm, I didn't find it at all funny until that last 'I'll get my ball!' And then I laughed. Looks fairly cute.
Posted by: Carrie at September 4, 2008 9:45 AM
tee. hee.
Posted by: Girlnone at September 4, 2008 10:37 AM
nope.
Posted by: maxpurr9 at September 4, 2008 11:04 AM
I'm with you on the hamster. I'll probably have to take the small people to see this one, and it looks a helluva lot better than Kung Fu Panda did. Gross.
Posted by: Kash at September 4, 2008 1:11 PM
I...want to hate this, I really do. I recall unleashing my Atomic Cheese Grater of Death on the fucking mouse and making mystery burgers a while back, but damn, this...it's like the fucking mouse got his dirty mitts on the Truman Show and didn't totally wreck it. I just know ladyhelmet's going to make me see this, so I'm resigned. Not sure if I'm resentful, but definitely resigned. What the hell's this world coming to if I can't even hate a fucking Disney movie anymore? Anyone?
Shit, now I'm all depressed. I'm going to go play with my dolls for a while.
Posted by: lordhelmet at September 4, 2008 1:35 PM
Fuck Bolt. Everyone's CGI Talking Animal License is expired. Except for Pixar, they can keep doing it if they want to.
Posted by: Lucas at September 4, 2008 5:25 PM
Cute....but nothing spectacular.
Very cute dog, too.
Posted by: figgylicious at September 4, 2008 6:03 PM
WATCH HOW THE EVIL SUCKS U IN!!!
Posted by: ph at September 4, 2008 7:56 PM
