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Abe Vigoda to Still Play Gargamel In My Dreams

By Christopher Campbell | Posted Under Blog Trends | Comments (9)



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Just when the Smurfs movie was starting to sound good — even without Quentin Tarantino actually voicing a character — news like this has to come along: character actor Hank Azaria has been cast as Gargamel. Which sounds interesting until you realize that in this sentence the word “sounds” is key, because only the actor’s voice will be in the movie [Update: Neil Patrick Harris says Azaria will in fact be playing a live-action Gargamel. But my main issue below still stands.]

Even though it probably means a Fat Albert kind of they-come-out-the-TV plot, I’m not too concerned that Smurfs will have both live-action humans and animated humans (it worked for WALL-E, and Roger Rabbit). More important is the issue that Abe Vigoda has not been cast in the role. Yes, it was always my dream for the old man to put on that black Snuggy and chase little blue creatures around a mushroom patch.

And after that Super Bowl Snickers commercial I thought he might have a shot. But no, only Betty White came away with increased fame. Maybe I should have made a Facebook page campaigning for the guy? Or, maybe it’s not too late? Maybe Abe can appear on screen while Azaria speaks for him?

Also cast is the cartoon-looking actress Jayma Mays from Glee. She’ll play the preggers wife of Neil Patrick Harris.

Here are some other responses from the blogosphere:

  • Kyle Buchanan at Movieline:
    Hank Azaria will voice Gargamel, who I’m pretty sure is a human. So real humans and cartoon humans will be interacting? Is that necessary? Is this whole movie necessary? No, you’re out of order!
  • Krystal Clark at ScreenCrave:
    Azaria will lend his vocal talents to the Smurf villain, which isn’t foreign territory for the actor. He’s been voicing multiple characters on the Fox series, “The Simpsons” for over two decades so this is like second nature.
  • Doug Norrie at Cinema Blend:
    Azaria is the voice behind two of my favorite all-time Simpsons characters: Moe Szyslak and Police Chief Wiggum. Now he will lend his pipes to the sorcerer and sworn enemy of the Smurfs. Gargamel is one of those eternal bunglers (much like Apu and Wiggum) whose quest for power ultimately leads to fouling something up, running away and hiding. Here’s looking forward to him belting out, “I hate those Smurfs!”
  • Mark at I Watch Stuff:
    So, if I’m understanding this, Smurfs has both actual humans and weird CGI humans going on at once… which is crazy. That’s literally what it feels like to be crazy. You’re looking at a human, next thing you know, a slightly not-real man in a robe shows up next to him and starts cackling and stroking a cat, and even though you know he’s clearly not real, you can’t stop him being there for some reason. What an insane concept. It’s like someone is making a film just to help us fully empathize with that wide-eyed guy on the subway steadily slapping a ball-peen hammer against his open palm. His reality is Smurfs!










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Comments

Smurfing mothersmurfers.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 17, 2010 8:05 PM

I completely missed some of this. Can someone explain to me what these non animated human characters will be doing in this movie? I don't remember any human characters on the cartoon except for Gargamel. Am I forgetting someone?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 17, 2010 8:11 PM

Wow, I don't know why I thought he was dead.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 18, 2010 12:49 AM

Where were there live action humans in Wall-E?? Totally right about Roger Rabbit, though, but it would take a lot to recreate the kind of situation where that would make sense anywhere else.

Posted by: KatSings at March 18, 2010 7:46 AM

Fred Willard shows up in live-action form in videos as the BnL CEO from long ago. It's actually a little jarring in the film.

You could even say the Hello Dolly video counts.

Posted by: Christopher Campbell at March 18, 2010 8:14 AM

Also cast is the cartoon-looking actress Jayma Mays from Glee. She’ll play the preggers wife of Neil Patrick Harris.

The only way this could work is if she's the mother to an immaculately Smurf/Human hybrid...voiced by Quentin Tarantino. Unless of course they WANT their movie to have the most out of place pregnancy subplot since Spice World. (We all have our morbid curiosities.)

Posted by: DoctorControversy at March 18, 2010 11:13 AM

I actually thought of something similar. Maybe she gives birth to the creature that will further evolve into the beings in Avatar, which are suspiciously too human-like.

Posted by: Christopher Campbell at March 18, 2010 11:40 AM

Casting Abe Vigoda as Gargamel would make sense, because Gargamel is obviously the caricature of a jewish man. You got to love how Gargamel is an evil jew who sometimes wants to transform the smurfs into gold or simply consume their flesh... Those poor little socialist, anti-intellectualist smurfs with their white hoods except for their chief who has a red one.

Posted by: Sunsneezer at March 18, 2010 12:11 PM

Sunsneezer , well then they got us all wrong. Pretty sure eating a Smurf is against kosher laws: "Thou shalt not consume two-legged blue beings who wear pants, but no shirts, for they are weird and a little gamey."

As for the gold thing, we wouldn't have put up with so many failures. Instead of turning them into gold, we would have just become their agents and set them upon a lucrative film career. That's gold that keeps on giving, baby.

Posted by: pereka (called birdy) at March 18, 2010 1:25 PM


















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