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Is there some sexual connotation implied in the PG-DD rating that this thing has?

It's like Sin City, but without the style. Or talent. Or anything else that made Sin City cool. Hmph. I'm totally going to watch it, obvs.

Ok, I had not actually finished viewing this when I first commented, and now that I have, two things.

1.) PG DD = of COURSE it's a lame attempt at a laugh. Get with the program gaoddammnitnt!!

2.) There are far too many quotable lines in this trailer. I may just have to see this...

Did someone mention this here a while ago, when it was still a glimmer in the eye?

Either way, George Lucas gets blamed for fostering a lot of ugly, ugly children, but I don't see anyone giving Tura and Russ any grief!

I'm just saying, let's be fair here.

I'm suing these producers for not asking for the rights to my life story.

Wha? Tits?

*pokes head out, watches trailer*

TITS!

So this is what's above the glass ceiling?

Hell yeah I'm watching this! AND making my girlfriend watch it with me!

Where are my boobies girls at? I think I want a live-action reenactment! This is quality entertainment people!

Judging on the picture alone, before I clicked on the link, I thought they were bringing Cleopatra 2525 to the big screen. Guess I'm not far wrong.

Come on! Hercules AND Iolus are in this flick. Win, win!

Yay!!!! This is so empowering!!!!! Now I feel like women can take over the world!!

Oh my... Will I have my "womyn card" revoked if I confess I'm gonna be all over this movie when it comes out? Teh Boobies indeed... Plus there's Xena (ah hem, Lawless Lucy indeed) wearing VS under nun's clothes! C'mon, what's not to love?!

....Sigh

This trailor makes me long for the glory days of Wendy O. Williams and the glorious sweaty chicksploitation that was Reform School Girls.

I'm going to spend my days watching plasmatics videos and doing "the bumper" at my desk til i rub one out.

I have seen this before and it must have been on Pajiba because I am a creature of habit and lurk nowhere else.

Who are you calling your boobies girls, SoD?! Ohh...right....

Sadly, I'm at work and therefore without video (tit-blocked, as it were). However, based on Dan's little tidbit from the website (raised by WOLVES?!!), I think I have to see this!

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

This is a rerun. Pajiba already posted this trailer a month or so ago. I want NEW TITS. These are past their expiration date.

Boobs expire? There's a date when they just go "off" and you can't use 'em anymore?

I thought proper foundation garments solved that problem.

*sheds a tear*.....there are no words

its so...beautiful....

Also...which one are you? Sex Bomb, Stripper or Psycho Slut?

No but for real i need to see this film like i need oxygen

There are no words.

It's so... glorious!

Boobies....Check.
Explosions....Check.
Ridiculous dialoge....Check.
Every action movie cliche....Check.
Wood....Check.

It's official. Movie of the Year.

I'm kind of worried, I just switched from IE to Opera (not a huge fan of Opera, but a friend made me download it once and Firefox, for some reason, isn't working on my laptop) and apparently Opera doesn't like YouTube?

Those are some mammaries, those are. My whoppers feel so inadequite all of a sudden.

I'm a fan of ANY girlfight, the beatdown between Beatrix Kiddo and Elle Driver will always be one of my favorite moments in cinematic history. I can't wait to watch the crap out of this movie.

These may be recycled boobies, but really, who gives a crap?

I've never had a guy tell me; "No no, keep the turtle-neck on, I have no interest in a second viewing of the sweater meat sisters performing their magnum opus 'Eternal sunshine of the spotless mammary'. Put them puppies away woman!"

godammit... My "bumper" attempt isn't working. My desk chair isn't tall enough!!

WEDNESDAY: Of course boobs expire. Take a look at Tara Reid's, or your grandma's.

My desk chair isn't tall enough!!

That's why god invented phone books. Sit your ass on a couple of those and you'll get your friction on.

I'd like to share a fun little song we sing in the Pink household.

See, a long while back, Little Pink learned the word "boobie" and its definition. (Women have boobies; men have pecs. Fat men have boobies.) However, in addition to being a curious little fart, Little Pink is rather chatty and was given to declaring "BOOBIES" at random places and inappropriate times. So Momma Pink and Daddy Pink had to sit him down and a declare that "We don't talk about boobies."

What does Little Pink do?

He turned the lecture into a song.

We don't talk about boobies!
We don't talk about boobies!
We don't talk about boobies!
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Booooobies!
YEAH!

Is....that Michelle Trachtenberg?

Alabamapink...we welcome such an intelligent and discerning individual as your Little Pink into our Pajiba Males Love Boobies Club, or PMLBC for short. Just have him out his X on the roster at the door...PissBoy is handing out membership tags, and lordhelmet is the one converting Little Pink's genius opus into a karaoke song.

And with that, Lil Pink has become my favorite child.

Wow! First Movie of the Year and now The Pinks are up for Parents of the Year. What a day!

Bama do you ever rent her out? Because she would be a hit at parties!

"Ram this in your clambake" is my new go-to response when my boss asks me for something unreasonable for the 800th time.

'Bama...i will gladly sit for you a couple times a week to be in the presence of such a brilliant youth. I promise to nurture his mind. hone his focus. Warp his mind. It'll be like first-hand, on-set Mr. Rogers. Except instead of jungly music, trolleys, puppets, traffic lights, and fish tanks there will be much metal, naked women in a daisy chain, shots of Tuaca and VO, and buckets of stage blood to be sprayed about.

There'll still be puppets though. I love puppets and so do the little'ns.

It will be awesome. 2 weeks and he'll be threatening random acts of violence against the tasteless and laughing at any and all things no matter how fucked up they are. He'll also have wicked tastes in horror movies. But, no matter what, I guarantee i can break him of the boobie jingle. I mean...that's my responsibility as an adult.

So...it's Faster Pussycat Kill Kill with more explosions and it looks like possibly more plot.

I rented that when my sister was visiting. She did not approve.

I preferred this movie when it was called Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town.

I'm still gonna see it, though.

This movie makes Showgirls look like a Dorothy Parker bio-pic.

The poor Stripper got short-changed in the name department. Why no appropriate adjective? Let's see... Trampy Stripper - no, doesn't have that special something ... Slutty Stripper - no, slut is taken already, but I like the alliteration... Ooh! Ooh! Stripper Skank! That's it!

I have been looking forward to this movie for aaaages. I am SO seeing it as soon as humanly possible.

Yes, my son is already declaring himself to be a tit man. Good to see he is such illustrious company as Shadows and PissBoy. You guys can be his Pajibafathers.

The stories I could share.

But then, Little Pink is a child with a variety of interests. In any given moment, he could be a race car driver, a bull riding cowboy, a breakdancer, or blurting out the chorus from one of his favorite songs off of Madonna's latest album:

On and on, on the beat goes!
On and on, on the beat goes!

He also frequently makes up words and then asks me what they mean.

Every day is bleedin' adventure in the Pink household.

I love being a parent. I can't wait for my kid to start saying ridiculous stuff. She has some good ones now, but give her a year and she'll be the Confucious of toddler dialogue.

Amelia Bedelia, you just took the words out of my clambake. Chopper Chicks was obviously superior because it combined boobies and zombies.

Congratulations on raising such a nice young man, Pink!
Let's open the "Pajib'School of Tits, Ass and Booze Arts"... I'm sure we all would sign our (future) spawn in! (I would, anyway)

Ah, I get it now: my grandmas' boobs are expired because my grandmas are both expired. Poor Nana. She's been expired for 35 years now. Hers would not be fresh AT ALL.

That may not be the case at all Wednesday. According to the gospel of Zombie Strippers all other parts of the body may decay, wear away and fall off, yet the magical boobies stay round, firm and in a magnificently attentive position. There is hope.

I remember seeing this in theaters.. was it before Zach and Miri? I laughed my ass off. Very few others did. That seems to happen a lot these days.

Come on! Hercules AND Iolus are in this flick. Win, win!

Posted by: grendel at November 18, 2008 10:08 AM

And Xena and Gabrielle!

All four of them? This looks awesome beyond belief.

Julie, I think your rack is quite adequate, although I wouldn't say no to a proper visual if not hands-on evaluation.

Jeez, this movie! Titsploitation at its best! It's like Kill Bill with bigger guns, more explosions, and of course multiple sets of big boobs! Closeups of heaving, sweaty, jiggling, straining for freedom...mmmm, be right back. Anyway, that was some of the best getting-out-of-a-car footage I've every seen! Of course, as a man I object as this couldn't be more condescending if it tried - "oooh, we're gonna make a shit movie and you're going to watch it? Don't want to? What do you mean you don't want to! Look at the things go boom! Quit thinking critically - boobies! Yes, give in to your inner caveman."

Ug. Me go download and watch on loop. Good times.

Welcome Little A to the PMLBC - you couldn't have picked a better group of degenerates to be like. If you play nice maybe Uncle Shadows will show you his "Every Boob Is Beautiful" scrapbook. Don't worry 'Bama, we'll take good care of him, and he'll probably end up being some girl's slave, rolling over and salivating whenever she hints at showing him her ta-tas.

"Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence. " said the wise man. Then he shut up. And never bother with dialog that doesn't improve on boobies. Or explosions. Or explosions with boobies.

Of course, this trailer adheres to the first rule of cinema (other than Kevin Smith movies), "Don't tell, *show*."

A masterpiece.

Boobs / Boobies '12

"Blow me, you psycho rug-muncher."

And that's when this went straight to the top of my netflix queue.

I could have sworn I saw the trailer for this on here actually. Someone showcased it a few weeks ago. I could be wrong but the title of the movie is pretty great although the movie is probably brain-rapingly bad (that adjective is AWESOME, Dustin, almost made me cry with laughter at work, thanks!)...

Um... I'm sorry... I'm still stuck way back at the "mean streets of Billings". I read it like seven times trying to make it make sense. The mean streets of Billings? Sure you need adequate outerwear for the winters but does Billings really have mean streets? Is Montana in general the new Compton? Are there gang wars over ownership of Yellowstone? Is the next big thug/rapper/entrepreneur/clothing designer going to come from Big Sky Country? Really?

I'm sorry Daniel...thanks for the great adjective, I will use it sparingly this week in discussion!

I know I saw Kevin Sorbo and his Hercules sidekick in that trailer. Please tell me someone else caught that. This might be as good as Zombie Strippers. *netflixing now*

I don't know, Kizzer, out of the few times I've passed through Billings, the only thing I remember is the scary-ass smoke stacks with fire coming out of them. Oh, and the smell.

If Billings is the new Compton then the great province of Saskatchewan is about to choke a bitch named Montana. We're way more ghetto country in this bitch motha-fucka!

And nothing is as good as Zombie Strippers snowcrash. It is either infinately better or infinately worse.

I'm gonna change my name to Camero Psycho-slut. That should be fun.

Raised by wolves on the mean streets of Billings

Wolves live on streets?

This looks like it was made by Gunther (Champagne, glamour, sex and respect!), and who can resist Gunther? I think this could use more music and phallic champagne bottles, though.

Snowcrash- I saw Sorbo too. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I definitely saw a shorter trailer of this sometime last year, and I thought Michael Madsen was in it as well. Anybody?

First time I've seen that Hamster on a Piano thing.

Oh Em Gee.

This trailer is like the promise of Christmas. This film will forever be known as "The Greatest Film of Our Time" and those boobies...uh...girls will immediately ascend from the obscurity of Z-celebrities to A-listers. I think I'm in love..."people keep dying" she says while blowing shit up with a rocket launcher craddled between her bountiful bouncy boobs. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Was this whole movie made in front of a blue screen or just the parts with tits in it?

WEDNESDAY: Of course boobs expire. Take a look at Tara Reid's, or your grandma's.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 18, 2008 11:10 AM

Apparently Cloris Leachman has not received this memo yet.

As for Tara Reid, the explanation is simple. Boobs are like cake: once they're formed any alterations are obvious, and you can't uncut them. Also, the harder you try to hide the damage the worse the result...as anyone who has tried to restore a cake already knows.

I did not know that movies were capable of being this awesome. I don't expect this movie to take home a SAG award, natch. But it should win at least 6 Golden Globes.

So bad it's good or so bad it's bad? We shall see. And we shall see, because Hercules + Xena + Iolus + Gabrielle is just... well, there's no not seeing it. So I really don't even have a choice here.

Boobs are like cake: once they're formed any alterations are obvious, and you can't uncut them. Also, the harder you try to hide the damage the worse the result...

HIDING her boobs is the only thing Tara Reid hasn't tried yet. Funny that clothing is apparently not an option for her.