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    <title>Primer Boozehound</title>
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    <summary> Out on the Edge You See All Kinds of Things You Can&apos;t See from the Center Primer: The Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton...</summary>
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<p><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/primer-boozehound.htm"><b>Out on the Edge You See All Kinds of Things You Can't See from the Center</b></a></p>

<p><i>Primer</i>: The Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton<br style="clear: both;"/></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>First a shout-out to reader <b>Daisy</b>. Daisy, your concerned comment about my drinking truly touched me, all the more because you reminded me of my little companion retriever Daisy, who is essentially a service dog caring for my mental health. Trust me when I say that my misanthropy -- especially after the Pajibevents of the past three days -- presents a far greater threat to my overall health than the primary medication for that malady, the aforementioned boozing.</p>

<p><b>Pop culture item consumed:</b> <i>Primer</i>, Shane Carruth's microscopically budgeted indie about two young engineers who inadvertently build a time machine. In the interest of full disclosure, while I had heard of this Sundance Grand Jury Prize winner several years ago, I was motivated to watch it by <a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_new_cult_canon_primer">Scott Tobias's excellent April 10 review</a> of the film as part of the Onion AV Club's series on cult films. I'm sure Dustin loves giving the free publicity -- as if the AV Club needs it -- but after Pajiba, the Onion AV Club is my favorite source of artistic media analysis. </p>

<p>[/shakes fist at heavens] <i>Don't fail me, Tobias!</i></p>

<p><b>Beverage consumed:</b> Absinthe, recently legalized in the United States, which I had never tried before Tuesday. I'm not one to let FDA regulations or, for that matter, federal narcotics schedules stand between me and my feel-good, but for some reason, I had never gotten around to trying absinthe -- shameful, really, for a cinephilic boozehound. Absinthe was banned in some Western countries in the early 20th century because of its alleged psychoactive properties, supposedly stemming from a component chemical, thujone. In reality, any hallucinogenic or other unusual effects most likely occurred because of poor distillation, resulting in various chemical poisons remaining in the booze at levels high enough to fuck your shit up but low enough not to kill you. We'll see.</p>

<p>In any event, absinthe was actually banned for the reason that most drugs are banned: Someone had an agenda. Social conservatives in France at the time did not like the liberal thinking of bohemian intellectuals, so the conservatives banned the intellectuals' drink of choice. Sound familiar? My fingers get a little itchy for my 12-gauge just thinking about it.</p>

<p>After a bit of research about absinthe recipes, I determined to try three different variations while watching the film: (1) a straight shot of absinthe, sipped slowly to discover the nuances; (B) the traditional cold-water-over-sugar-cube dilution, which results in the cloudy "louche" of Hemingway fame; and last, an intriguing recipe involving equal parts gin and absinthe over cracked ice. It's only 6:00 p.m., and I haven't had a drink yet, but I already can't feel my face.<br />
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<b>Summary of action:</b> In the wake of my Sundance crush on <i>Frozen River</i>, <i>Primer</i> became relevant to a burgeoning realization that crept up on me over the past year or so, i.e., my central theory about the state of cinema in the United States, if not worldwide: It is not nearly as difficult to make a good film as suggested by the amount of execrable cinematic plaque clogging our cultural arteries. Was everyone else already up on this fact? The situation is downright perplexing in light of the number of micro-budgeted releases each year that range from competently executed to brilliant.</p>

<p>Let me hasten to add that I don't at all mean to denigrate Shane Carruth's staggering accomplishment in writing, producing, directing and starring in <i>Primer</i>; quite the opposite. In creating a complex, well-acted, mindbending sci-fi flick for $7,000 -- seven-fucking-K! -- Carruth jabbed a sharp stick in the eye of every overpaid studio hack, the scores of producers and directors who manage to spend anywhere from $10 million to more than $100 million on gargantuan projects that culminate in a huge dog turd. I'm not even going to pile on Uwe Boll or Paul Haggis here, since they have enough fellow inductees in this Hall of Shame to fill several stadia. None of these jackasses feels the mortification he or she should, however, since no one is held accountable in a real-world sort of way when a green newbie like Carruth posterizes them.</p>

<p>Before starting the movie, I re-read Tobias's review while sipping two shots of straight absinthe in a crystal chalice obtained at the Alameda Antiques Fair just for this purpose. (I plan this shit out, people.) At well over 120-proof, the absinthe is quite strong, and my tongue is almost immediately numbed. Cool. Absinthe is in the family of liquors flavored with anise seed, like Sambuca and Uzo, though absinthe is more floral and herbal. Quite tasty, though I wouldn't want to drink it every night.</p>

<p>As the film begins, Carruth opens on to the lives of two young inventors desperate to score big with a technological breakthrough that they can sell to an investor. In attempting to build a device that degrades gravity around an object (immensely valuable for engineering purposes), they inadvertently create "the box," an enclosed electro-magnetic field that has two spine-ticklingly curious properties: It produces slightly more voltage than it consumes -- the modern equivalent of a perpetual motion machine -- and it drastically slows the passage of time inside the box, so that a watch left in the box shows that 1,300 minutes have passed when only one minute has passed on the outside. (I know that sounds like the opposite of what I said, as if time is whizzing by in the box, but what it really means is that during the blink of an eye outside the box, time is grinding away very slowly inside.) </p>

<p>Time for a short break to re-up the absinthe. This time I use the traditional cold-water-over-sugar-cube method to dilute the spirits. It really does create the louche effect, turning the liquor a creamy light green, sweetening the taste significantly, and of course sharply reducing the alcohol content per sip. I understand perfectly why they diluted it -- an impure, dangerous absinthe would be more palatable with a bit of sweet, and the cloudy effect gives it a foggy, mysterious air.</p>

<p>Head spinning ever-so-slightly, I return to the film's protagonists, Aaron and Abe, who begin to use the box to travel backward in time, a few hours per episode, to wager on sporting events and stock market turns for which they already know the outcome. Emotional issues come to the fore quickly, however, as both are tempted to use the box for more vague errands of personal justice. Even more distressing, what becomes clear as the film progresses is that one or both of them has tricked the other one by going back in time and pretending to walk through the initial discovery as if for the first time.</p>

<p>Back to the kitchen for gin and absinthe, one-half portion each, with a dose of bar syrup to take the edge off; now we're getting somewhere. I'm no fan of sambuca or its other relatives, but this absinthe is pretty damn good, especially mixed with crisp, quality gin -- Boodles in this case. Alcohol content is back up with this recipe, but that's a good thing at this point, as my neck and lower brain are really relaxing into this mindfuck of a movie. Several references had mentioned that the film bears repeat viewings to really try to figure it out, and at this point I'm just riding the wave of Carruth's virtuoso first-time performance. </p>

<p>Carruth's literal home-schooling of big studio producers and directors -- he shot much of <i>Primer</i> in his parents' Dallas, Texas house -- is all the more amazing when one considers that, as discussed in some detail in the Tobias review, Carruth expended most of <i>Primer</i>'s budget on 16mm film stock. Nearly all low-budget indies are shot on digital video, since it costs essentially nothing to shoot take after take after take. Carruth likely spent $6,997 on his preferred mechanical medium, leaving him to accomplish the following with three dollars:</p>

<p>- Writing, producing, and directing the entire project;</p>

<p>- Composing the film score himself;</p>

<p>- Building the cool, retro-looking science props for the film, relying on his own engineering background;</p>

<p>- Performing all of the effects and post-production work himself.</p>

<p>Even more amazing for a story with no dazzling CGI and zero margin of error for unneeded scenes, there is virtually no exposition, by which I mean none of the too-frequent indie trappings of characters standing around explaining the foundation of the movie to each other. The script never insults the audience, insisting that the viewer take responsibility for keeping track of a difficult story. There is no wasted footage, and every frame counts.</p>

<p>In contrast, nearly every studio film is bloated with multiple producers setting the stage for the director, along with a squad of usually incompetent screenwriters, an entire second unit production crew, and enough technical assistants and specialists to execute the Normandy invasion. Coincidentally, or not, nearly every studio film sucks like a junkie hooker trading head for crack. Indeed, the studios are downright Prioleauian in their consistency at suckage combined with an inability to acknowledge that suckage.</p>

<p>When I think about what Shane Carruth accomplished with $7,000 and his own sweat equity, I feel several competing emotions: gratitude as a cineaste for his demonstration of what can be readily accomplished; anger at the studio system for what is rarely accomplished; wonderment at Carruth's simultaneous devotion to hard science fiction and fulfilling cinema; and finger-waving "nyahh-nyahh-nyahh" jubilation at his pantsing of the entire film establishment.</p>

<p>And it's not as if <i>Primer</i> is some isolated instance of someone spending virtually no money and still making a film that's head and shoulders above nearly everything released that year. I cannot find a budget figure for <i>Frozen River</i>, the Sundance Grand Jury Prize for 2008, but having seen the film twice, I have to think it cost less than $500,000 to make; possibly less than $250,000, depending on how much Melissa Leo took home. With relatively little money and a cast of amateur Native American actors, <i>Frozen River</i> told a gripping story very well and, in terms of a good use of my time, was surpassed in quality only by <i>Iron Man</i> and <i>The Wackness</i> among the 2008 releases I've seen.</p>

<p>Or consider <i>Blair Witch Project</i>, another AV Club cult canon selection. Like it or hate it, no rational person can deny the following facts: The film was made for peanuts, checking in with a budget of $60,000; legions of thriller/horror fans enjoyed the heck out of it; and the film was provocative as all getout in generating debate and analysis -- a central and important purpose of cinema in the first damn place. Even if you don't like BWP, how many mainstream films have cost 500 times as much and sucked 1,000 times as hard? (Hint: It's more than 20 so far in 2008.)</p>

<p>What do these films have in common? Actually, the differences between this group and the vast, shit-flecked fleet of losers churned out in Hollywood by the garbage truckload are easy to spot. It may sound naïve or unrealistic to say so, but one primary difference is whether the filmmaker loves and appreciates film narrative. Most either don't appreciate it or are simply too inept to capture it visually. The filmmakers referenced above appear to be digging the absolute shit out of the fact that they're telling a cool story and as a result are careful with the viewer's attention and expectations. Another major difference may be a corollary of the old adage that necessity is the mother of invention. These filmmakers all start at a point where laziness equates to either abject, laughingstock failure or No Movie At All. They can't afford not to be creative, inventive, and careful in assembling their work. </p>

<p>I don't want to underestimate a more cynical analysis, however: The makers of <i>Primer</i>, <i>Frozen River</i>, and <i>Blair Witch Project</i> had not reached a point of arrogant insider self-assurance, the kind of "we know what viewers want even if they don't" mentality that results in alleged spectacles costing great gobs of cash and delivering virtually nothing in terms of originality, narrative tension, or genuine feeling. Given the amounts of money and intellectual capital available to mainstream filmmakers, <i><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/michael-clayton.htm">Michael Clayton</a></i>, <i><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/knocked-up.htm">Knocked Up</a></i>, and <i><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/iron-man.htm">Iron Man</a></i> should represent the rule, not the please-please-please-don't-suck exceptions. In the end, however, we get what we're willing to tolerate.</p>

<p><b>How well the pairing held up:</b> Fantastic -- both the film and the absinthe are a touch rough around the edges, befitting a first-time director with no money and a spirit known for haunting the peripheral vision of various poets and artists. I highly recommend this experiment. There are a number of absinthe recipes involving other mixing partners, notably champagne, so there's probably something for everyone. </p>

<p><b>Tastes like:</b> The gin-and-absinthe was two parts mad scientist neck-sweat, two parts dark-woods-at-night witch potion, and three parts Martian blood. Not sure where that last bit came from, but it wasn't <i>Frozen River</i>. I did not hallucinate, unless that Mel Gibson/Danny Glover cameo at the end wasn't real. </p>

<p><b>Overall rating:</b> Three thumbs up.</p>

<p><b>Bonus Mini-Review:</b> Holy shit, did <i>Dan in Real Life</i> ever suck the mountains into valleys. This film had a lot going for it: a great concept with widower Dan reluctantly romancing his brother's girlfriend, strong casting choices with Carell, Dianne Weist, John Mahoney -- and yes, Dane Cook, who is almost always solid as a supporting player -- and technically sound cinematography. And ... and ... ye cats, the last time Mrs. socalled and I laughed so mockingly at a film, other than our own sex tape, was -- wait for it -- <i> Crash</i>. By the 30-minute mark I hated everyone in the film, including Produce Pete, whom I usually love dearly. Mrs. socalled had left the room in order not to distract me with her scoffing. The cloying, Pollyanna family activities of Dan's siblings and their children were enough to make me envy orphans; the idea that Juliette Binoche would start a film dating Dane "Yeti-Taint" Cook, then jump the tracks to a crazed widower with a mile-wide bitter streak ... bwuh-urgle-urgle-urgle.</p>

<p>Steve, you're on notice.</p>

<p><i>Ted Boynton is a dedicated sot who would leave his barstool only to stalk Whit Stillman, if anyone could find Whit Stillman. Ted also manages to hold down a job and a wife, three hours each per day, whether they need it or not. Readers may scold, hector, admonish or taunt Ted by e-mailing him at thecarygrantrules@hotmail.com.</i></p>]]>
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    <title>Pajiba Love 05/08/08</title>
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    <summary> Pajiba Love ATTENTION! All Pajibans in the Richmond, VA area: it&apos;s time to lead, follow, or get out of the way! There&apos;s going to be a blood drive for Alabama Pink on Thursday, May 15 from 3-7 pm. Godtopus...</summary>
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<h2>Pajiba Love</h2>

<p>ATTENTION! All Pajibans in the Richmond, VA area: it's time to lead, follow, or get out of the way! There's going to be a blood drive for Alabama Pink on Thursday, May 15 from 3-7 pm. Godtopus commands you be there! (<a href="http://alabamapink.blogspot.com/2008/05/life-in-slow-lane.html">Whoa, Camel!</a>)</p>

<p>Fatty Tardbuckle scored his own clothing line at Hot Topic! Sheesh, even Avril picked like, Kohls. (<a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/05/total-crap.php">WIMB</a>)</p>

<p>OH HELL YES. The only way Matthew McConaughey could be better suited for a film role is if he were to play the role of Matthew McConaughey. (<a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-best-part-of-waking-up-is-mcconaughey-in-your-cup/">Agent Bedhead</a>)</p>

<p>"Police respond to call of felony wedgification." Yes, <i>that</i> kind of wedgification. (<a href="http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/is_a_purple_nurple_a_misdemean.php">QuizLaw</a>)</p>

<p>Round Two of Barbara Walters vs. Star Jones! Fight! Fight! Fight! (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/05/08/barbara-walters-vs-star-jones/">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>

<p>Oh man! The Anna Nicole biopic is only to be released through illegal downloading on the internet? Fuck! I totally had called dibs on that one, too. (<a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/05/everything-good.html">FourFour</a>)</p>

<p>Bwuh? How bad of a director to you have to be for <i>chewing gum</i> to want you out of the way? (<a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/2008/05/should-this-dir.html">Pop Candy</a>)</p>

<p>You know what would be <i>hysterical</i>? If we provided Ethiopeans with weapons and intelligence and then they just went out and comitted a bunch of war crimes. Oh, what's that? It's already happened now? (<a href="http://www.liberalavenger.com/2008/05/08/ethiopians-gone-wild/">Liberal Avenger</a>)</p>

<p>Spencer Pratt is totally doing Heidi Montag in the butt. That's right, my preciouses, if <i>I</i> have to be subjected to the mental imagery, than so do you. (<a href="http://celebslam.buzznet.com/spencers-heidi-anal">Celebslam</a>)</p>

<p>Top of the line dishwashers come with a canine prewash cycle. (<a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/05/photo-of-the-day-canine-prewash-cycle.html">Serious Eats</a>)</p>

<p>Sometimes when I post links to stuff like this, I think back to the days when Pajiba used to be a boys club; then I giggle to myself and post it anyway. So here are some hil<i>arious</i> tampon stories. (<a href="http://jezebel.com/388226/ten-days-in-the-life-of-a-tampon">Jezebel</a>) and (<a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/05/07/the-tampon-story/">Evil Beet</a>)</p>

<p>And on that note -- because why the hell not -- some of the world's fanciest and most luxurious toilets. (<a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14765">mental floss</a>)</p>

<p>Not everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time, <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba-love-050808.htm">after the jump</a>.<br />
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    <title>In the Bedroom</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>David Mamet, Eric Bogosian, Alexander Payne, and a million other misanthropic storytellers in film and out are all obsessed with familiar literary conceits regarding the middle-class and their American equivalent in Suburbia. That this particular conceit is a savage pessimism should come as no surprise, but the American angle of it all is truly unique -- the rows of identical houses, the violently manicured lawns, the commercial sprawl and asphalt deserts. But worst of all are the people who create them, a people so obsessed with the <i>illusion</i> of purity and plenitude while so hellbent on obscuring the very traits that make them human, ruling a literal empire of artifice. The would-be cultural critics who point their pens and cameras on the American <i>bourgeois</i> insist this glossy sheen covers a subdura of rot and horror. Think of the opening scene in <i>Blue Velvet</i> -- the camera leers at a pristine lawnscape before sinking into a layer of munching insects. But satirists, especially weirdoes like Lynch and Todd Solondz, often lack subtlety when brutalizing their subjects. Todd Field has beaten them all by doing the opposite, by pulling us so close to the drama we're blinded with ambivalence. Few films have been more disturbing, more quietly devastating.</p>

<p>Field's debut, <i>In the Bedroom</i>, based on an Andre Dubus short story, applies a scalpel to the internal and external horrors of a Maine seaside hamlet. Dr. Matt Fowler (Tom Wilkinson) and his wife, Ruth (Sissy Spacek), live quiet, relatively happy lives, respected in the community as people a bit better than their present stations. Matt is a family practitioner, a man of gentile affability who yearns for everyone to like him, something a family doctor yields easily; he's generous and naïve to a fault. Ruth is a bit more complicated -- a former academic and professor, she's been reduced to pawning her knowledge of Eastern European folk music onto a high school choir, something she probably resents. Theirs is a well-meaning but facile relationship -- they've long since stopped telling the truth in favor of being nice to one another. And both are somewhat guilty of projecting casual disappointments onto their son, Frank (Nick Stahl).</p>

<p>Frank is a general success story -- a bright young kid possessing the self-effacing affability and good looks impossible not to like. His parents, and indeed the rest of the community, adore him. What Frank lacks in brute masculinity he makes up for in sexual prowess; he's run through a string of girlfriends, but the latest his parents find troubling. Natalie (Marisa Tomei) is a much older, freshly separated (but not divorced) mother of two young sons. Frank is allured by Natalie's beauty and unassuming nature; Natalie is allured by, well, <i>everything</i> Frank is. It's easy to see how the relationship would be mutually flattering, but Natalie is probably Frank's way of rejecting his parents. Ruth thinks the relationship is socially detrimental and will ultimately distract Frank from the architecture school he's poised to leave for at summer's end. Matt is concerned as well, but too proud of his son for romancing a woman he and his friends see fit to ogle. Matt beams with pride, even when his son damns him for marching eagerly in his own father's footsteps.</p>

<p>To complicate matters, Natalie's not-quite-ex-husband, Richard (William Mapother), lurks in the fringes. If Frank is impossible not to love, Richard is impossible not to hate. He's the worst kind of man, whose brute anger and stupidity are matched by a slight physical ugliness, drunk with an entitlement so internalized he can't fathom when others don't give him what he wants. Natalie has left him, but he barges into her home regularly and harangues her for not wanting him, let alone canoodling with a younger man. Richard represents the brute atavism found in lower-class caricatures; he even says at one point: "No, I don't change; everything around me changes." Field hints that class miscegenation is at the heart of this conflict, but only just. Richard's family wields some power and money, but from a decidedly lower social echelon. In any case, it will only end in Frank's blood.</p>

<p>And when that end comes, it's more harrowing than any horror film. Field blankets the entire film with dread, with suggestions of violence both emotional and physical. The middle section of the film, wherein Matt and Ruth confront a grief they're incapable of dealing with (who would be?), is as troubling as the actual death. The two can't talk to one another, to console or to blame, as each holds the other responsible for Frank's death; did Ruth push too hard or Matt not enough? Their marriage suppurates under guilt and resentment, and Field doesn't sully the atmosphere with actual words, but lets the emotions play in an understatement that mirrors Bergman or Ozu. Ruth wants to reach out to someone, to express the inexpressible. Matt, like so many men, can't describe what he feels even when he wants to; mostly he tries to pretend nothing has happened. I've never seen a portrait of grief to match <i>In the Bedroom</i>'s quiet desperation.</p>

<p>When the words finally arrive, they're screamed and hissed, the tension erupting from its horrible concealment. And maybe the two can forgive one another, but the sheer injustice of their loss gnaws at them, all the worse when it seems Richard will get off on a lenient manslaughter charge. Matt is galvanized with the masculine drive to <i>fix things</i> somehow, to mend his marriage and avenge their wrong at the same time. And with regards to the middle-class expressing the inexpressible, his options narrow to a grim inevitability.</p>

<p>Field is perhaps guilty of some value judgments -- he seems to make it clear that Richard deserves what he gets. But his death, so implicitly yearned-for by character and audience, is nothing to celebrate; it's as horrible and damning as Frank's. Revenge might restore the balance Matt and Ruth yearn for, but the damage it will surely wreak on their humanity is truly disturbing. Field has crafted a vision of bourgeois America of devastating darkness -- that lower-class crimes of passion will be met with a savagery borne of cruel calculation: which one is really worse? <i>In the Bedroom</i> is a film of horrifying human truths, executed with patience and skill, and all of it should break your fucking heart.</p>

<p><em>Phillip Stephens is the lead critic and book editor for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR, and wastes his twenties in grad school(s).</em></p>]]>
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    <title>Eloquent Eloquence 05/08/08</title>
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    <summary> If You Listen to DMX, The Baby Comes Out Goin &apos;Ennngghhh! Eloquent Eloquence / The Top 10 Comments of the Week...</summary>
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<p><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/eloquent-eloquence-050808.htm"><b>If You Listen to DMX, The Baby Comes Out Goin 'Ennngghhh! </b></a><br></p>

<p>Eloquent Eloquence / <em>The Top 10 Comments of the Week</em><br style="clear: both;"/></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>10. For the record, I was trashing neither you nor your book in the review that I wrote, merely expressing my honest impression after having read the book. Such is, to my understanding, the primary purpose of a review. It's unfortunate that one who purports himself to be a humourist would appear to be allergic to both sarcasm and hyperbole. That's sad for you. <i> -- <a href="http://www.lisnews.org/node/29896">Sarah Larson</a>, after the author of a book she reviewed took umbrage.</i></p>

<p>9.  Ted...I think you may have a drinking problem. I truly think you should get that checked out. <i> <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/alienaliens.htm#comments">-- Daisy</a></i></p>

<p>Problem?  The only way I'll have a problem is if they start putting child-proof caps on scotch bottles.  <i> -- Muttered to self by Ted Boynton</i></p>

<p>8. Not to be a science-nitpick, but the dehydration has nothing to do with removing toxins from your body. In fact, alcohol is metabolized to acetic acid, the same compound as in vinegar, which is harmless when diluted throughout the body. The dehydration is a result of ethanol suppressing the release of antidiuretic hormone (ADH). ADH basically prevents your kidneys from diluting your urine with as much water as can pass through the filtration, so if ADH is abnormally low you will become dehydrated unless you drink water.<i> <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/five-levels-of-hangover.htm#comments">-- NF</a></i></p>

<p>7. Open Letter to Robert Downey, Jr:</p>

<p><i>Dearest Robert,<br />
Fill me with your babies.<br />
Love, R-</i> <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/its-downeys-summer-mfers.htm#comments"><i> -- feramones</i></a></p>

<p>Mmm... Robert Downey, Jr. I totally let him give me the herp. <i> <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/its-downeys-summer-mfers.htm#comments">-- SuperEdna</a></i></p>

<p>6. What the fuck's wrong with Natalie Portman?</p>

<p>I'm asking, not because I'm wondering why she's dating a guy that walks around with penis glasses, a purse and I-must-be-indie-because-I'm-trying-to-look-like-Jesus hair and beard, but because she still won't lift the restraining order against me. I leave a few phone messages of me breathing heavily into the phone and apparently I'm "mentally unstable". <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba-love-050708.htm#comments"><i> -- Dave</i></a></p>

<p>5. Goobers and Raisinettes<br />
Goobers and Raisinettes</p>

<p>Goobers are delicious<br />
boogers covered with chocolate!</p>

<p>Raisinettes are raisins<br />
covered with chocolate poooooo! <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/movie-snacks.htm#comments"><i> -- boo</i></a></p>

<p>4. And for something completely different... it's a girl! Not that any of you all know me or knew that I am pregnant, but I am excited and read this site multiple times a day. And thought I would share. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/sit-ubu-sit-good-pajiba.htm#comments"><i> -- legib</i></a></p>

<p>I am due in November! There are so many exciting plans I've already made for the little one - trips to the tattoo parlor with Alex, late night scotch binges in front of the TV with socalled, drawing lessons with Skit, and a trip in the Murdertank with TK and the hordes. Oh, what a childhood that would be! <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/sit-ubu-sit-good-pajiba.htm"><i>-- Kolby</i></a></p>

<p>Something must be in the water down Pajiba-way. All these pregnant women! Congrats legib. Welcome to the Pajiba Breeders Society. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/sit-ubu-sit-good-pajiba.htm"><i> -- Alabamapink</i></a></p>

<p>3. Dear Crazy People Who Want Me To Hold Your Baby Despite My Insistance That Really, I'm Fine Here, No It's OK Honest, Look I Just Don't Want To...</p>

<p>Far too many new mothers are star-struck by their own ability to push a human being out of their cha-chas, and they want to share the miracle. I am not putting down the miracle in any way. I am just pointing out, as I have said before, that cats, cattle, Third World ladies et al manage this function regularly without expecting to be put on a pedestal for it.</p>

<p>There is usually another factor in play when the "victim" is, like me, a childless female. They pity you, for you have never known the joyous glowing miraculous etc. of motherhood, and handing over their baby for a few moments is, to them, an act of charity to you, the barren.</p>

<p>There is a very simple way to avoid these irritating moments:</p>

<p>Hold the baby wrong.</p>

<p>I don't mean wrong enough to actually put the baby at any kind of risk. That is unnecessary. All you have to do is hold the baby "wrong" enough to upset the mama--and that is easier than finding a NASCAR fan at a Wal-Mart. Just hold the Little Precious at a slight angle that elevates the feet above the head, for instance. If you're feeling particularly mean (I usually am) or if the Mama has been particularly offensive, make a few cracks about the soft spot.</p>

<p>She will take the baby back. And you will not have to put up with that shit from her ever again. As a bonus, you will never be asked to baby-sit. <i> -- Jerce</i></p>

<p>2. The following comments prove that either the Scientologists have invaded Pajiba, or we experienced some weird-ass Bizzaro World freakishness this week. </p>

<p>Katie Holmes outclasses Maggie [Gylenhaal] in every way. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/iron-man.htm"><i> -- Kurt</i></a></p>

<p>[In re: <i>Batman Begins</i>] Shame about Katie not doing this movie because Maggie takes me out of the movie and its continuity distraction. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/have-you-ever-danced-with-a-pajiba-by-the-pale-moonlight.htm#comments"><i> -- Walter</i></a></p>

<p>I'm just bummed out Katie left and we have to vomit over Gyllenho. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/iron-man.htm"><i> -- geek</i></a></p>

<p>With people mentioning Batman's Maggie Gyllenhaal. I have to say YUCK on that too. A downgrade for Batman beauty wise and regal presence. Katie was the ideal Rachel Dawes <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/iron-man.htm"><i> -- Gerard</i></a></p>

<p>1. [Apropos of absolutely nothing] I can no longer defend myself against these attacks I face on a daily basis. My work here at pajiba is nearly complete and therefore I will not accept a contract extension. I was asked to come to pajiba to help promote its brand and I think I've done a wonderful job. I was offered a very generous financial package to stay, but at this time I declined. I want to thank all of you for the many emails and phone calls, but my abilities are needed elsewhere. <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/twin-peaks-season-one.htm#comments"><i> -- Pookie</i></a></p>

<p>And, because Pookie has declined our offer to stay on, this week's Pajiba gifts go to the expectant mothers, <b>Kolby</b> and <b>legib</b>, to whom I will be sending baby-related trinkets. </p>]]>
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    <title>Meh </title>
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    <published>2008-05-08T11:00:00Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's a chance this trade round-up might be shorter than usual. I'm beginning to succumb to the just unbelievable weight of all the crap constantly being shoveled down my unwilling throat by the military industrial complex that is Hollywood. So much of the news isn't at all exciting, or really even loathsome, just utterly boring: New Line picks up a spec script called <i>Dan Mintner: Badass for Hire</i>, and I'm supposed to pretend like I care that someone's making a Chuck Norris homage years after the whole beard facts meme and even longer after we all got used to ironically appreciating clips of "Walker, Texas Ranger" on "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"? I mean, come on. And oh holy hell, I just turned on the TV and saw an ad for new episodes of "Mind of Mencia." Didn't we learn anything last time? Fuck you, Comedy Central. Fuck you stupid whores into eternity.</p>

<p>Universal announced this week that they've acquired <i>The Knights Templar</i>, a spec from Adam Torchia and Justin Stanley to be produced by Timur Bekmambetov, a Russian filmmaker best known stateside for <i>Night Watch</i> and its deeply flawed sequel, <i>Day Watch</i>.</p>

<p>(Mini-diversion, or just a sidebar: It's time to stop using "Electric Boogaloo" as your punchline for fake sequels. For sheer humor and quasi-believability, go with "The Quickening.") </p>

<p>Anyway, Bekmambetov won't be directing this time, just producing the script that revolves around the Knights Tenplar and their adventures as they try to stop an invading army of vampires from destroying the Holy Grail. Aside from sounding like a stupid mish-mash of everything you thought was cool in 7th grade, the story sounds pretty forgettable. And to be completely honest, I don't know a thing about the Knights Templar except a couple vague ideas forward by Umberto Eco the summer I made the poor choice to try and read <i>Foucault's Pendulum</i>, having momentarily forgotten that life is too wonderful to waste on books like that one.</p>

<p>Speaking of Bekmambetov, the director's forthcoming <i>Wanted</i> is kicking up some news. Several online outlets are reporting that Derek Haas and Michael Brandt, the screenwriting duo behind <i>Wanted</i>, have already been signed by Universal to do a sequel. The source for the news is actually <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/interview-with-derek-haas-and-michael-brandt.htm"target="_blank">Pajiba's interview with Haas and Brandt conducted last year</a>, shortly after the release of their <i>3:10 to Yuma</i>. So, if it bears out, you can rest assured knowing that Pajiba -- completely unknowingly and in an accidental way that should surprise none of our regular readers -- broke the news first. </p>

<p>In casting news, Ellen Page will play Jane Eyre in a literary adaptation for BBC Films. No director is attached yet to the screenplay by Moira Buffini. I've never read <i>Jane Eyre</i>, so I don't know if this is a good thing, a bad thing, or just a thing, but I do know that Page isn't exactly the first name that comes to mind when I think of Victorian repression. It was also announced this week that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel, and Minka Kelly will star in <i>500 Days of Summer</i> for Fox Searchlight. The "wacky" and "completely original" "anti-romantic comedy" deals with a woman who doesn't believe in love (Deschanel) and the guy who falls in love with her (Gordon-Levitt). Kelly will apparently play someone who meets Gordon-Levitt by chance, presumably while moping around town and wondering whether she should quit cheer and hook up with the nerdy and stereotypical Christian who's been giving her the eye.</p>

<p>First up in this morning's trailer watch is the teaser for Frank Miller's <i>The Spirit</i>, based on the Will Eisner character. The Lionsgate film's release was bumped up from January of next year to this Christmas:</p>

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<p>Next up is the clip for <i>Baghead</i>, which looks like a weirdly winning combination of indie movie and horror story:</p>

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<p><i>Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, <a href="http://slowlygoingbald.com/"target="_blank">Slowly Going Bald</a>.</i></p>]]>
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