Pajiba's Underappreciated Gems
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Angus / Dustin Rowles
High school is hard. I don’t care who you are: Band geek, mathlete, burnout, jocktard, or prom queen. Psychologically, there is no three-to-four year period in most people’s lives as harrowing and emotionally traumatizing as those the hours between 8 and 3, Monday through Friday, three seasons a goddamn year. That the most of us can muster the mental courage it takes to wake up every morning and subject ourselves to the daily firing squad, the humiliation pratfalls, and the torment of super-heightened self-awareness is a testament to the great unrecognized fortitude of teenagedom. And if you were a fat kid in high school, God bless you, you didn’t have a prayer. And if you were keenly self-aware and fat: Jeezum Crow. I was a fat kid in junior high, and I’d sooner endure the meth-and-homelessness hazing of rumspringa than experience those two years again. Thank God for the divine confluence of puberty and malnourishment that allowed me to shed half my body weight and replace it with gangliness, ribcage sprawl and chest-hair sprigs.
Angus — a 1995 film adapted from a Chris Crutcher short story by Jill Gordon, a former “Wonder Years” and “My So-Called Life” scribe and directed by Patrick Read Johnson — is about Angus Bethune (Charlie Talbert), a tubby junior in high school who was ostensibly named after a cow. Decent at football and blessed with intelligence, Angus would’ve been “willing to swap it all for a little physical beauty.” The poor guy grew up with only one friend — his Booger, Troy (Chris Owen), who brags as he snorts nasal spray, “I’m swallowing snot! You know what? It doesn’t taste that gross.”
Both Angus and Troy have suffered the bully taunts of Rick Sandford (James I. Don’t. Want. Your. Life. Van Der Beek, pre-“Dawson’s”) since grade school, though unlike other cinematic nerds of the day, Angus had enough girth to fight back. Unfortunately, every time he broke Rick’s nose, which was often, Rick’s luck inexplicably improved immeasurably. Rick is your typical douchebag high-school quarterback dating the captain of the cheerleading squad, who just so happens to be Angus’ lifelong crush, the sweetly plain Melissa Lafevre (Ariana Richards). She “was that girl that just made you ache because you know she was put on the Earth out of your reach only to make you feel bad.” (Rick’s best friend in the movie, amusingly enough, is played by Kevin Connelly — “E” in “Entourage.”)
Rick, who has a hard-on for humiliating Angus (at one point, he steals Angus’ undies and hangs them from a flag pole) one day decides — as a joke — to get Angus voted the king of the Winter Ball, a feat that — while mortifying for Angus — also ultimately offers him the opportunity to dance with Melissa. The lion’s share of the movie, then, deals with Angus’ self-torment, his personal struggle over whether he ought to rise above the joke and take his moment by the balls or cower in a corner, transfer to the magnet school for geeks, and pass up the opportunity to dance with Melissa.
The plot mostly follows traditional teen comedy conventions; there’s nothing particularly unexpected about how it unfolds. Angus — wearing a plum tuxedo that makes him look like “Moby Grape” — is doubly humiliated at the Winter Ball when Rick unveils a video of Angus teaching himself to dance with an inflatable doll. Then, of course, Angus gets his expected comeuppance with a rousing, “What is normal?” speech, ultimately proving that his “Bethune Theory” applies to the high-school ecosystem — that is, if an aberration is powerful enough to resist the system that surrounds it, it can force the entire system to change to accommodate it. Troy decks Rick, and Angus triumphantly walks Melissa home from the dance, leaving the film’s Stan Gable licking his wounds, face down on the dance floor. It’s crowd pleasing as all hell.
I wouldn’t call Angus a great film; in fact, the television poignancy can get a little heavy-handed at times. But, there are a couple of remarkable performances, particularly Charlie Talbert’s ability to toe the line between self-deprecating and plain pathetic, as well as one of George C. Scott’s final roles, here as Angus’s grandfather, whose modest advice is to “laugh with them so they can’t laugh at you,” and “screw ‘em,” a wise refrain all high-schoolers should abide by (though none, to my knowledge, ever have). In addition, the soundtrack is gold — Love Spit Love, Ash, The Muffs, a Peter Gabriel song that will make you quake, and even a pitch perfect Mazzy Star tune for the Winter Ball’s king and queen dance.
But what I love about Angus is that, unlike any other film of the high-school, coming-of-age subgenre, it best captures the feeling — the struggle — of waking up each morning and subjecting yourself to the high-school experience. Angus is part Can’t Hardly Wait, part Revenge of the Nerds, and part Better off Dead, but unlike all the other teenage films of its ilk, Angus sports an honest-to-goodness fat kid as its hero. This is not a guy that gets a magical makeover, nor a modestly attractive person slumming it to play the part of geek or nerd. He is not all that — hell, he’s not even Superbad. Angus is a real-life lost cause, and that’s what makes this movie different than, say, Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles — Charlie Talbert wasn’t going to play an overweight unattractive kid in one film and turn around and play a superstar high-school quarterback in the next one (a feat even dweeb king Anthony Michael Hall could pull off). This was an obese kid playing an obese kid, and there was something in just that that made Angus so modestly funny, so heart-breaking, and so motherfucking honest. And more than anything, perhaps, is that Angus is unflinchingly earnest — it hits all the usual notes you’d expect from a teen comedy, but there is not an ounce of cool, or hipster, or indie underneath it — it’s anti-cool in a way that’s not even cool in its antitheticality. It’s just a mainstream movie about a fat kid — not a caricature of a fat kid and not a Martha Dumptruck punch line — just a real goddamn fat kid who struggles everyday to survive high school.
And that’s probably why no one ever saw it.
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A couple of notes: 1) For those who have seen Angus and wondered what Charlie Talbert looks like now, check it out.
And 2) the director of Angus, Patrick Read Johnson, has a semi-autobiographical flick supposedly coming out this year, 5-25-77 (a date some of you may recognize). Do yourself a favor and check out the trailer. There are some of you who will completely lose your shit. Trust me.
Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife and son in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.
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5-25-77...how many of us here weren't that kid? Hell, STILL are that kid.
Can't wait.
Posted by: bookslut at November 1, 2007 8:25 PM
Angus is no masterpiece, but damned if it hasn't stuck with me all these years. I wept like a statue of the Virgin Mary during the Peter Gabriel song scene.
Your love letter prompted me to search and discover that Angus is unavailable on DVD. What the Frak?!
Posted by: TL at November 1, 2007 8:39 PM
I was born in that netherrealm (not the freshly-shorn, rarely viewed Jessica Alba style) between the John Hughes era and the Can't Hardly Waits (which would be an amazing new band). We were weened on The Goonies, The Karate Kid, The NeverEnding Story, and the Monster Squad (Which you also can't fucking get on DVD.)
I proudly owned the soundtrack. I loved that fat bastard like my own brother. I harbored an unfathomable hatred for James Van Der Beek. Shit, it even made me like Jurassic Park more, when I realized the little girl who almost became T-Rex leavings was the girl of his dreams.
Posted by: insertclevernamehere at November 1, 2007 8:52 PM
The kid in the trailer is the trainee from Waiting .... He's popping up in more and more things.
I've never seen Angus, but it airs occasionally on HBO Family or one of the other pay channels. I'm sure it's on VHS, so you could wipe the cobwebs off the ol' VCR and plug it in.
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 1, 2007 8:56 PM
socalledonlycousins, was that sarcasm? My sarc-o-meter is sort of broken today. It's Sam! From Freaks & Geeks! And, yes, he was in Waiting, too. I hope he's old enough now for me not to feel like a dirty old woman for being excited he's naked in a significant portion of that trailer.
I love Angus. My roommate has it on VHS. Too bad we chucked our VCR.
Posted by: Carrie at November 1, 2007 9:02 PM
From Freaks & Geeks
Urm . . . Carrie, this is where if I were truly pathetic, I would pretend like, "Oh, yeah, I was just kidding," but since we're all friends here: I never watched Freaks & Geeks. That was a really non-TV time in my life, and it came and went so fast. But I think I have it queued on Netflix.
[*slinks away*]
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 1, 2007 9:33 PM
I have this movie on VHS tape I got from Amazon, I watched it so much it got stuck in my VCR. I forced my now-husband to watch it on our obligatory movie date (he is a film major). I watched it in the theater when I was 10 and it completely stuck with me through high school.
Screw'em became my motto and I did it all from cheerleading to yearbook, art contests to drama club, choir to cross country.
I loooove this movie, especially the science project/going to prom scene.
Posted by: Skeggjold at November 1, 2007 9:55 PM
I wasn't shaming you, socalled. Don't worry. I guess my sarc-o-meter wasn't broken, I just didn't need to have it on at all.
Enjoy Freaks & Geeks when it comes up on your queue. It is truly great.
Posted by: Carrie at November 1, 2007 10:02 PM
Personally I had a great time in High School so I find all these amusing to watch. Anyway there's a great misconception about Better Off Dead, pay close attention and you'll see Lane wasn't your classic "loser" or "geek" he was just jock who, for a moment, was out of his league and lost his girlfriend to a another alpha male.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 1, 2007 10:09 PM
"Angus" is still one of my favorite movies, and hokey as his speech at the end is, I still cheer and howl, "Take THAT, Van Der Beek!" if I happen to catch a rerun.
Posted by: zh at November 1, 2007 10:43 PM
HOLY SHIT SAM FROM FREAKS AND GEEKS!! This movie looks fantastic. I am there.
Posted by: Tanner at November 1, 2007 11:10 PM
Some day someone will make a decent little flick about the travails of high school with a fat teenage girl as the heroine and not the punchline or the makeover or the funny friend.
And on that same day monkeys will fly out of my butt.
I envy all you menfolk and your geeky film protagonists.
Posted by: Alabamapink at November 1, 2007 11:13 PM
That's the first trailer I've seen for this movie, and I'm definitely going to see it. I hope it's not going to be one of those movies you can't find playing anywhere.
Posted by: Stacy at November 1, 2007 11:56 PM
My high school English teacher had me watch Angus and read a completely similar story as part of a grade 9 course. At that point, I'd already dropped out and started on independent learning courses - she was tutoring me from home out of the goodness of her heart.
At first I was doubtful, but I ended up enjoying it for the most part. Not that it's something I've ever admitted to.
Posted by: Lola at November 1, 2007 11:57 PM
Angus is one of my favorites... Came out while I was in college, but I was that fat kid through all of middle & high school. Even had a skinny friend with whom I did everything. You hit the nail on the head, with this one. I can think of no other movie in the high-school genre that was just so damn... IT for me...
I haven't seen it in years, due to the aforementioned lack of DVD availability, but damned if the eyes didn't get misty just at the mere mention of the Peter Gabriel tune... When he lays down that chess piece, I am a fucking puddle on the floor...
Posted by: Spiny at November 2, 2007 1:40 AM
I remember Angus. Enjoyed it a fair amount, but I am ashamed to admit that one of the things I remember about it is that both Angus and Rumble in the Bronx, released pretty near the same time I think, had songs on the soundtrack by Ash Names the Planets, a band I had never heard of before or since. I think it might have even been the same song. Can't remember that, and I'm not even sure of the name of the song. Come to think of it, this is a pretty lame comment.
Posted by: Landon at November 2, 2007 1:47 AM
does.. Does anyone know what the last song in that trailer is?
Posted by: Jaap! at November 2, 2007 3:11 AM
Oh my god, haha love that trailer.
ps. jaap that song is jon brion's knock yourself out, it was in I Heart Huckabees.
Posted by: Bethie at November 2, 2007 3:55 AM
Lola, that story about your teacher made me so misty.
I truly can't handle people who are mean to fat people, especially fat kids. We weren't even allowed to comment on somebody's weight in my house growing up. I must admit to being worried that my little daughter will be heavy, solely because kids are such assholes about it.
Strangely, I had a very fat friend in high school who was among the popular crowd. Guys wouldn't really go near her, but she was pretty revered by women. She was a cheerleader, too. People said some shitty stuff to her, but she was actually kind of a bitch herself and, at least outwardly, seemed to handle it okay.
Posted by: Samantha T at November 2, 2007 6:49 AM
I loved, loved, LOVED Angus!! I watched it in high school, bought the soundtrack and tried to use "screw 'em" as my personal motto. James Van der Geek did a spectacular job at playing the asshole. Great Weezer song on the soundtrack, one of my all time favorites!! Glad you brought this out of from the dusty shelf. It truly is a gem!
Posted by: jennyebnl at November 2, 2007 8:54 AM
Thanks for the Charlie Talbert update. Didn't he grow up nicely!
Posted by: Trilbynhiss at November 2, 2007 10:13 AM
I think we may have touched on this discussion before, but I just don't have that whole "high school is hell" memory. Granted I didn't go to school in the US, but even people I know who grew up here (such as Mr. PaddyDog) don't have that issue either (and he was fat and unathletic in High School). Is it a phenomenon confined to a type of school (Mr. PDog went to an all-boys Catholic School)? I'm serious in asking this because my whole life I've looked at these films and thought how unrealistic they are but then I see commentary to the contrary on sites I respect such as Pajiba. It really intruiges me.
Posted by: PaddyDog at November 2, 2007 10:35 AM
Both of these films look good - When does 5-25-77 come out?
Posted by: Brian at November 2, 2007 11:01 AM
I totally love Angus! I always make my friends who have never heard of it watch it. I also always cry when Angus pushes the chess piece over. It breaks my heart.
Posted by: Erin at November 2, 2007 11:05 AM
I've only ever seen this movie in bits and pieces and always liked what I saw. Would love to put it on my Netflix queue, but I see from the above that it's not on DVD. Grrr. . .I'm sure when I finally see it I'll cringe with remembrances of high school pain and suffering. College was such a blessed relief.
My husband is going to love 5-25-77. He is a Star Wars nut (I swear we own every piece of fan fiction ever published).
Posted by: prairiegirl at November 2, 2007 11:23 AM
As a high-school teacher, I can say that high school can be a great time, or it can be truly miserable. I think that for most kids, it's a little of both. I remember having a lot of fun with my friends but feeling pretty isolated and lonely at times. Lunch was (and still is from what I see in the student cafeteria) HELL if you didn't get lucky and have close friends in the same lunch shift. Mr. Pug (also a high-school teacher) and I often argue about whether or not we'd want to go back in time and relive the experience if we could. I say never, no way, not on your life, but he says he'd like to try it again. I think it's just being a teenager that sucks at times, and the high school is the center of the teenage world and as a result becomes the center of all things good and bad about the experience. All but the most self-assured kids have a little Angus inside them, I think. We all have moments when we feel ugly, unappreciated, friendless, etc.
I'm going to try my damnedest to find this and watch it. I don't know how I missed it the first time around.
Posted by: idgiepug at November 2, 2007 11:33 AM
I can honestly say that most of the long term friendships I enjoy now came from high school. Most of whom also were with me during BA studies. From post-graduate on, and the people I work with in my profession are closer to acquaintances/potential enemies than "friends." Although I suspect that has more to do with the legal profession being populated almost completely by assholes. (including me)
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2007 11:47 AM
Seconded, Alabamapink. I can't help but think that were the genders reversed, this, Superbad, Knocked Up and a lot of other other beloved movies on Pajiba simply wouldn't fly. When the geeky girl gets the cute guy it's written off as girlish fantasies, how is this any different?
Posted by: f at November 2, 2007 12:03 PM
Correction insertclevernamehere....you CAN get monster squad on DVD. The special 20th anniversary edition (and first DVD release) came out a few months ago. You should pick it up...there is an awesome interview with Frankenstein (Tom Noonan) on the 2nd disk where he's in character the whole time talking about being in film for more than 50 years and what he plans to do after retiring and how he wants to finally get the girl etc. etc. Priceless really.
Posted by: PissBoy at November 2, 2007 12:55 PM
So....I wonder if at any point in the movie, Pat will do the Brain, the Abe Lincoln, or the Goat...
I'm ashamed to say that it took me a second to recognize him, at first I thought he was Tony/Doucheny from Skins (also known as the cute kid in About A Boy)
Posted by: Renee at November 2, 2007 1:15 PM
Wolfman's got nards. And I've got a copy of Monster Squad coming. Thank you, Pissboy. That's a phrase I never thought I'd find myself uttering sober or outside of a Mel Brooks film.
Posted by: insertclevernamehere at November 2, 2007 1:18 PM
Thank you for including this in the amazing Underappreciated Gems column. It is truly just that.
And for people above me that probably wont read this, Monster Squad is out on dvd. It got a spiffy anniversary edition that came out months ago.
Posted by: ian at November 2, 2007 1:35 PM
Hey, what is the Peter Gabriel song they use in Angus? I'm dying to know!
Posted by: fenchurch at November 2, 2007 1:35 PM
man, that trailer just screams indie movie. like the "vague statements summing up life in general" over random quirky images set to some indie song that wasn't even out when the movie is supposed to be set. mmm.....avoid.
Posted by: jesus at November 2, 2007 2:22 PM
Wait. Seriously? The kid from "Angus" grew up to be attractive? Like, really damn hot? Shit. That's all I need. Another damn crush on an D-list ex-child-star. Shit.
Posted by: HatchetFace at November 2, 2007 2:34 PM
Fenchurch, it was "Washing of the Water"... And that combination of the song with that scene...
Posted by: Spiny at November 2, 2007 3:25 PM
I wonder if at any point in the movie, Pat will do the Brain, the Abe Lincoln, or the Goat
"Oooooh, da Brain! Dat's . . . two kicks!"
Don't forget the bat wing. That's three kicks.
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 2, 2007 3:44 PM
PaddyDog,
Yes, high school really was that bad for some of us. I was the fat girl most of my life. I went to a really small school, so even when I lost weight in high school I was still seen as the "fat girl." I didn't stand a chance of getting a date until I started going to a community college my senior year.
Posted by: MissErin at November 2, 2007 4:03 PM
Man, I've been keyed up for 5-25-77 for months... can't wait to see it.
I have vague but fond memories of Angus, but certainly loved the soundtrack... I suppose it's worth a re-watch for all that.
Posted by: k at November 2, 2007 5:21 PM
Pattydog:
Ditto what Miss Erin said, but I wasn't the fat girl- I was a "between the cracks" girl.
Your fate in my high school was determined in the 5th grade- our Jr. High was the largest feeder school into the High school and from there, the cliques just expanded, NEVER changed. I was the band geek who played basketball, the girl with a perpetual bad haircut that had a nice rack, the honors kid who still had to cheat her way through math, the journalism writer who pissed off the football team. I think at times I would have rather been a full-fledged geek than what I was- an in-between girl who didn't fit in anywhere. I would not relive those years of abject torture, of loneliness and self doubt if you PAID me. Even with the "knowledge you have now" I don't think I could do it. I am afraid for my kids, but work like hell to make sure my hang ups don't become theirs.
I really really got my groove on in college, though, and more than made up for it in friends and experiences. I have 1 high school friend I am close to, about 12 I would consider very close friends from college.
Posted by: lilianna28 at November 2, 2007 5:22 PM
my whole life I've looked at these films and thought how unrealistic they are but then I see commentary to the contrary on sites I respect such as Pajiba.
I don't get it either, and I DID go to HS in the US. It just wasn't a big deal. I wasn't popular, which I was happy with as they were largely fake anyway, but I wasn't a miserable loner. I was happily in-between.
Anyway, I haven't seen Angus, but if it ever hits DVD, I'll be sure to check it out.
Posted by: Gabs at November 2, 2007 6:58 PM
I saw this movie several years ago and it was fine, of it's genre, but a perfect example of a frequent motif in movies and TV that I find exasperating wherein everybody else is an asshole for being superficial, but the conventionally unattractive kid who is equally superficial is somehow a hero. Angus, as I recall, was particularly egregious in this regard in that they made a sort of vague stab at suggesting his reasons for liking the girl were not merely appearance based (something about "It's more than just her little stomach muscles" or some shit like that), but it was so transparent, perfunctory and unconvincing as to border on insulting. I'm all for movies railing against the superficial values that make life a torment to so many, but when the so-called hero shares those values it seems to undercut the message rather.
Posted by: Kate at November 2, 2007 8:07 PM
I, for one, had a least a couple of crushes in high school that went beyond that physical attraction, yet I couldn't then even begin to describe what those feelings were, other than to say "it's just more than physical"... Just a gut-wrenching, every time you see her your whole body just goes numb type of feeling as you pass her in the hall, without being able to even saying a word of hello...
Vastly different from the purely physical attraction to other girls that was also part and parcel of being that age (hell, I'm not sure that ever goes away, either)... So, as this movie is from Angus' point of view, I can fully understand not being more than vague about his "other reasons" for being attracted to his girl.
Contrived, possibly, but not that far off the mark, either...
Posted by: Spiny at November 2, 2007 8:25 PM
Oh, Angus. This movie came out when I was a plump middle schooler. My aunt had a video store, so we got to watch preview copies of movies, and Angus was one of them. My sister and I watched it a dozen times at least, loving it and hating it at the same time for its umcomfortable familiarity. We even loved and hated James Van Der Beek, just the way we did the real-life handsome football quarterback assholes. *Sigh* I don't think I ever want to see Angus again.
Posted by: Kristin at November 2, 2007 11:47 PM
It's a damn shame that the Angus soundtrack was released with "Fade Into You." It ended up not having a few great songs from the film, but it's still one of the better film soundtracks out there.
Posted by: AngusMcBangus at November 3, 2007 1:22 AM
Never mind Angus or 5-25-77; this was the director and child star that gave us Spaced Invaders!
I have fond memories of renting that on video many years ago. As I recall, my brother and I thought it was one of the funniest films we'd ever seen.
I'm not sure whether I should seek it out again or just leave those rose-tinted memories intact...
Posted by: Simon B at November 3, 2007 12:30 PM
I haven't seen Angus but I intend to, I'll get around to it at some point.
I think PaddyDog it's largely a "non-American" thing. As for my high school experience: I can't remember there being a higherarchy amongst cliques, there weren't any that were "better" than the others, just separate and kind of equal. There were the non-clique girls (yep, single sex school) but it was mainly because they just didn't really care. There was no sense of "aspiring" to be in any crowd different than your own.... unless my apathy was such that I just didn't notice what everyone else was feeling. Which, let's face it, is fairly likely.
I was the anti-popular girl, the "cool kids" reeeeeeeeeeally didn't like me and I responded by shrugging my shoulders, living in the computer lab, skipping out on whatever lesson didn't seem like fun, doing the Times crossword with my friends in the foyer and removing the power cable from the common room CD player whenever Justin Timberlake got put on.
It was pretty much just dull.
College was better but the post college years are rocking so hard it's almost unbearable.
Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 5, 2007 5:33 AM
OH, IT'S SAM! I'm so glad he's in something I want to see again.
My love for Sam is equal to my hatred of Van Der Beek.
Posted by: watoosa at November 5, 2007 9:06 AM
good review, i couldn't agree more. definitely one of my all time favorites for capturing some of the trials of high school.
Posted by: h.caulfield at November 7, 2007 1:06 AM
To those girls who said a fat heroine in a serious role would never fly-- right on. We have endless TV shows and movies about the poor geeky boy, the fat geeky boy, the under appreciated diamond in the rough male anti-hero. Unattractive girls really are the lowest class of citizen, left out of even the underdog category. I mean, I occasionally have found myself really liking Beauty and the Geek, but it pulls the same garbage. The inclusion of an alleged female geek this last season doesn't make up for it either. She's not that bad.
I've got a very personal and very painful story of an unattractive, undesirable HS girl who loved a guy from afar. And having gone to film school, I could probably work it into a decent script. It might become the only decent thing I will have ever written. Wish I could bring myself to do it.
Ugh, I just got rather personal with myself, but Alabamapink brought up a point I have been trying to make, albeit quietly, for years.
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