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How do you have sex with a rooster if you're a woman? Birds don't have sticky outty parts.

Actually I thought "The Believers" was the superior poultry magic film.

Points for style but I don't remember "Angel Heart" scaring me much.

I never saw this movie, as I had no interest at the time. At this time, I have no interest in a remake. I'm just not that into bestiality. (And by "not that into", I mean, "ew".)

BWeaves, beaks are sticky outty parts. Otherwise, I imagine it's like dry-humping (which, since apparently this has different meanings to different people, means humping through one's pants in my mind).

BWeaves, I agree: how the hell? I'm traumatized at the idea. The only sticky outty part I can think of is the beak.

And... now I'm just cringing at the thought of having a rooster's beak anywhere near (or in) my lady bits. What if it bites?

BWeaves, I'm just trying really hard not to think about it, because all I can come up with is some kind of dry-humping scenario and I'm sure no one has any fun that way. Not Lisa Bonet and certainly not the rooster. For the record, I have not seen this movie.

Apparently Ms.von Beaverplatz and I are of one perverted mind on the topic. Glad I'm not alone.

Dustin, I recommend that you re-watch Angel Heart. It really is a terrific movie, sort of a noir-mystery/suspense-horror that ties its story lines together at the end with a genuine jolt. DeNiro is on screen probably about four minutes total, and he's unforgettable; Rourke's performance may strike you as only passable--until you get to the end of the story.

I love it for its look (the portrayal of New Orleans and the LA countryside is so evocative you can almost smell the decay) and for the way it keeps the Voodoo elements accurate while still making them scary as hell (something most films using Voodoo fail to do).

Ms. Bonet does not have sex with the chicken, but I can understand your teenage confusion--that scene's sexy and disturbing in equal measure.

This movie was one of three of our very first DVD purchases when we finally got ourselves a DVD player.

I haven't seen this movie, nor its rooster scene. For me the best poultry fucking scene (or scene with two people fucking with a chicken between them) remains in Pink Flamingos. That chicken was real...fuck.

No no no no no fucking no!

This is my favorite movie. I adore Mickey Rourke and am appalled that anyone would tarnish one of the good movies he has made. He's terrific in this, and come one, Robert De Niro is a million time better as Satan that Pacino was.

This film is based on a novel, so the only way the remake could be relevant would be if it sticks to the book, which has no chicken killing, much less imagined chicken sex.

Aaaaand my Netflix queue gets another entry.

Ha! And Pea also, Genny/Rusty. Great minds (great, perverted, whatevs) think alike, no?

Cock-a-doodle-huh?

I remember the movie. I can't tell you doodly-squat about it other than I saw Denise's boobs covered in blood. Unfortunately, that scene has cost me a pretty penny in the kinky hooker department. That, and I'm not allowed at the butcher shop anymore...

Is that the one where a woman is killed via close-range gunshot to the hoo-hah?

yes it is firedmyass. I dunno, I thought this movie was okay. Kinda cheesy. Not worth remaking, that;s for sure.

BORING. I found this movie extremely boring. I'm a sick Mickey Rourke fan (I find myself often quoting lines from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, that's how sick!) yet it was boring.

Except for the part where he and Lisa Bonet have sex that makes blood run from the walls, or something like that. I was young, I had HBO, my parents weren't around...

The rooster scene is not that great, for all you who were wondering. More eyebrow raising for me, but then again, I admire Lisa Bonet's beauty on a purely aesthetic level.

I wonder though...who will be cast as the devil? My guess is Adam Sandler. Yes, he would be such a subtle, dignified devil. And he could sport that crazy mustache/goatee thing from that movie where he played an Israeli hairdresser. What the hell was that called?

"Cock-a-doodle-huh?"

HA! That was FUNNIER THAN HELL! Instead of taking "cock-a-doodle-doo" you made it "cock-a-doodle-huh"! Oh my god, that is priceless! If you don't mind, I'm going to write that one down and next time I'm at a farm or a Kentucky Fried Chicken and there's something mildly out of the ordinary, BAM! Cock-a-doodle-huh? Hopefully there'll be a small crowd gathered around - you can't waste greatness like that on one or two people! Oh, the laughs I'll receive! Perhaps there'll even be a member of the opposite sex who finds your borrowed pun so deliciously clever they'll offer me five minutes of filthy, no-holds-barred restroom sex. Or I could have it made into a "hipster" t-shirt that will draw attention to myself and perhaps attain even more promises of sweaty, cursing, back-alley dumpster coitus. Thank you, good sir - thank you for your cleverness!

If I remember correctly, didn't Bill Cosby pretty much cut her out of the show after she starred in this? Didn't they bring in the oldest, never-before-mentioned sister, or something ridiculous like that?

i think her name was sondra. and she had that raven chick as her kid.

A movie about a woman fucking a cock? How is that a new idea?

Piss up a rope I hate myself. Raven/Olivia was Denise's stepchild - and ultimately, the point when the show started sucking dirty hobo scrote.

...and they call me Sybil...

"A movie about a woman fucking a cock? How is that a new idea?"

Yeah! I've got over three hundred movies that have the same plotli... uh, nevermind. Hey, them's just jokes right there. I don't even like porn - heck, I've never even seen one! I think they're degrading and completely unrealistic - especially Dirty Drunk Short Chicks 17: A Creamed Corn Cornucopia of Coed Cornholing, Part IV. So I've heard...

Angel Heart was great! But I was also 15 when I watched it...but De Niro played Satan better than Pacino in that other movie, that's for sure.

And Sofia beats me to the woman/cock joke.

See Skitt, I felt the DDSC17: ACCCCC series lost it's way after part two. They got too commercial what with all the name brand lubes and anal beads. Everything was a product placement. And I mean that in the dirtiest way.

Chicken fucking is just too far gone for me. I've got to get out of this thread.

I think that Angel Heart, which I have not seen, was based on a novel by William Hortsberg called Nevermore. I read it years ago and don't remember anything other than it was a variation on the Faust theme.

I can't BELIEVE no one has mentioned the DeNiro hard boiled egg-peeling.....that was Louis Cephyr at his best, simply disturbing.

Angel Heart is a great movie, one of my favorites from the 80's, with a great cast. I've seen it several times over the years, and it's a differnet experience every time. Made back when Rourke was an actor, before he quit to pursue boxing and became the freak he is today. A remake will be a steaming pile of crap.

Eh, she doesn't fuck the rooster. She naked-dances and then slices the rooster's throat and pours the blood over her boobs. Not so much fun for the poultry.

All I remember of this movie is watching the second half of it with Greek subtitles. It was confusing. I definitely didn't see the cock-fucking part so they either cut it out for Greek television or it was in the first half of the movie.

Also: Butchered cock bleeding on naked boobs. That's something I never want to see.

She didn't have sex with it. She butchered it in a voodoo ceremony and rubbed its blood all over her naked body, and I think there may have been sex with a blood-besmeared random dude; but there was no actual poultry-on-Bonet action.

Seriously though, give it another watch, it's a good flick. I don't know if it's OOGA BOOGA scary, but it's definately unsettling. Why are they even making it again?

Oh right, because Hollywood is stupid and unoriginal.

@Arkansan It is based on a book by Hjortsberg, but the title is Falling Angel. I just read it over the weekend. While the first two thirds of the book are great, the last third is ricockulously terrible (Satanists sacrifice a baby at a black mass! How fucking shocking!).

The movie is infinitely better, and gets rid of the bullshit black mass.

Cosby brought Olivia/Raven in as a character when Rudy, the youngest Huxtable, outgrew her little kid cuteness.

The point? What's the point?

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?

Oh yeah ... 10,000 movies screens can't go blank.

That's the second time I've been forced to use that rationale today.

So...I guess I'm the only one that read the title and immediately thought that they were remaking Pink Flamingoes?

I kinda vaguely remember this movie from my youth, for some reason the only thing that comes to mind is DeNiro in a white suit eating a hard boiled egg.

Well, I know what Lisa Bonet is doing at the moment: being pregnant with her second child by the smoking hot Jason Momoa (Ronon Dex on Stargate: Atlantis). Between Jason and Lenny Kravitz, you really can't fault her taste in men.

I hate how every goddamn comment on pajiba is so obviously shilling for a spot in the goddamn top comments of the week post anymore.

It's good to see that ignorance of your subject doesn't prevent you from writing about it.