
S.H.I.T. Stinks
Accepted / Phillip Stephens
Since they provide the perfect springboard for youth-oriented comedy and/or the bawdy laughs that accompany hedonism, I suppose these “college movies” aren’t going away any time soon. Sometimes they succeed, though in what manner they want to succeed certainly varies. Revenge of the Nerds tried to rally the Third Estate of college campuses; Animal House merely celebrated profligate partying and insanity-as-humor. These two templates largely became the basis for campus comedies, especially all that National Lampoon’s offal, and both provide the underpinnings for Accepted.
A big initial problem here lies in the rating. Both the aforementioned films and more recent fraternity yuks like Todd Phillips’ Road Trip and Old School had an R that left open many possibilities for sex- or drug-related material that would better appeal to their intended audiences. Accepted, with a PG-13, comes across as a hapless dilettante too soft for college humor but too indebted to it to appeal to anyone else. It tries to be both an Animal House paean to goofiness and lunacy and a Nerds call-to-arms for outcasts who couldn’t get into college — it succeeds at neither.
As the preview promises, the story is light fantasy to the nth degree: After being rejected from eight colleges, goofball Bartleby “B” Gaines (Justin Long) fabricates the South Harmon Institute of Technology (I’m told this leads to an amusing acronym) to appease his parents and mollify his own feelings of personal failure. Lo and behold, the joke grows from a few friends to an entire freshman class that enrolls online and shows up at their makeshift institution. Bartleby and his cronies then run with the gimmick and create an experimental school that invents fanciful names for everyone dicking around.
I’ve found Justin Long to be a fairly endearing actor in the few films he’s been in. He certainly isn’t versatile, but he’s got the right footing for comedy and is affable and easy to watch. The rest of the cast is largely unknown, merely fulfilling some stock roles — there’s a nerd, a babe, an evil frat boy, an evil dean, a spaz, a lunatic, et al. — none of whom have Long’s appeal. But the larger problem is that Accepted’s comedy is so clumsy. Screenwriters Adam Cooper and Bill Collage have collaborated together on only a few projects, including New York Minute, and frankly the pair are already godawful. Long’s character is written to have frequent awkward accidents — he bonks his head on innumerable doors and falls down — but it’s completely inconsistent with his otherwise sharp witticisms, making these scenes feel like random inserts to bolster the flat humor.
Accepted is all predictability, fantasy, and weak characterization that doesn’t quite measure up to even the weaker college junkets like EuroTrip, only boosted by Long and a few manic scenes. Then again, reviews for the movie have ranged from amused to incensed, suggesting that enjoying it may be very context-sensitive. Perhaps if I were in a lighter mood or tripping like hell on ludes (as I suspect many fellow theatergoers were), I may have found myself laughing along. But I wasn’t, and I can’t recommend this middling farce to anyone who might deign to see it.
Phillip Stephens is the lead critic for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR.
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When I heard that the funny acronym is the official release title in some contries, I knew all I needed to know.
Posted by: zu.gk at August 18, 2006 7:46 PM
Does anyone remember Camp Nowhere? As near as I can tell this is the exact same movie but with college instead of summer camp. That movie was crap. I don't see how this one would be better.
Posted by: Tanner at August 19, 2006 2:57 AM
Tanner:
I thought the same exact thing about the similarities between Camp Nowhere and this movie. However, I differ with you on the assesment of Camp Nowhere. I guess it might have been due to me being young-ish when watched but I loved it as a kid and saw it not too long ago and still thought it was alright for a schlocky kids summer camp fantasy movie.
Posted by: Chris W at August 19, 2006 11:15 AM
It's nice to know I wasn't the only one who thought 'Camp Nowhere'. Although Black seems to look like Christopher Lloyd a little here.
I've had a mini-crush on Justin Long since 'Ed', but this one? Eh. I'll pass.
Posted by: Mara at August 19, 2006 11:34 AM
The previews made this movie sound alright. But I never planned on going to watch it, considering I haven't been given any reccomendations, or even heard much discussion of the movie.
Posted by: d at August 19, 2006 2:59 PM
this movie really looked godawful...i will never see it
Posted by: Joe at August 19, 2006 5:53 PM
You can still get ludes? Huh. Who knew?
Posted by: Erin at August 20, 2006 1:12 AM
I think you're right about the context thing. . . for me, because i'll be a senior in high school, the whole exclusive college/ not getting in thing resonated. But yeah, what was with the clumsy Justin Long incidents?
Posted by: harlequin at August 20, 2006 1:26 AM
Good review, but maybe you would have liked it better if you saw it with the trolls I did.
Accepted is good, for those of us who are secret Neanderthals. It’s funny, but you will groan if you try to reason anything about it out. Don’t do it, or you’ll find yourself acting like the character titled “ADD” (using the subtlety of Paris Hilton at a state dinner).
Obviously written by people who can’t do research to save their lives, it doesn’t seem to know what “accredited” means, or how it works to get so done.
It relies on the ol’ geeks v. big, blonde, jocks but there is much less funny banter than Animal House. Still, the comedic timing is good for the heroes, and Justin Long is great again. His stereotypical fat sidekick has some of the best lines in the script, though he’s far too underused.
If you liked Euro Trip, Van Wilder, and Old School, you’ll like this too, but find yourself wishing Vance Vaughn put in some screen time here and brought more logic with him.
Posted by: Nora at August 20, 2006 3:36 AM
Justin Long: 'certainly isn't versatile' Have you seen him in The Break-Up? Total transformation from his other roles. Hilarious.
Posted by: Bob101 at August 21, 2006 2:02 PM
I hate to say this, but I sort of thought Road Trip was funny...even though Tom Green was in it...the whole snake thing was hilarious...anyway, Accepted looked dumb, but it caters to that unknown audience that love movies about college freshman...yes, I'm still trying to figure out who that is STILL!
Posted by: Gina at August 21, 2006 3:37 PM
I will forever cackle at Justing Long for one thing... "I think that guy might really be dead. " Killed me. Absolutely killed me.
Posted by: TK at August 22, 2006 11:20 AM
Does anyone else remember How I Got into College? I saw it as I was trying to do just that and it hit my funny bone more often than any movie that dumb should- but nonetheless- it certainly warrants a mention here.
Posted by: Go Big Red at August 22, 2006 1:17 PM
My 13-year-old thought this movie was "okay" and "funny in parts". Given that he thinks Bringing Down the House is HIGH-larious, that's not a stellar review for Accepted, here.
Posted by: s. at August 22, 2006 6:03 PM
In Western Australia, there actually IS a uni called "Curtin Institute of New Technology".
They eventually noticed and dropped the New.
I am not joking.
To GBR, I LOOOVE the movie "How I Got Into College"!!!
It's out on dvd now, you know. :)
(Wasn't Lara Flynn Boyle sweet, before she turned ino a scary, over-collagened, stick insect?)
Posted by: Loob at August 23, 2006 6:08 AM
Sorry, I meant Curtin University! ..NT.
Doh! :)
Posted by: Loob at August 23, 2006 6:10 AM
I have no intention of ever seeing this movie, although I do like Justin Long. I actually BELIEVED he was a Mac!
Posted by: -j. at August 23, 2006 2:45 PM
Obviously written by people who can�t do research to save their lives
Yeah, I guess none of 'em ever heard of RIT; that S.H.I.T story [inhale ponderously]--the original name of Rochester Institute of Technology almost was South Henrietta Institute of Technology, for those lucky enough not to have to live in Upstate New York and hear people tell it at parties for 100 years--wasn't all that funny then and it sure isn't funny now, seeing as how it's so retardedly, punishingly contrived.
I do like that Mac kid guy, though. He has a David Krumholtz quality, but taller.
Posted by: didn't go to Curtin University at August 23, 2006 10:52 PM
I saw this at a pre-screening back in June... It was definitely worth the money. It's worth watching on cable, and probably worth renting a DVD between 5 friends, and if you have money, it's better than at least 45% of the movies in the theater.. If you're drunk, it's probably hilarious. Overall, it wasn't the best movie, but I think it's on par with all the other college movies, minus the nude scenes. It definitely has a Camp Nowhere vibe to it, but with older and more slacking kids. Justin Long is great, and probably the main redeeming quality. The SHIT acronym gets played way too much, and then they decide to keep going with it.
At the very least, for those of us that wish they'd chosen an easier college, this movie makes a good mini-vacation. As long as you're not looking for or expecting a great piece of art.
Posted by: Dave at August 24, 2006 7:42 PM
Just saw it tonight. I thought it was funny, as long as you don't think about the plot too hard (very cliche). Worth the money, but would I be up for seeing it again? Probably not.
Posted by: Justine at August 27, 2006 12:15 AM
At first glance this movie looked pretty awful and I didn't really have any desire to see it. I like Justin Long in just about everything else he's ever been in (his role in The Break-Up was pretty funny.) A friend offered to pay for my ticket so what did I have to lose. It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be. Glen was hilarious. I probably wouldn't spend money on it, but I'd totally catch it on HBO or on a TBS saturday afternoon movie.
Posted by: Cara at September 1, 2006 2:31 PM
Is it wrong that I was touched by the courtroom scene, his speech about being different? In Accepted fasion, I'm going to say it's perfectly fine for me to love this movie, up to 7 times.
Posted by: Melanie at March 5, 2007 11:40 PM

