
A Pajiba for All Midseasons
The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
Oct. 17, 2007
So far, it seems that the networks are turning a blind eye to the fact that the new fall schedule is relatively lackluster, which is par for the course. Fox, however, seems to be tacitly acknowledging the fall suck by ramping up its focus on its midseason shows. Thus, we already know that “The Sarah Connor Chronicles” (the Terminator-related series) will be premiering in mid-January (January 14 at 8 p.m., to be precise) along with the latest longest day of “24.” Unfortunately for Fox, however, that may be the only midseason show to actually make it on the air.
You may recall the network heavily promoting “New Amsterdam” earlier in the year. And yet, the show about an immortal NYC cop failed to land a spot on the fall network amid rumors that the pilot was a mess (rumors basically confirmed when the network stepped in and did a major overhaul of the whole thing). Over the last few months, the rumor-mongers have been at it again, saying the show was still lacking some creative direction, and Fox has now stepped back into the mix, putting the show on early hiatus. After the eighth episode is put in the can next week, everyone will take a respite while the network looks things over and decides where things are going to go from there. My prediction? The network won’t let them fill anymore episodes and will plan a spring burn-off of the eight episodes … but only two or three of the episodes will actually ever make it to air, because that’s the Fox way (hey “Drive,” how ya’ doing?).
And this comes on the heels of other bad news for a Fox mid-season show. Fans of ye old Gilmore gals are probably optimistic for the mid-season replacement, “The Return of Jezebel James,” as it comes from Amy Sherman-Palladino and stars Parker Posey. Well, you might want to temper those expectations just a smidge — Fox recently cut its episode order for the show from thirteen down to seven. Such a thing is rarely a good sign, of course (“Why, we love the show so much we want less of it!”), and it looks like Parker Posey may have made a poor decision in making this her first TV show. Fox hasn’t given any specific reason for the shortened order, although a spokesperson tried to temper things by saying that seven episodes is simply all the network needs, with “24” and “American Idol” also popping up mid-season. Vegas has opened the over/under line at 2 for the number of episodes that Fox ever bothers to air.
So it looks like this will be yet another year where Fox is carried by “American Idol,” “House” and a splash of “24,” with little else to speak of.
Turning to cable, it should come as little surprise that Bret Michaels has signed on for “Rock of Love 2,” which is slated to premiere early next year. VH1 has been planning to do the sequel to “Rock My Cock” for a while now, but it was unclear who the lovelorn rocker would be. But shockingly, Michaels’ relationship with first season winner Jes didn’t take (he blames it on the reality of the TV contracts, which forced them to stay apart for six months — poor kids!). So Michaels is coming back for some more scripted “dating” and diabetic fits. (“My diabetes is acting up?” Really? I’ve known a few diabetics and they’ve never talked about their diabetes “acting up.”) I watched all of the first season but I think I’m going to take a pass on this new one. Once is amusing. Twice, I won’t be fooled again.
Turning back to the season at hand, the CW’s “Gossip Girl” remains the first and only fall show to get a full 22-episode order at this point. However, NBC and CBS have taken cautious steps forward with some of their own shows, ordering new scripts for “Bionic Woman,” “Journeyman,” “Chuck,” “Life” and “Cane.” NBC has ordered three new scripts for its four freshman shows, while CBS has called up four new scripts for “Cane.” This is a somewhat positive sign, although quickly canceled shows from last season (such as “Justice” and “The Nine”) also received new script orders. Plus, one could argue that this move has less to do with the networks’ faith in the shows and more to do with them wanting to stockpile as much as they can before the likely strike by the writers guild at the end of the month. But that would be a pessimistic outlook, and the TV Whore doesn’t like to think such negative thoughts of Hollywood execs. (And while I don’t know anything for sure, I was in LA for a while last week and can tell you that my spidey sense was tingling like a mother fucker, and I strongly suspect that the WGA will, in fact, be going on strike at month’s end.)
Speaking of NBC, the Peacock is considering another move which may also be meant to counter the lack of programming that would come with a prolonged strike — word has it that the network is thinking about adding “new” reruns to its slate. Specifically, it’s considering rerunning the original version of “The Office” along with “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Now the idea of giving us reruns of good shows, rather than dumping reality show crap on us, is certainly a good one. But I have no faith that this will work out well because “The Office” will suffer from commercial breaks, even if no content edits are made. And content edits would have to be made with “Curb,” and we all know how well that turned out for A&E’s scrubbed episodes of “The Sopranos.” Instead, why wouldn’t the network run “Battlestar Galactica” or “Burn Notice?” You know, some of the good shows it has on its sister networks? Shows that need virtually no editing or scrubbing. Shows that could use the network attention. I know, I know … crazy talk.
Wednesdays at work are the worst, right? Well if you’re looking for a great big time suck, The New Yorker has an incredibly long piece on “The Wire.” It’s a very good read, with a lot of interesting tidbits about the show and creator David Simon’s background, and you could find far worse ways to kill an hour. Now the DVD Folk might want to skip the article, as it does include spoilers about some beloved characters who were killed in the third and fourth season, but if you’re all caught up, the Season Five spoilers are minimal. And I know I’ve said it before, but I’m just licking my lips for January — November and December need to come and go as quick as possible.
And you know we like to wrap these Round-Ups with a video. Well, while this season of “The Office” has been a bit underwhelming so far (the hour long episode idea was a terrible one, and thank Jeebus this week’s is the last one), this bit cracked my shit up. And since I’ve got no other TV video to toss in here this week, this is what I’m going with:

Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. He’s watching “Beauty and the Geek” while he types this, and he just saw a geek use the following line: “Was your mom a beaver? Cause damn girl!” Awesome.
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Comments
Not only am I down with the whole "new rerun" concept instead of new reality crap, I wouldn't mind if they replaced 99% of the new programming with it.
Yes, it's that bad.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 17, 2007 8:34 AM
Thanks for the "DVD Folk" warning, as I'm still in the middle of season 2 of The Greatest Cop Show Ever.
Posted by: Todd at October 17, 2007 9:19 AM
I would be all for reruns of Burn Notice. Excellent idea, Whore!
Posted by: Gabs at October 17, 2007 9:21 AM
What is going on with "Lost"? Also, I am patiently waiting for a review of "Big Shots".
Posted by: Agent Scully at October 17, 2007 9:23 AM
While I rarely have anything to say about TV, I just want to share my love for The Wire. Not only is it probably the best cop show ever made, it's one of the best tv shows, period, ever made. It's the only TV I watch right now.
Posted by: TK at October 17, 2007 9:45 AM
At least I am not the only one watching "Beauty and the Geek" anymore. Thank you for absolving me of my guilt.
I agree, NBC should use their other channels for rerun fodder. If it works for Conan and Chuck Norris, it can work for them.
The Office has been hilarious this season! I mean, they kidnapped a pizza boy over a coupon. Dwight mercy-kills Angela's cat and thinks the Dunder-Mifflin website is alive. Ryan reveals himself to be the total douche I knew he was. Hilarity.
Posted by: Vermillion at October 17, 2007 9:51 AM
I guess I am finally going to have to break down and get caught up on The Wire. I never really had time to watch it before and now I need a reason to keep my HBO. No Rome or The Sopranos, so I need a new reason.
Also, Fox blows! Just how bad is 24 going to suck this season? It was horrendous last year.
Posted by: Melody at October 17, 2007 9:58 AM
Heh. the only people who ever talk about diabetes "acting up" are people who aren't actually diabetic. and who know nothing at all about it.
they're the ones who, every time someone who is diabetic eats anything, ask if their diabetes is acting up, or is going to act up. i hate those people.
sorry, this has nothing to do with the vast majority of the round up.
Posted by: liz at October 17, 2007 10:20 AM
Oh boy....who went and upset the powerful diabetic lobby?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 17, 2007 10:41 AM
Not quite, Liz. My ex is a diabetic, and when he wants a "pre-excuse" to act like a dick, he starts dropping hints that his diabetes might be "acting up." It's also his way to try to cover up a good long drunk. "Hey, I'm not shit-faced, I'm a diabetic!"
Some people will work any angle, and I suspect the star of a reality show fits that bill quite nicely.
Posted by: Wednesday at October 17, 2007 10:55 AM
Over the last few months, the rumor-mongers have been at it again
Question: Is the word mong only used paired together with rumor or can it be used separately, like this:
"He is monging rumors all around town that Cavemen will get a full season pick up
or
She hit him with her purse after she found out he mongged a rumor online that she was caught doing blow with 'She Who Must Not Be Named'"
Posted by: Brian at October 17, 2007 11:07 AM
Melody, I hate to break it to you, but I believe the current season of The Wire will be the final one.
And then there will be nothing left on TV.
Posted by: TK at October 17, 2007 11:11 AM
Before this turns into a Blood Glucose Flame War, I would just like to point out that so far this season "Heroes" has completely and utterly sucked.
Posted by: Chris at October 17, 2007 11:15 AM
Hehe...Brian, is your diabetes acting up? Speaking of "She who must not be named", she's going to Rwanda. I'm from Rwanda. We don't want her there, we have enough problems! Can you (Americans) do something? Stop her? Distract her with a penis?
Posted by: joker at October 17, 2007 11:21 AM
This has nothing to do with The Daily Trade Round-Up, but I just heard... Colbert for President! Whooo hooo.
Posted by: Agent Scully at October 17, 2007 11:41 AM
Yeah, Whore, the Colbert news really should have been included in the Roundup. It would at least have been some halfway-decent cheerful news. We are in painful need of cheerful entertainment news these days.
Posted by: Jerce at October 17, 2007 11:45 AM
I know, but I hope by then HBO will give me a new show to love. I of course mean after the end of The Wire. It is the final season.
Scully, he did it on Daily Show/Colbert Report. He is wanting to be President of South Carolina, his home state. Pretty funny actually.
Posted by: Melody at October 17, 2007 11:46 AM
joker, the mental image I just got from your request was both hilarious and disturbing.
"I'm so not shallow or sluty, Honest! I mean, like, I'm totally gonna like, go to that scary place they told me about, and like, give 'em like, tons of Juicy pants and Louis Vui...ohhhhh....it's shiny!! His dick's, like, totally blinged out. Gimme, gimme!! Screw the scary place!!"
Posted by: pinkcheese at October 17, 2007 11:49 AM
Joker - Perhaps you aren't seeing the plethoria of oppertunity that is She Who Must Not Be Named's visit to Rwanda. It's still a shaky place...it'd be easy for her to be kidnapped or killed while out visiting 'refugee' camps...that is if your fellow country men are willing to provide her with 'special' maps. Said maps could also point her directly into the DRC instead and whatever area is being hit by ebola worst at the present time. So cheer up there's hope still that something good can come of the whole stunt.
Posted by: Ms. Parker at October 17, 2007 11:50 AM
Vermillion--I'm with you. This season has not gone down in quality. The Office is still awesome! I'm loving cat-mercy-killing-sad Dwight.
Posted by: Kt at October 17, 2007 12:04 PM
Also: you people better be watching 30 Rock! They have been putting together really solid comedy.
Posted by: Kt at October 17, 2007 12:07 PM
I miss the old days when the networks showed reruns during the summer. When they stopped doing that, I stopped watching once the season ended. It usually takes two viewings of something to get it stuck in my head, and the reruns also let me get re-caught up with the season finale before the new season started. I definitely noticed this year how I needed the reminder. I don't want to watch some insipid parking lot pirate show just to satisfy my TV pie hole. Didn't that pirate reality show have something to do with parking lots? See how much I pay attention the first time around? But since the networks don't do it for me anymore I've found a way to get my viewings without them. And they wonder why their ratings are consistently lower each year.
To further the diabetic debate, the only people I've heard talk about theirs acting up are old people looking to be martyrs in their family. But I think they're talking about the complications that have arisen from their condition, due to ignorance in caring for their health, and/or the desire to be the family martyr.
Posted by: katy at October 17, 2007 12:22 PM
rumors basically confirmed when the network stepped in and did a major overhaul of the whole thing
Not that I'm defensive or anything but I do so hope smart people watch New Amsterdam when Fox finally buries it on friday nights so I'm compelled to speak up and say the overhaul of the pilot wasn't that major and was instigated and executed by the showrunner. It's quite good. I'd love to go into all kinds of behind the scenes details but I like my job which, thank god, is one of about a dozen not affected by the reduction of our order.
Posted by: Beckylooo at October 17, 2007 12:27 PM
Well, that's a very good idea Ms.Parker, but we've sort of got a reputation to live down y'know...and getting Her Royal Slutness killed wouldn't help. Although, there's a lot of AIDS at the moment and she's bound to fall onto a penis or two while she's there. Who knows...slow painful death...hmm, something good might come out of this after all.
Posted by: joker at October 17, 2007 2:01 PM
Unfortunately for everyone I doubt Ms. 'I have Black Friends So I Can't be Racist' would sleep with any of the native population...Actually maybe that's a plus for Rwanda Joker.
Any country that can stir the kind of love despite all the horrible things that have happened there that I've heard in Romeo Dallire's voice when he talks about Rwanda can't be all bad.
Posted by: Ms. Parker at October 17, 2007 2:30 PM
Brian-
Well, monger is also connected with words such as fish (fishmonger) or war (warmonger) but as a verb, not so much. Which doesn't mean that you can't start a new language/grammar trend. Turning nouns into verbs is nothing new in this country...
Posted by: tamatha at October 17, 2007 3:23 PM
Tamatha - I'll keep that in mind. So then the rumormonger works the stall between the fishmonger and the warmonger in the local farmers market?
By the way I didn't mean She Who Must Be Named But Is Going To Rawanda but She Who Must Be Named But Is Out of Rehab and Drinking Again but I guess either works
Posted by: Brian at October 17, 2007 3:54 PM
Thanks Parker, it isn't all bad definitely, but I'm afraid the love might disappear with the visit of You-know-who.
Oh and Brian, it's Rwanda, no extra "a". I've seen this spelling with many Americans. Why is that? I'd blame your geography teachers if I actually thought you learned about Rwanda in school. Inaccurate maps? No, according to that girl from South Carolina, you don't have any maps at all. The media? Oh who am I kidding. I'm at a loss.
Posted by: joker at October 17, 2007 4:13 PM
My bad, Joker
Posted by: Brian at October 17, 2007 4:28 PM
Totally disagree about the part about the hour long Office's being underwhelming. I'd love to see them stick with hour long ep's.
Posted by: Scott at October 17, 2007 5:25 PM
Yup. The Office, while it is still chuck full of hilariously awkward moments, lacks the energy and tension that made the second season so bloody awesome. So much of the show relied on Pam and Jim, their sexual tension and conflict. [Correction: the entire show revolved around it.] Now that the central conflict of the show is resolved, the series seems to be carried by the minor characters. And while the minor characters have always perfectly complemented the show, we'll have to see if they can keep the show going strong. But I still love The Office, and it continues to be the only show that I'll watch religiously when it airs.
Posted by: Ruthie at October 17, 2007 10:37 PM
As of now, and after watching that clip from The Office, I love Andy (and Ed Helms)...I shouldn't have missed last week's episode...I was dissapointed with the first two but after this week's one, I assume the series will go back to normal (the hour long episodes are killing it...)
Posted by: Radlum at October 17, 2007 11:31 PM
Pam and Jim only carried the office if you wanted them to.
Posted by: Meredith at October 19, 2007 12:52 PM

